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(NBC News)   When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you an ancient archeological site blocking your new hotel what do you do?   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-04 03:32:18 PM
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you an ancient archeological site blocking your new hotel what do you do?

Make ancientarcheologicalsiteblockingyournewhotelade.

Duh.
 
2012-08-04 04:04:35 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you an ancient archeological site blocking your new hotel what do you do?

Make ancientarcheologicalsiteblockingyournewhotelade.

Duh.


And scene
 
2012-08-04 04:07:54 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you an ancient archeological site blocking your new hotel what do you do?

Make ancientarcheologicalsiteblockingyournewhotelade.

Duh.


Done in one, TMLO. And finally, something to favorite you as.
 
2012-08-04 04:10:23 PM
Turn it into a grenade and burn life's house down?
 
2012-08-04 04:13:53 PM
That's easy,

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-08-04 04:13:55 PM
Really cool story. That story could have easily gone the other way with the guy bulldozing through the site and only mentioning it in passing after the hotel was built.
If they leave the site alone after the hotel is built, I suspect they will make more money than if it was just a hotel.
Smart, sane people.
 
2012-08-04 04:14:36 PM
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2012-08-04 04:18:15 PM
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2012-08-04 04:18:58 PM
Indiana Jones Lemonade Stand?

s3.hubimg.com
 
2012-08-04 04:21:13 PM
When life hands you lemons you'd better hope you get some sugar too, else all you'll be making is lemon juice.
 
2012-08-04 04:22:00 PM

LordOfThePings: Indiana Jones Lemonade Stand?

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Okay, THAT'S awesome.


TheManofPA: And scene


Skywolf Philosopher: Done in one, TMLO. And finally, something to favorite you as.


*bows*

Cheers, folks, and thanks!
 
2012-08-04 04:28:08 PM
people.virginia.edu
 
2012-08-04 04:32:13 PM
Call Micheal Bay and have epic explosion time.
 
2012-08-04 04:46:03 PM

Erix:


I give you 1 million points for this.
 
2012-08-04 04:46:34 PM
...charge 10x as much for a room?

Everything I know I learned from playing Tropico.
 
2012-08-04 04:48:40 PM

Oreamnos: Erix:

I give you 1 million points for this.


Seconded. I loved that book as a kid.
 
2012-08-04 04:55:42 PM
Given the picture in TFA; I don't understand why they couldn't build the hotel off to the side.
 
2012-08-04 05:01:42 PM
Build around it and make it a tourist destination.
 
2012-08-04 05:50:36 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com

/You win this round hotel...
 
2012-08-04 06:38:34 PM
Eh? Lemon party?
 
2012-08-04 11:10:31 PM
Shoot the hostage?
 
2012-08-04 11:13:46 PM
Remember what happened to a house that was built on top of human remains on "Poltergeist?" You would end up with TV people in every hotel room's TV. Hmm... sounds like a cool movie concept.
 
2012-08-04 11:18:55 PM
When life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.
 
2012-08-05 12:22:47 AM

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Turn it into a grenade and burn life's house down?


YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN!

/spaaaaaaaaaaace
 
2012-08-05 01:12:46 AM

jprogram: Remember what happened to a house that was built on top of human remains on "Poltergeist?" You would end up with TV people in every hotel room's TV. Hmm... sounds like a cool movie concept.


Except it'll be done by SciFiSyFy, meaning the acting will be bad, the CGI will be bad, the dialogue will be bad....
 
2012-08-05 11:00:12 AM
When life hands you lemons...I say fark the lemons and bail
 
2012-08-05 03:27:11 PM
Better analogy (sorta NSFW) Link
 
2012-08-06 04:50:28 AM

NINDroog: Better analogy (sorta NSFW) Link


And steal a planet destroying living spaceship with a dead guy, robot head and alien sex fiend.
 
2012-08-06 08:10:42 PM

Bubrubb: When life hands you lemons...I say fark the lemons and bail


Eww. Lemon rape. How could anyone sink so low.
 
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