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(USA Today)   Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it   (travel.usatoday.com) divider line 102
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2012-08-04 09:16:10 AM
I rather like "Eat Tu Brutus".
 
2012-08-04 02:17:59 PM
They'll take a page out of Golden Corral's book and build the CHOCOLATUS WONDERFALLICUS (TM).
 
2012-08-04 02:36:48 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-04 02:38:39 PM
Barffet
 
2012-08-04 02:39:31 PM
Eat tu, Brute
 
2012-08-04 02:42:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They'll take a page out of Golden Corral's book and build the CHOCOLATUS WONDERFALLICUS (TM).


And don't forget the...

i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 02:54:41 PM

Polartank13: And don't forget the...

i149.photobucket.com


And the cotton candy!

Cotton candy *and* the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL (TM)?

It's a good time to be alive, peoples. These are halcyon days.
 
2012-08-04 02:56:43 PM
i432.photobucket.com
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
 
2012-08-04 03:00:28 PM
Ocelot spleens! Wolf nipple chips! Get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely!
 
2012-08-04 04:42:52 PM
Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2012-08-04 05:04:39 PM

Rusty Shackleford: Ocelot spleens! Wolf nipple chips! Get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely!


Hold on right there Bunky! No one's chipping my nipples.
 
2012-08-04 05:40:54 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


It really means the crowds won't be able to get out of Caesar's Palace fast enough.
 
2012-08-04 05:41:57 PM
I'm so high.
 
2012-08-04 05:42:04 PM
No wonder 3rd world countries hate us.
 
2012-08-04 05:45:51 PM

clowncar on fire: No wonder 3rd world countries hate us.


They're welcome to come too. That buffet isn't going to refill itself after all.
 
2012-08-04 05:47:02 PM

Ennuipoet: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!


I'm thinking Incontinentia Buttocks would have been the better play here
 
2012-08-04 05:48:03 PM
The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.
 
2012-08-04 05:48:19 PM
Yes, yes, but do they have skrimps??!!?
 
2012-08-04 05:51:27 PM
$17M is pretty steep even for all-you-can-eat.
 
2012-08-04 05:54:12 PM
Vegas is fun, but don't look back when you leave or you'll be turned into a pillar of salt.
 
2012-08-04 05:55:06 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Life itself. Better by Bacon.
 
2012-08-04 05:55:13 PM
yoyomarket.jp
 
2012-08-04 05:55:20 PM
Back Anal?
 
2012-08-04 05:56:44 PM
The Masturbatorium is still a go though, right?
 
2012-08-04 05:58:26 PM
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-04 06:01:03 PM
Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffee
 
2012-08-04 06:01:12 PM

Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.


From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.


Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.
 
2012-08-04 06:01:36 PM

the_chief: I'm so high.


Stare at the wall. It is soooo interesting.
 
2012-08-04 06:02:51 PM
I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"
 
2012-08-04 06:03:50 PM

Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"


"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.
 
2012-08-04 06:06:28 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


and this is why I love Fark.
 
2012-08-04 06:07:09 PM

Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.


Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?
 
2012-08-04 06:08:04 PM

Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.


Nah, go with the first one. 3% more of your potential customers will recognize the joke and check it out.
 
2012-08-04 06:09:38 PM

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


The the politics tab is moderate, now.
 
2012-08-04 06:12:43 PM
Morning glory, silly human race.
 
2012-08-04 06:13:41 PM
But will the Roman Carl Spackler be working the door when Burt Reynolds comes in?

/I hear the whole calf stuffed with shrimp is to die for.
 
2012-08-04 06:15:52 PM

ms_lara_croft: Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It really means the crowds won't be able to get out of Caesar's Palace fast enough.


This.
 
2012-08-04 06:18:29 PM

desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?


Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets
 
2012-08-04 06:29:09 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


It means you binge on the food as you go and just vomit in the walkway as needed, ensuring everyone is wading through puke to get their meal. The wafts of stomach acid stimulate your hunger like nothing else.
 
