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(ABC)   Sometimes the worst thing is to get that hottie you wanted. Ain't that right, Doug Hutchison?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 27
    More: Obvious, Courtney Stodden, TMZ, paradises, Hulk Hogan  
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14868 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Aug 2012 at 12:39 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-04 12:49:09 PM  
3 votes:
Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.
2012-08-04 09:34:24 AM  
3 votes:
I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?
2012-08-04 01:43:23 PM  
2 votes:
That's enough, Courtney Stodden.
2012-08-04 01:28:39 PM  
2 votes:
Attention whore reality TV star wannabes attention whoring on reality TV show? Color me shocked.
2012-08-04 01:16:52 PM  
2 votes:

unyon:

yes, the pre-AW one.

[static.globalgrind.com image 450x675]




If I were him I'd make her dress up like that in the bedroom.
2012-08-04 01:08:32 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


yes, the pre-AW one.

static.globalgrind.com
2012-08-04 01:04:02 PM  
2 votes:
Oh look, another advert for a shiatty reality tv show disguised as 'breaking news' in the entertainment tab.
2012-08-04 09:37:15 AM  
2 votes:
abcnews.go.com

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?
2012-08-05 10:34:46 AM  
1 votes:
Ross E. Krushan: Aww, how cute! a White Knight appears. Who knows, maybe this one will fark you.

I'm sure I'll be similarly accused of white knighting for Miss D, but the simple fact is that she's correct. Every photo I've ever seen of Ms Stodden shows her posing like an emotionally-stunted 17 year old boy's idea of sexy... cleavage, lots of make up, stripper heels, excessive amount of lip gloss on her perpetually-slightly-open mouth. Her photos specifically appeal to the kind of guys who masturbate to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Then along comes you, with your 16 month old Fark account, grunting your misogynist criticisms like a frustrated fat guy at a strip club who's angry because none of the dancers will sit at your table unless you're paying. And when someone else rather politely points out that you're new here, and somewhat full of sh#t, you leap to the last refuge of a trollish dick: accusing him of "white knighting" a women online in the hopes of getting laid. The reality is that Courtney Stodden does look like a vapid whore, Miss Diminutive is something of a fixture around here, and you're... well... you're you.
2012-08-05 09:34:49 AM  
1 votes:
The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.
2012-08-04 08:55:40 PM  
1 votes:

Generation_D: In the mid 1990s, an 18 year old girl mocked me, a 37 year old single guy for, in her words, "bagging an 18 year old."

14 years later, we're still married.

So it can work. It helps if the people involved at any age have similar interests, and it helps if at least one of us has a clue.

// usually its her :)


So, how did you initially meet her?

Cruising the local high schools in your Camaro, yelling out the window with a bull horn, "I can help you with your math homework and I make more money than your high school boyfriend!"
2012-08-04 07:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
Awright. I'm a woman -- I think Courtney Stodden is truly a glorious modern pin-up gal. Her stills are really beautiful. She is exceptionally photogenic. And right now, in my mind, this is where she belongs. I love her holiday photo shoots, I think she's adorable and you can tell she just loves posing. It's really cute.

She's the kind of girl, however, who would not translate to film/tape, at all. (as seen in interviews). That's a whole different thing. Ruins everything.
2012-08-04 05:31:40 PM  
1 votes:
Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.
2012-08-04 04:57:26 PM  
1 votes:
I've spent time in Ocean Shores. Nowheresville USA. Her parents did the right thing by marrying her off and getting her out of there.
She'll dump Goofy as soon as she gets a better contract or opportunity.
2012-08-04 03:50:12 PM  
1 votes:

baorao: puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form

The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.


Having worked for WA state, that only makes it more likely it is valid, not less.

/The amount of dumb in that state...
2012-08-04 03:21:22 PM  
1 votes:
I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.
2012-08-04 03:13:54 PM  
1 votes:

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form


The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.
2012-08-04 03:10:40 PM  
1 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.


By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.
2012-08-04 01:51:20 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: doesn't make her look

/coffeeee


No, you were right the first time...
2012-08-04 01:12:39 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Well, supposedly she's from Ocean Shores, Wa, so really she never had a chance. Odds were she'd sell fireworks for one week a year and have to fill in the gaps with prostitution and grifting. So, I guess, good for her.
2012-08-04 01:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-08-04 12:46:33 PM  
1 votes:
Old and busted: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag


New plague: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden


That is all.
2012-08-04 10:28:11 AM  
1 votes:
You mean the novelty of legally having your own teenager wore off? That doesn't sound right. He just needs to drink more.
2012-08-04 10:15:13 AM  
1 votes:
She'll be on celebrity rehab within a few years.
2012-08-04 10:12:25 AM  
1 votes:
The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.
2012-08-04 10:06:53 AM  
1 votes:
This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.
2012-08-04 10:03:44 AM  
1 votes:
"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."


I know the truth of that one intimately.
 
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