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(Daily Mail)   Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-08-04 02:13:11 PM
No, they are teenaged boys. They just want something other than their own hands wrapped around their boners. They do not care what it is, which is demonstrated by your pic
 
2012-08-04 02:16:03 PM
Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.
 
2012-08-04 02:28:40 PM
Samantha Brick's sister?
 
2012-08-04 02:35:04 PM
I see my comment that teenage boys would fark anything with a pulse is unnecessary.
 
2012-08-04 02:36:49 PM
I thought we put this guy away...

www.threedonia.com
 
2012-08-04 02:37:25 PM
Looks like subby is a chubby chaser.
 
2012-08-04 02:39:09 PM
If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.
 
2012-08-04 02:41:46 PM
img6.imageshack.us

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."
 
mjg
2012-08-04 02:42:03 PM
She looks fuzzy.
 
2012-08-04 02:44:03 PM
Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:14 PM
Yeah yeah....where's the video?!

/i know...im going to hell.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:36 PM
What was more disturbing was the article at the bottom about how china trains its athletes.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:42 PM

Ashtrey: Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.


Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?
 
2012-08-04 02:45:54 PM

Snarfangel: If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.


2 is debatable depending on the age of the kid and his options, mainly because anything is better than your hand.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:58 PM
"He said he was of legal age, but he lied..." Um, you work at an elementary school.
 
2012-08-04 02:47:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.


In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.
 
2012-08-04 02:47:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Meh.
 
2012-08-04 02:48:23 PM
Here's a shot of her from the waist up next to the head shot of her from the news article:

i.huffpost.com

The answer is still no.
 
2012-08-04 02:48:59 PM
But how are the tits?
 
2012-08-04 02:49:19 PM
the pixelated soft focus still doesn't help her
 
2012-08-04 02:49:26 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.


I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.
 
2012-08-04 02:52:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.


If you're a teenage boy with a hittable teacher on you why go to all that trouble and expense?

Use the money to buy the old teach something nice, kwame

/I hear car window tinting is cheaper than ever, a little privacy always classes things up
 
2012-08-04 02:54:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?


Hmmm... maybe that could be turned around. Keep a 4.0 average and you get to fark one of the horny middle age teachers. OTOH, it might lead to teachers failing all the geeks and passing all the jocks. Ok, nevermind.
 
2012-08-04 02:58:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.

I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.


Yup, that's why I'm here.

So, anyone want to talk about any crimes they committed? Completely off the record of course.
 
2012-08-04 02:59:02 PM

mjg: fuzzy


Maybe she's the Loch Ness Monster.
 
2012-08-04 02:59:24 PM
I believe we have a photo of the admin who still finds this meme funny

ah yes, here it is

fim.413chan.net
 
2012-08-04 03:01:23 PM
No wonder those boys are trying to bang her. She's out of focus, the blurriness conceals her overall unattractiveness.
i did a little better when i was 14-15. Woman was 21 and cuter than that teacher.
i learned early that alcohol would be my best wingman.

/Forever.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:30 PM

ArcadianRefugee: mjg: fuzzy

Maybe she's the Loch Ness Monster.


Or Bigfoot or a UFO.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:35 PM
Hi everyone, 14 y/o f here into Justin Bieber and blumpkin, lets chat, strictly off the record of course.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:36 PM

LeGnome: "He said he was of legal age, but he lied..." Um, you work at an elementary school.


Some of those exchange students look older than they really are, you know.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:43 PM
This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.
 
2012-08-04 03:06:43 PM
Snarfangel:

If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.


Items 1 and 3 are unfair. When there's no conduct that would be abusive if both parties were of legal age, no pregnancy and no STD/HIV transmission, it's not that big a deal: I don't see any inherent harm in performing oral sex on a 14 year old, regardless of the sexes involved.

If the student is in the teacher's class or in his/her power that is inherently not okay; mixing sex with power is so offensive that I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

But otherwise, whatever: a head job is a head job.

As for #2, well, that I'll let stand. I'm too ugly for me to do me, and one must be consistent.
 
2012-08-04 03:09:31 PM
Ashtrey:

Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.

I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.
 
2012-08-04 03:11:56 PM

The One True TheDavid: Ashtrey:

Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.

I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


That must have been a frustrating year.
 
2012-08-04 03:12:24 PM

The One True TheDavid: I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


Man I bet your arm was tired.
 
2012-08-04 03:13:00 PM
Oh jeez, miss diminutive!
 
2012-08-04 03:13:20 PM
steamingpile:

Snarfangel: If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.

2 is debatable depending on the age of the kid and his options, mainly because anything is better than your hand.


If that were true then I should be getting something.

Or maybe it's just that my standards are too high to settle for the other uglies who would settle for me.

Of course if we're bringing age into it, I'd rather not do anything with anybody too young to buy me a beer -- or too poor to do it either. Being an old broke drunk is MY job.
 
2012-08-04 03:14:27 PM
DO NOT WANT!

cliff.hostkansas.com
 
2012-08-04 03:16:25 PM

Ashtrey: Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.


TFA didn't say that they were her students, or even that they were students at her school. They could have been students at any number of the fine secondary schools that dot the Umatilla metro area.

/Been there too many times, but it's the closest place to buy Everclear....
 
2012-08-04 03:17:23 PM
Fark should have a filter similar to the "boobies" that scans headlines for the words "hot" and "British" or "English" and tags them more appropriately.

/Can haz eyebleach tag?
 
2012-08-04 03:21:30 PM
Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!
 
2012-08-04 03:22:12 PM
http://www.keprtv.com/news/local/She-Cant-help-wanting-these-hot-young -boys-164681916.html

i.imgur.com

This high school is 1 - 2 miles from her elementary school.

This woman should be thrown in jail.
 
2012-08-04 03:26:57 PM
Gotta love the double standard...a man in the same position would have his life ruined. I must congratulate the women though, you managed to get equal rights for the good stuff (like pay rates) but still seem to get out of many less desirable things like heavy.hard work and prison sentences for sex crimes.
 
2012-08-04 03:30:17 PM

Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!


I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....
 
2012-08-04 03:31:21 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img6.imageshack.us image 306x430]

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."


I would recommend aluminum foil.
 
2012-08-04 03:31:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.


You haven't done this, have you?

Have you?
 
2012-08-04 03:32:25 PM

Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....


LMAO. They're everywhere!
 
2012-08-04 03:34:02 PM
miss diminutive: So, anyone want to talk about any crimes they committed? Completely off the record of course.

Oh, this is that kind of chatroom?

(coughs discretely into fist, pulls up sweatpants)
 
2012-08-04 03:35:11 PM

The One True TheDavid: I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.


So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?
 
2012-08-04 03:35:45 PM

Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!


Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.
 
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