2012-08-04 06:29:57 PM

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


Say what you will, but Warren White is a Top Commenter. A TOP COMMENTER.
 
2012-08-04 06:32:21 PM
will they have food onna stick?
 
2012-08-04 06:36:33 PM

zerkalo: Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffee


I used to cheapskate the Bellagio buffet. Pay the breakfast price just before the switch to lunch and get the best of both worlds. But, the last time I tried it, the buffet was still 95% breakfast 45 minutes after they started charging lunch prices. And it wasn't even fancy breakfast. Pretty much the same offerings as any $4.99 breakfast buffet. Very disappointing. Another Vegas tradition lost.
 
2012-08-04 06:37:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-04 06:41:13 PM

zerkalo: Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffe


For the alleged flagship/namesake of their resorts, Caesar's buffet was pretty damn weak -- if you had Caesar's Entertainment meal comps/credits and you wanted a buffet you were pretty nuts not to take the short walk basically across the street to Paris. Planet Hollywood was also supposed to be better. And the two resorts to the south of Caesar's on the same side of the street are probably considered the best of the buffets (Cosmopolitan and Bellagio).

Granted, I'd much rather eat in the actual restaurants, but if you're going to have a buffet, you may as well make it half-decent.
 
2012-08-04 06:44:26 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?

Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets


This post will be the last I make until the next time I am sober.

/Not that anyone would notice at my restaurant.
//wtf is Roman food anyway?
///And yes, I realize it's Italy, but there's no way you can convince me that the culture that runs Italy ran Rome.
 
2012-08-04 06:46:27 PM

Nemosomen: God Is My Co-Pirate: desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?

Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets

This post will be the last I make until the next time I am sober.

/Not that anyone would notice at my restaurant.
//wtf is Roman food anyway?
///And yes, I realize it's Italy, but there's no way you can convince me that the culture that runs Italy ran Rome.


Just make some garum.
 
2012-08-04 06:47:29 PM
Haters gonna hate. For $20, it's worth checking out. Next time I'm in town, it's pork-out time at CP.
 
2012-08-04 06:48:37 PM
I used to know a Caesar's chef. The first employee there to win their "First Citizen of Rome" award. Total prick. Was one of the first Tea Partiers, belongs to a Christian "Hate the Earth" church, and one time ran a city bus off the road because the driver was African-American.
 
2012-08-04 06:54:46 PM
img1.fark.net tag is is more inappropriate.

Buffets are a pox on dining out. They do nothing but encourage overeating as people stuff themselves to the gills trying to 'get their money's worth'. Meanwhile obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes and heart disease are at epidemic levels in the US population.

Somehow eating a nice appetizer, small entree and a dessert while enjoying a fine beverage has been replaced with shoveling food in by the bucket full. Here, have a wafer thin mint on me.

mrcreosote.blog.com
 
2012-08-04 06:54:54 PM

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


You're sure about that?
 
2012-08-04 06:57:58 PM
www.currytastic.com

Does not f*cking approve of your f*cking overloaded menu and requests a small, well made menu using as many locally sourced ingredients as possible, you wanker.

/but seriously I pity the chefs
 
2012-08-04 07:01:10 PM

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


24.media.tumblr.com

You are the new Roman Empire, you realize that? There's no one else going... So you've got vomitariums and orgies to look forward to. Let the President lead the way!

/ok, maybe not quite the right image, but I wanted the hand over the heart...
 
2012-08-04 07:05:26 PM
I am still partial to Paris' buffet. A full carafe of coffee and a full carafe of OJ? At the crack of noon? Yes please.
Assuming they still give you them.
 
2012-08-04 07:09:43 PM

AbbeySomeone: Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.

You're sure about that?


I'm sure someone will be along shortly to prove me wrong.
 
2012-08-04 07:10:20 PM
a57.foxnews.com

RIP Jimmy Buffet
 
2012-08-04 07:10:27 PM

RatMaster999: fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x255]

You are the new Roman Empire, you realize that? There's no one else going... So you've got vomitariums and orgies to look forward to. Let the President lead the way!

