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(Right Wing Watch)   Now the far left wants to turn marriage into a freak show involving 3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 58
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2012-08-04 10:49:21 AM
10 votes:
Notice he's keeping the chickens for himself
2012-08-04 05:27:21 PM
8 votes:
photos.lasvegassun.com
2012-08-04 05:41:09 PM
6 votes:
The Tea Party sounds like a very complicated Aristocrats joke.
2012-08-04 06:37:59 PM
4 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-08-04 11:22:05 AM
4 votes:
I have that Blu-ray.
2012-08-04 07:15:42 PM
3 votes:

Mugato: UCFRoadWarrior: Judging by the lines at the local Chick Fil A today....looks like Gay Marraige is losing worse than the Nigerian basketball team.

Do you really think this will end with the nation saying, "Yeah, you're right. Stop the gays from marrying."? Have you people learned nothing from well, everything in history? Social conservatives by definition lose. Every time. And then they go back and then they go back and say they were for whatever it was all along, So why don't you all just save everyone the trouble and give in now, fark.


lh3.ggpht.com
2012-08-04 05:48:04 PM
3 votes:
I've been expecting this. That's why I began stocking up on pet food, paper towels, show tunes, and name tags two years ago.
2012-08-04 01:49:13 PM
3 votes:
Traditional marriage is already a freak show. Haven't these wingnuts ever seen Bridezillas?
2012-08-04 01:45:40 PM
3 votes:
Someone sounds...butthurt.
2012-08-04 11:14:09 AM
3 votes:
I only support gay marriage so that one day, hopefully, I can marry my television. And we will live happily ever after!
2012-08-04 11:08:18 AM
3 votes:
Yes. We need people like Newt Gingrich to maintain the sanctity of marriage.
2012-08-04 10:48:29 AM
3 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: False slippery slope is false.


You've ruined a beautiful fantasy.
2012-08-05 01:06:05 AM
2 votes:

namatad: bibli0phile: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x373]

great great grand Parley Pratt - 12 wives

Great grand Helaman Pratt - 8 wives

GrandMother anna amelia pratt romney

Father George W Romney

so this was fun and almost made my brain bleed


I'm sure it's been done already, but just in case:

i28.photobucket.com
2012-08-04 06:57:49 PM
2 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2012-08-04 06:47:38 PM
2 votes:

wyltoknow: Orange-Pippin: When I told her that she should really start to look inward (yes I told her this, but nicely) she told me...divorce "just happens."

What, you've never woken up one morning with a bad case of divorce?


One time my uncle woke up with a small case of cheerleader. He didn't take care of it quickly enough, and it grew into a bad case of divorce.
2012-08-04 06:43:21 PM
2 votes:

Orange-Pippin: When I told her that she should really start to look inward (yes I told her this, but nicely) she told me...divorce "just happens."


What, you've never woken up one morning with a bad case of divorce?
2012-08-04 05:42:13 PM
2 votes:
Now the far left wants to turn marriage into a freak show

No, the left has no interest in turning marriage into the Tea Party.
2012-08-04 02:33:01 PM
2 votes:
Reposted for relevance...

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
2012-08-04 11:17:55 AM
2 votes:

Roook: I only support gay marriage so that one day, hopefully, I can marry my television. And we will live happily ever after!


TV: teacher, mother, secret lover.
2012-08-04 10:28:20 AM
2 votes:
Tea Party Nation's Judson Phillips told members in an email today that their movement cannot avoid the issue of same-sex marriage, as it threatens to destroy the family, replace freedom with anarchy and "turn marriage into a freak show involving 3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger."

He says all that like it's a bad thing.
2012-08-05 07:51:40 AM
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: Taxed Enough Already.

It's all about fiscal responsibility and limited government.


i18.photobucket.com

"Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho, Mnom yho ranghe cho"
2012-08-05 04:21:30 AM
1 votes:
if people wanna marry whatever, why stop em. government could use the revenue right about now.



also speaking on freak show, could you imagine either of these guys in a dress.

politics.x90x.net

/ image pops to host.
2012-08-05 01:39:00 AM
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: Taxed Enough Already.

It's all about fiscal responsibility and limited government.


i112.photobucket.com

If the teabaggers are "about fiscal responsibility and limited government", then where were they when george w. bush was beating the war drums and the neocon artists were pushing the "Patriot" Act?
2012-08-04 10:45:06 PM
1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: hubiestubert: 09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

SSSHHHHHH! Don't give the wingnuts any ideas!


www2.pictures.zimbio.com
2012-08-04 10:03:20 PM
1 votes:

washington: There's a black bear at our local museum that I've had my eye on


static.flickr.com
2012-08-04 09:34:00 PM
1 votes:
Disgusting.

God intended marriage to be between 2 men, 6 women, 3 dogs and a Siberian tiger. Anything else is an abomination.
2012-08-04 08:41:02 PM
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: cchris_39: The "consent" argument doesn't make sense. Just change the consent laws! Animals, kids, poly, whatever can now contract for marriage.

Moo means no.


Except when it means Moo oo oo re!
2012-08-04 08:18:00 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: The "consent" argument doesn't make sense. Just change the consent laws! Animals, kids, poly, whatever can now contract for marriage.


Moo means no.
2012-08-04 08:00:37 PM
1 votes:
Not even exclusive with the tiger.
www.roweanasden.com
2012-08-04 07:57:35 PM
1 votes:

Anenu: As long as all the involved parties are of legal age and have the ability and desire to consent I do not care what they do. So if 3 men 5 women 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger want to marry and the dogs and tiger have in some way through science or magic gained the required abilities then they can have at if or all I care.


