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(USA Today)   Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it   (travel.usatoday.com) divider line 102
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2012-08-04 09:16:10 AM  
I rather like "Eat Tu Brutus".
 
2012-08-04 02:17:59 PM  
They'll take a page out of Golden Corral's book and build the CHOCOLATUS WONDERFALLICUS (TM).
 
2012-08-04 02:36:48 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-04 02:38:39 PM  
Barffet
 
2012-08-04 02:39:31 PM  
Eat tu, Brute
 
2012-08-04 02:42:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They'll take a page out of Golden Corral's book and build the CHOCOLATUS WONDERFALLICUS (TM).


And don't forget the...

i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 02:54:41 PM  

Polartank13: And don't forget the...

i149.photobucket.com


And the cotton candy!

Cotton candy *and* the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL (TM)?

It's a good time to be alive, peoples. These are halcyon days.
 
2012-08-04 02:56:43 PM  
i432.photobucket.com
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
 
2012-08-04 03:00:28 PM  
Ocelot spleens! Wolf nipple chips! Get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely!
 
2012-08-04 04:42:52 PM  
Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2012-08-04 05:04:39 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: Ocelot spleens! Wolf nipple chips! Get 'em while they're 'ot, they're lovely!


Hold on right there Bunky! No one's chipping my nipples.
 
2012-08-04 05:40:54 PM  

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


It really means the crowds won't be able to get out of Caesar's Palace fast enough.
 
2012-08-04 05:41:57 PM  
I'm so high.
 
2012-08-04 05:42:04 PM  
No wonder 3rd world countries hate us.
 
2012-08-04 05:45:51 PM  

clowncar on fire: No wonder 3rd world countries hate us.


They're welcome to come too. That buffet isn't going to refill itself after all.
 
2012-08-04 05:47:02 PM  

Ennuipoet: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!


I'm thinking Incontinentia Buttocks would have been the better play here
 
2012-08-04 05:48:03 PM  
The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.
 
2012-08-04 05:48:19 PM  
Yes, yes, but do they have skrimps??!!?
 
2012-08-04 05:51:27 PM  
$17M is pretty steep even for all-you-can-eat.
 
2012-08-04 05:54:12 PM  
Vegas is fun, but don't look back when you leave or you'll be turned into a pillar of salt.
 
2012-08-04 05:55:06 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Life itself. Better by Bacon.
 
2012-08-04 05:55:13 PM  
yoyomarket.jp
 
2012-08-04 05:55:20 PM  
Back Anal?
 
2012-08-04 05:56:44 PM  
The Masturbatorium is still a go though, right?
 
2012-08-04 05:58:26 PM  
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-04 06:01:03 PM  
Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffee
 
2012-08-04 06:01:12 PM  

Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.


From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.


Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.
 
2012-08-04 06:01:36 PM  

the_chief: I'm so high.


Stare at the wall. It is soooo interesting.
 
2012-08-04 06:02:51 PM  
I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"
 
2012-08-04 06:03:50 PM  

Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"


"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.
 
2012-08-04 06:06:28 PM  

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


and this is why I love Fark.
 
2012-08-04 06:07:09 PM  

Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.


Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?
 
2012-08-04 06:08:04 PM  

Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.


Nah, go with the first one. 3% more of your potential customers will recognize the joke and check it out.
 
2012-08-04 06:09:38 PM  

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


The the politics tab is moderate, now.
 
2012-08-04 06:12:43 PM  
Morning glory, silly human race.
 
2012-08-04 06:13:41 PM  
But will the Roman Carl Spackler be working the door when Burt Reynolds comes in?

/I hear the whole calf stuffed with shrimp is to die for.
 
2012-08-04 06:15:52 PM  

ms_lara_croft: Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It really means the crowds won't be able to get out of Caesar's Palace fast enough.


This.
 
2012-08-04 06:18:29 PM  

desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?


Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets
 
2012-08-04 06:29:09 PM  

Sid_6.7: Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


It means you binge on the food as you go and just vomit in the walkway as needed, ensuring everyone is wading through puke to get their meal. The wafts of stomach acid stimulate your hunger like nothing else.
 