/ok, maybe not quite the right image, but I wanted the hand over the heart...


Why would you look forward to going to the exit if you liked it so much?
 
2012-08-04 07:11:30 PM
Best buffet is at the GOLD COAST.
 
2012-08-04 07:11:34 PM

Werepig: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag is is more inappropriate.

Buffets are a pox on dining out. They do nothing but encourage overeating as people stuff themselves to the gills trying to 'get their money's worth'. Meanwhile obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes and heart disease are at epidemic levels in the US population.

Somehow eating a nice appetizer, small entree and a dessert while enjoying a fine beverage has been replaced with shoveling food in by the bucket full. Here, have a wafer thin mint on me.

[mrcreosote.blog.com image 512x336]


You're boring.
 
2012-08-04 07:19:00 PM
The buffet's new name is "Bacchanal"...

www.classicalarchives.com

"Food goes where?"
 
2012-08-04 07:20:22 PM

Drummer: Best buffet is at the GOLD COAST.


Only because the Sahara closed.
 
2012-08-04 07:23:13 PM
If some how I am still in Vegas come September, I will do y'all the honor of hitting this place up.

Otherwise I will be subject to the likes of the Atlantis or Silver Legacy buffets...
 
2012-08-04 07:26:40 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Thank you for pointing this out for the folks who are uneducated still.
 
2012-08-04 07:30:54 PM

Ringshadow: [www.currytastic.com image 468x369]

Does not f*cking approve of your f*cking overloaded menu and requests a small, well made menu using as many locally sourced ingredients as possible, you wanker.

/but seriously I pity the chefs


eh, you can walk across the street to Gordon Ramsey STEAK for that...

www.vegaschatter.com
 
2012-08-04 07:32:49 PM
Named after the god Bacchas, with whom I share so much in common.
 
2012-08-04 07:34:31 PM
Complimentary hoveround!
 
2012-08-04 07:42:35 PM
Why can't I ever find a picture of cousin Eddie with his runny bread pudding for times like these?
 
2012-08-04 07:48:57 PM

Buffet: Named after the god Bacchas, with whom I share so much in common.



Does he suck at spelling?
 
2012-08-04 08:01:23 PM

Werepig: Buffets are a pox on dining out. They do nothing but encourage overeating as people stuff themselves to the gills trying to 'get their money's worth'.


>looks at your plate.

"You gonna eat that?"
 
2012-08-04 08:06:53 PM
Does anyone know if Caesar's is pager friendly?
 
2012-08-04 08:17:51 PM

Ringshadow: [www.currytastic.com image 468x369]

Does not f*cking approve of your f*cking overloaded menu and requests a small, well made menu using as many locally sourced ingredients as possible, you wanker.

/but seriously I pity the chefs


Locally sourced? Vegas? They can't even locally source their water, much less... well, food. Although I bet their chefs could do great things with lizards and cacti.

/Not defending 'em in the slightest.
 
2012-08-04 08:28:29 PM
I ate at an Old Country Buffet once and, based upon that experience, I refer to all buffets as Pigs To The Trough.
 
2012-08-04 08:47:08 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Came to say this, I see you have it covered...carry on
 
2012-08-04 08:56:22 PM
Silly human race...
Do - do do do do - do do do do - do - do - do
 
2012-08-04 09:00:59 PM
Caesar's Palace: Putting the "anal" in "Bacchanal".
 
2012-08-04 09:07:56 PM

Amos Quito: Buffet: Named after the god Bacchas, with whom I share so much in common.


Does he suck at spelling?


Hard to say? I'm a product of the Kentucky school system. 'nuff said?
 
2012-08-04 09:08:07 PM
farkin' A. what's wrong w/that? makin' the annual golf sojourn to LV in a couple of weeks w/a buddy of mine. may havet to go check it out.
 
2012-08-04 09:10:32 PM
It's a buffet. It's what buffets do. Unless they're serving california condor egg omelets, I'm having trouble finding my outrage.
 