The dogs and the tiger already have the ability to lick their own balls. They have no need for marriage, or really, no need to leave the house.
2012-08-04 07:54:39 PM
1 votes:
www.amoeba.com

Gay men and a tiger you say? And vhat is so unusual about zis?
2012-08-04 07:41:36 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: PC LOAD LETTER: Polygamy is still separately illegal and has mainly Mormon right-wingers (and few hippie commune crappers) pushing to get it legalized. Meanwhile, the dogs and Bengal tiger can't consent. False slippery slope is false.

The "consent" argument doesn't make sense. Just change the consent laws! Animals, kids, poly, whatever can now contract for marriage.

You're basically aruguing that the law should be changed only to the extent that happens to suit you.


Look how stupid you are.
2012-08-04 07:40:47 PM
1 votes:
3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger?

Are we against gay marriage here or big-ticket Las Vegas shows?
2012-08-04 07:05:00 PM
1 votes:
Let's just all agree that marriage is restricted by penalty of law to one male and one female who bear at least one child.

No children, no marriage. No hospital visitation rights. No estate rights.
2012-08-04 06:58:40 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Judging by the lines at the local Chick Fil A today....looks like Gay Marraige is losing worse than the Nigerian basketball team.


This means that all the states and countries which have legalized, in some or full, gay marriage have to reverse their decisions and make Christianity the official religion.
2012-08-04 06:53:00 PM
1 votes:
I'm really drunk at the moment, so I might not be properly processing cognacious thunk, but wait... wat?
2012-08-04 06:50:04 PM
1 votes:
img210.imageshack.us
2012-08-04 06:27:45 PM
1 votes:
3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger...

Every time I tell my wife the therapy worked someone comes up with something new.
2012-08-04 06:19:18 PM
1 votes:

Anenu: A living will, you know what the person who was hit by the car asked to be done to them. And if they didn't specify then the spouses can choose.


That's the problem. What happens if one says yes and one says no.

Polygamy doesn't work like normal marriage.
2012-08-04 06:19:06 PM
1 votes:
I suppose they'd rather those 3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and the Bengal tiger all be living in sin? Family values indeed!

=Smidge=
2012-08-04 06:07:54 PM
1 votes:
And the Republicans will be the first ones in line at the porn sites to watch the video.
2012-08-04 06:01:47 PM
1 votes:
Well, when it comes to freak shows, teabaggers know what they're talking about.
2012-08-04 05:51:31 PM
1 votes:
Throw in some coke and you've got a good weekend in Vegas.
2012-08-04 05:49:18 PM
1 votes:
I see that our friend Judson forgot to highlight the real big issue with gay marriage and what it'll lead to:

www.fugly.com
2012-08-04 05:48:54 PM
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: I thought the Tea Party was all about taxes?


And bi-partisan. Remember that BS?
2012-08-04 05:47:45 PM
1 votes:
TFA: The left's definition of equality is to allow anyone and anything to marry.

Damn it, how did they uncover our plan?!
2012-08-04 05:45:18 PM
1 votes:
I'mOKwiththis.jpg
2012-08-04 05:43:52 PM
1 votes:
Traditionally marriage Slavery has worked well in America for centuries. It has always been one man slave and one woman owner. Those who want to change this bear the burden of showing why this would be good for the nation. So far they have not.
2012-08-04 05:41:33 PM
1 votes:
Far Left in America = Just slightly right of center.
2012-08-04 05:40:15 PM
1 votes:
i48.photobucket.com
I demand a Satantic Burial!
2012-08-04 05:33:11 PM
1 votes:

sno man: SkinnyHead: "The State's interests in support of marriage would be undermined if marriage were so malleable in meaning as to include any consensual relationship claimed to be 'exclusive and permanent.' ... Marriage redefined to mean any 'permanent' intimate personal relationship between two consenting persons has no firmer basis than a similar relationship between three or more persons, which has been long rejected." ~ Washington Supreme Court, Andersen v. King County 138 P.3d 963 (2006)

I really know better, but...
Are you married? You know, traditionally?


He's TheConvincingSavant's wife.
2012-08-04 05:19:16 PM
1 votes:
That is frighteningly specific.
2012-08-04 04:48:37 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: False slippery slope is false.


Yeah. It's like that time that Vietnam fell to the Commies, and then we all ended up Communist. Oh, wait, that was a load of conservative BS, too.
2012-08-04 04:31:13 PM
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: "The State's interests in support of marriage would be undermined if marriage were so malleable in meaning as to include any consensual relationship claimed to be 'exclusive and permanent.' ... Marriage redefined to mean any 'permanent' intimate personal relationship between two consenting persons has no firmer basis than a similar relationship between three or more persons, which has been long rejected." ~ Washington Supreme Court, Andersen v. King County 138 P.3d 963 (2006)


Well by God, that settles that. Somebody get the lights, k?
2012-08-04 02:32:02 PM
1 votes:
Kinky Kinky :-)
2012-08-04 11:22:40 AM
1 votes:
I don't see how anyone can own a TV and say that marriage isn't already a freak show.
2012-08-04 10:59:52 AM
1 votes:
Bestiality is still legal in some red states. (Montana, North Carolina and Arkansas)

Coincidence?
2012-08-04 10:44:54 AM
1 votes:
Polygamy is still separately illegal and has mainly Mormon right-wingers (and few hippie commune crappers) pushing to get it legalized. Meanwhile, the dogs and Bengal tiger can't consent. False slippery slope is false.
 
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