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(ABC)   Sometimes the worst thing is to get that hottie you wanted. Ain't that right, Doug Hutchison?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-04 03:10:40 PM
7 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.


By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.
2012-08-04 11:06:04 AM
3 votes:

FarkinHostile: miss diminutive: FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.

Go on....

Fell in love, got the girl, misery followed.

Rinse, repeat.


Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?
2012-08-04 08:55:40 PM
2 votes:

Generation_D: In the mid 1990s, an 18 year old girl mocked me, a 37 year old single guy for, in her words, "bagging an 18 year old."

14 years later, we're still married.

So it can work. It helps if the people involved at any age have similar interests, and it helps if at least one of us has a clue.

// usually its her :)


So, how did you initially meet her?

Cruising the local high schools in your Camaro, yelling out the window with a bull horn, "I can help you with your math homework and I make more money than your high school boyfriend!"
2012-08-04 06:02:19 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.


Exactly what do you have against Appalachia, disused lots or tree chippers?
2012-08-04 03:02:13 PM
2 votes:

AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher


thedailyfix.com

/I know, I know, you want the long form
2012-08-04 02:05:31 PM
2 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: towatchoverme: LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.

For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.

^ THIS

I don't believe for a second that she's any younger than 35 or so.


Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher
2012-08-04 12:46:33 PM
2 votes:
Old and busted: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag


New plague: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden


That is all.
2012-08-04 12:41:46 PM
2 votes:
Really, "Lost" actor Doug Hutchinson? He played Horace Goodspeed in a few episodes. Much more memorable in The Green Mile or as Toombs on the X-Files.

And yeah, their age difference may be 36 years, but she looks twice her age and he's young at heart, so really we're talking a difference of a couple of months here.
2012-08-04 10:06:53 AM
2 votes:
This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.
2012-08-05 09:34:49 AM
1 votes:
The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.
2012-08-04 06:30:32 PM
1 votes:
That's 17 in the same way I'm packing 17" of love muscle
2012-08-04 05:20:21 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: The couple said they have "obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they've gotten because of their relationship...".

Yeah, it sucks how many times the goddamn paparazzi would swoop in and invade this couple's private life every time she'd toddle around Home Depot in 6 inch acrylic pumps and a dress that covered almost all of her labial region.

Or the time she tried to play a little beach volleyball in a bikini top, tiny ruffled skirt and white panties, and every time she locked her knees, bent at the waist and looked back over her shoulder, those paparazzi bastards would take pictures of her! Talk about a total disregard of her obvious desire for privacy.

My heart weeps for this couple, and I certainly hope they beat the odds.
2012-08-04 04:16:18 PM
1 votes:
Can somebody fat please make a histrionic YouTube video about this already?
2012-08-04 03:49:53 PM
1 votes:

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form



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2012-08-04 03:13:54 PM
1 votes:

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form


The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.
2012-08-04 01:50:37 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Just got off the phone with Adobe technical support. Apparently, Photoshop can only change a photo from fat chick TO vapid whore. They're sorry for any confusion.
2012-08-04 01:28:39 PM
1 votes:
Attention whore reality TV star wannabes attention whoring on reality TV show? Color me shocked.
2012-08-04 01:12:39 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Well, supposedly she's from Ocean Shores, Wa, so really she never had a chance. Odds were she'd sell fireworks for one week a year and have to fill in the gaps with prostitution and grifting. So, I guess, good for her.
2012-08-04 01:11:17 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-08-04 01:00:03 PM
1 votes:
I love how he has a shiat eating grin on his face in every picture of them together. I'd have the same look on my face if I was hitting that.
2012-08-04 11:06:25 AM
1 votes:
For a May-December to work, it helps if May isn't dumber than a box of hammers and December actually has some quality other than mid-life crisis.
2012-08-04 10:03:44 AM
1 votes:
"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."


I know the truth of that one intimately.
2012-08-04 09:37:15 AM
1 votes:
abcnews.go.com

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?
2012-08-04 09:34:24 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?
 
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