2012-08-04 09:19:53 PM

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Google Translate gives "Tu utentes verbum. Credo quid sit velit." img1.fark.net Hoc non credo.
 
2012-08-04 09:46:37 PM
You know who else likes buffets...

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-04 09:47:47 PM
The house has lost its advantage! They get me on the tables but I get them back at the buffet. "hit me again. Hit me again."
 
2012-08-04 09:51:25 PM

Werepig: They do nothing but encourage overeating as people stuff themselves to the gills trying to 'get their money's worth'.


I view this as a tapas bar writ large. A bit of this, a spoon of that. As long as the 524 menu items aren't all varieties of SOS.
 
2012-08-04 09:55:12 PM

KingPsyz: eh, you can walk across the street to Gordon Ramsey STEAK for that...


But the real fun is at Ryan's Steakhouse.
 
2012-08-04 10:09:27 PM

Buffet: Amos Quito: Buffet: Named after the god Bacchas, with whom I share so much in common.


Does he suck at spelling?

Hard to say? I'm a product of the Kentucky school system. 'nuff said?



LOL!

I'm just ribbin' ya, Buffet! ;-)


/Try the lobster
 
2012-08-04 10:28:50 PM
I'll stick with the Bellagio buffet and the magic formula for beating the buffet pricing. Eat food in descending price prioriy. So crab legs followed by lamb chops then sushi and then shrimp and lastly prime rib. If I can get through that then some tiramisu or creme brule to top off the meal and I snicker at the suckers eating bread and jello taking time out from their busy day of shoveling nickels into slot machines.

The Paladium buffet at Caesar's was good but they shut it down and replaced it with the Celine Dion gift shop for their myriad of guests who are tone deaf and taste free.
 
2012-08-04 10:30:44 PM
Laughing at all the food snobs who think that the crap they make at home is better.
 
2012-08-04 10:32:54 PM

MAYORBOB: I ate at an Old Country Buffet once and, based upon that experience, I refer to all buffets as Pigs To The Trough.


Or pigs in line for the trough. The more popular the buffet, the more of a pain in the ass it is to hit it. With this much promotion, you know every bulk loader on the Strip will be waddling in its direction.

Have been to LV a few times in the last 3 years, and I'm trying to recall a memorable buffet I've eaten at; can't.
 
2012-08-04 10:34:44 PM

Coelacanth: I used to know a Caesar's chef. The first employee there to win their "First Citizen of Rome" award. Total prick. Was one of the first Tea Partiers, belongs to a Christian "Hate the Earth" church, and one time ran a city bus off the road because the driver was African-American.


I went to junior high/high school in Texas with someone who currently holds a director position at Cesars. He was all super into Christ, yet bullied people endlessly. I recall he picked on an innocent girl daily who was guilty of nothing but being from Lebanon. I remember one day in particular him kicking her chair and calling her Libby Lebanon while she tried to hold back tears.

Saw a recent picture of him posing with Vanilla Ice on facebook and enjoy that the years haven't been kind to him.
 
2012-08-04 10:42:45 PM
Feel the stretch marks forming.
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-08-04 11:03:52 PM
How much farking food can people eat? I am 6' 4" 240 pounds. I can only eat 1 plate of food. Farking pigs!!
 
2012-08-04 11:54:56 PM

Gotfire: I went to junior high/high school in Texas with someone who currently holds a director position at Cesars. He was all super into Christ, yet bullied people endlessly. I recall he picked on an innocent girl daily who was guilty of nothing but being from Lebanon. I remember one day in particular him kicking her chair and calling her Libby Lebanon while she tried to hold back tears.


That wouldn't be David or Monty would it?
 
2012-08-05 12:21:23 AM

Karl Childers: How much farking food can people eat? I am 6' 4" 240 pounds. I can only eat 1 plate of food. Farking pigs!!


i weigh 40% more than you & have trouble finishing a second plate when i occasionally hit a buffet. not sure where they put all that food.
 
2012-08-05 12:22:50 AM
Fried Chicken. Spaghetti. Baked Beans. Potato Salad. Peach Cobbler.