2012-08-04 06:29:57 PM  

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


Say what you will, but Warren White is a Top Commenter. A TOP COMMENTER.
 
2012-08-04 06:32:21 PM  
will they have food onna stick?
 
2012-08-04 06:36:33 PM  

zerkalo: Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffee


I used to cheapskate the Bellagio buffet. Pay the breakfast price just before the switch to lunch and get the best of both worlds. But, the last time I tried it, the buffet was still 95% breakfast 45 minutes after they started charging lunch prices. And it wasn't even fancy breakfast. Pretty much the same offerings as any $4.99 breakfast buffet. Very disappointing. Another Vegas tradition lost.
 
2012-08-04 06:37:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-04 06:41:13 PM  

zerkalo: Meh. I'd give it a shot. Can't be worse than the fly in my Bellagio buffet coffe


For the alleged flagship/namesake of their resorts, Caesar's buffet was pretty damn weak -- if you had Caesar's Entertainment meal comps/credits and you wanted a buffet you were pretty nuts not to take the short walk basically across the street to Paris. Planet Hollywood was also supposed to be better. And the two resorts to the south of Caesar's on the same side of the street are probably considered the best of the buffets (Cosmopolitan and Bellagio).

Granted, I'd much rather eat in the actual restaurants, but if you're going to have a buffet, you may as well make it half-decent.
 
2012-08-04 06:44:26 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?

Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets


This post will be the last I make until the next time I am sober.

/Not that anyone would notice at my restaurant.
//wtf is Roman food anyway?
///And yes, I realize it's Italy, but there's no way you can convince me that the culture that runs Italy ran Rome.
 
2012-08-04 06:46:27 PM  

Nemosomen: God Is My Co-Pirate: desertfool: Nemosomen: Nemosomen: I will probably never open a Greek restaurant. But if I do, I will call it "Eat Tu Brutus"

"Eat Tu Brute" I should proofread the thoughts I steal.

Wasn't Brutus Roman, not Greek?

Yes indeed, but Caesar was speaking Greek, as most upper class Romans did. The phrase he actually said is (so the story goes) Kai su, teknon? or "you too, kid?"

/I love buffets

This post will be the last I make until the next time I am sober.

/Not that anyone would notice at my restaurant.
//wtf is Roman food anyway?
///And yes, I realize it's Italy, but there's no way you can convince me that the culture that runs Italy ran Rome.


Just make some garum.
 
2012-08-04 06:47:29 PM  
Haters gonna hate. For $20, it's worth checking out. Next time I'm in town, it's pork-out time at CP.
 
2012-08-04 06:48:37 PM  
I used to know a Caesar's chef. The first employee there to win their "First Citizen of Rome" award. Total prick. Was one of the first Tea Partiers, belongs to a Christian "Hate the Earth" church, and one time ran a city bus off the road because the driver was African-American.
 
2012-08-04 06:54:46 PM  
img1.fark.net tag is is more inappropriate.

Buffets are a pox on dining out. They do nothing but encourage overeating as people stuff themselves to the gills trying to 'get their money's worth'. Meanwhile obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes and heart disease are at epidemic levels in the US population.

Somehow eating a nice appetizer, small entree and a dessert while enjoying a fine beverage has been replaced with shoveling food in by the bucket full. Here, have a wafer thin mint on me.

mrcreosote.blog.com
 
2012-08-04 06:54:54 PM  

fusillade762: Mulchpuppy: The comments on TFA make me sad. It's like every troll in the politics tab had a baby together, cloned it, and sent it to spread the love.

From said comments:

Warren White · Top Commenter
Every penny our bloated, greedy, parasitic Federal Govt sucks out of the productive economy reduces our prosperity, adds to the cost of every good/service.....
Democrats have skyrocketed spending since taking over Congress in Jan 2007... we see the results in this miserable Democrat recession, and massive Democrat deficits.

Wow. Even Farkers don't spout off about politics in a farking BUFFET thread.


You're sure about that?
 
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