There. Done.

Have you never been to a Catholic Pot Luck?
 
2012-08-05 12:40:59 AM

Karl Childers: How much farking food can people eat? I am 6' 4" 240 pounds. I can only eat 1 plate of food. Farking pigs!!


I look at it as a sampling station. Like the farker above, I get food in descending order of cost, then in only very tiny portions. This allows me to taste a bit of everything and enjoy it. People who load up an entire dinner plate stacked with crap as though there isn't going to be any more are idiots.
 
2012-08-05 12:54:04 AM
R.I.P. Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Either that, or the slain vampire.
 
2012-08-05 01:16:38 AM
Great, now I'm going to have to take the Husband to Vegas for this crap.
 
2012-08-05 04:17:45 AM
I used to work in a restaurant as a cook when I was working my way through grad school, and though I kept a clean kitchen while I was there, I know all the crap that can go wrong in one.

My mother lives in the Vegas area and she'll try to bring me to buffets when I get out there. She prefers the buffet down at the M Casino.

Much more often than not I beg off. Buffets suck, even the pricey ones, because they're disgusting. Piles of food sitting out on hot plates open to the air for long periods of time, and worse -- lots of people touching utensils and leaning over the food. Ugh. Crowded and smelly.

Seriously, buffets are a germ factory. Vectors everywhere.
 
2012-08-05 05:53:07 AM

Amos Quito: Buffet: Amos Quito: Buffet: Named after the god Bacchas, with whom I share so much in common.


Does he suck at spelling?

Hard to say? I'm a product of the Kentucky school system. 'nuff said?


LOL!

I'm just ribbin' ya, Buffet! ;-)


/Try the lobster


Thanks man. (Whaddaya expect, all this and brains too?)
P.S. I dig lobster.
 
2012-08-05 05:58:08 AM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I used to work in a restaurant as a cook when I was working my way through grad school, and though I kept a clean kitchen while I was there, I know all the crap that can go wrong in one.

My mother lives in the Vegas area and she'll try to bring me to buffets when I get out there. She prefers the buffet down at the M Casino.

Much more often than not I beg off. Buffets suck, even the pricey ones, because they're disgusting. Piles of food sitting out on hot plates open to the air for long periods of time, and worse -- lots of people touching utensils and leaning over the food. Ugh. Crowded and smelly.

Seriously, buffets are a germ factory. Vectors everywhere.


Any Farkers know if elecroshock therapy is effective for mysophobia?
 
2012-08-05 09:18:28 AM
Off the Strip, there's a Moroccan restaurant. Belly dancers, hand-washing, the whole bit. It's AWESOME. Also, go up to the Four Seasons for a nice break from the casino - it's actually quiet!
 
2012-08-05 04:25:31 PM
elchip: [robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com image 377x251]

You have to wonder how many rings he lost.
 
2012-08-05 04:28:12 PM
Ringshadow: [www.currytastic.com image 468x369]

Does not f*cking approve of your f*cking overloaded menu and requests a small, well made menu using as many locally sourced ingredients as possible, you wanker.

/but seriously I pity the chefs


That poor lamb is happily oblivious to the fact that it is about to have its skull caved in so it can be eaten.
 
2012-08-05 04:29:22 PM
Buffet: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I used to work in a restaurant as a cook when I was working my way through grad school, and though I kept a clean kitchen while I was there, I know all the crap that can go wrong in one.

My mother lives in the Vegas area and she'll try to bring me to buffets when I get out there. She prefers the buffet down at the M Casino.

Much more often than not I beg off. Buffets suck, even the pricey ones, because they're disgusting. Piles of food sitting out on hot plates open to the air for long periods of time, and worse -- lots of people touching utensils and leaning over the food. Ugh. Crowded and smelly.

Seriously, buffets are a germ factory. Vectors everywhere.

Any Farkers know if elecroshock therapy is effective for mysophobia?


Well heat kills germs... I suppose if you put enough amps through the chafing dishes...
 
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