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(ABC)   Sometimes the worst thing is to get that hottie you wanted. Ain't that right, Doug Hutchison?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 103
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2012-08-04 09:34:24 AM  
I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?
 
2012-08-04 09:37:15 AM  
abcnews.go.com

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?
 
2012-08-04 09:43:34 AM  

miss diminutive: doesn't make her look


/coffeeee
 
2012-08-04 10:03:44 AM  
"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."


I know the truth of that one intimately.
 
2012-08-04 10:06:53 AM  
This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.
 
2012-08-04 10:08:54 AM  

FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.


Go on....
 
2012-08-04 10:12:25 AM  
The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.
 
2012-08-04 10:15:13 AM  
She'll be on celebrity rehab within a few years.
 
2012-08-04 10:19:09 AM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


I hope not.
 
2012-08-04 10:28:11 AM  
You mean the novelty of legally having your own teenager wore off? That doesn't sound right. He just needs to drink more.
 
2012-08-04 11:01:56 AM  

miss diminutive: FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.

Go on....


Fell in love, got the girl, misery followed.

Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-08-04 11:06:04 AM  

FarkinHostile: miss diminutive: FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.

Go on....

Fell in love, got the girl, misery followed.

Rinse, repeat.


Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?
 
2012-08-04 11:06:25 AM  
For a May-December to work, it helps if May isn't dumber than a box of hammers and December actually has some quality other than mid-life crisis.
 
2012-08-04 11:24:47 AM  

miss diminutive: Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?


Misery as in my life became miserable. Once the infatuation/oxytocin wore off after several years, I found out getting your hearts desire is not all it's cracked up to be.

Yet, I did it again 8 years later. Still, the "honeymoon" phase is an amazing time. The hights of extacy cannot be adequately discribed to those who haven't been there.


/usually have to pay extra to be tied to the bed and have my foot cut off
 
2012-08-04 11:51:15 AM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


She looks like a 30-somthing porn star to me
 
2012-08-04 12:41:46 PM  
Really, "Lost" actor Doug Hutchinson? He played Horace Goodspeed in a few episodes. Much more memorable in The Green Mile or as Toombs on the X-Files.

And yeah, their age difference may be 36 years, but she looks twice her age and he's young at heart, so really we're talking a difference of a couple of months here.
 
2012-08-04 12:46:33 PM  
Old and busted: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag


New plague: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden


That is all.
 
2012-08-04 12:49:09 PM  
Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.
 
2012-08-04 12:57:04 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make her look like a vapid whore?



Who cares, I'm waiting for the Barely 18 photos that are sure to be leaked out once she's legal.
 
2012-08-04 01:00:03 PM  
I love how he has a shiat eating grin on his face in every picture of them together. I'd have the same look on my face if I was hitting that.
 
2012-08-04 01:00:24 PM  

LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.


For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.
 
2012-08-04 01:03:23 PM  
I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that the only work he's had in the past two years is one episode of Lie to Me.

Then again, maybe he's just spending all that time balls deep in his new toy.
 
2012-08-04 01:04:02 PM  
Oh look, another advert for a shiatty reality tv show disguised as 'breaking news' in the entertainment tab.
 
2012-08-04 01:06:58 PM  

adeist69: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make her look like a vapid whore?

Who cares, I'm waiting for the Barely 18 photos that are sure to be leaked out once she's legal.


Aren't Barely 18 pics supposed to show someone who looks....well....barely 18? She looks 17 going on 37.
 
2012-08-04 01:08:32 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


yes, the pre-AW one.

static.globalgrind.com
 
2012-08-04 01:11:17 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-04 01:12:39 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Well, supposedly she's from Ocean Shores, Wa, so really she never had a chance. Odds were she'd sell fireworks for one week a year and have to fill in the gaps with prostitution and grifting. So, I guess, good for her.
 
2012-08-04 01:16:52 PM  

unyon:

yes, the pre-AW one.

[static.globalgrind.com image 450x675]




If I were him I'd make her dress up like that in the bedroom.
 
2012-08-04 01:19:46 PM  
Color me shocked...
 
2012-08-04 01:20:13 PM  
Aw, damnit, not these clowns again.
 
2012-08-04 01:23:13 PM  
not in the hair, not in the hair!
 
2012-08-04 01:28:39 PM  
Attention whore reality TV star wannabes attention whoring on reality TV show? Color me shocked.
 
2012-08-04 01:31:49 PM  

towatchoverme: LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.

For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.


^ THIS

I don't believe for a second that she's any younger than 35 or so.
 
2012-08-04 01:43:23 PM  
That's enough, Courtney Stodden.
 
2012-08-04 01:50:37 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Just got off the phone with Adobe technical support. Apparently, Photoshop can only change a photo from fat chick TO vapid whore. They're sorry for any confusion.
 
2012-08-04 01:51:20 PM  

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: doesn't make her look

/coffeeee


No, you were right the first time...
 
2012-08-04 02:05:31 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: towatchoverme: LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.

For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.

^ THIS

I don't believe for a second that she's any younger than 35 or so.


Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher
 
2012-08-04 02:17:49 PM  
I think she's hot..in a stripper/porn star sort of way. Not the marrying type, but very sexy.

/she's only 17.... 17!
 
2012-08-04 03:02:13 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher


thedailyfix.com

/I know, I know, you want the long form
 
2012-08-04 03:04:12 PM  
According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.
 
2012-08-04 03:10:40 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.


By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.
 
2012-08-04 03:13:54 PM  

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form


The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.
 
2012-08-04 03:15:25 PM  
Majick Thise She looks like a 30-somthing porn star to me

I guess the Tacoma Birth Certificate proves she's not 30-something...but we don't need attacks on Ocean Shores, WA in a reality tv/Green Mile thread(on KFI 640 AM the talk show hosts actually cut off a bit attacking Doug Hutchison when they were told he was a regular listener & fan-he calls in to George Noory Coast-To-Coast a lot, too)
Link
 
2012-08-04 03:21:22 PM  
I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.
 
2012-08-04 03:47:09 PM  

Walker: I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?


Done in one. You, sir, are perceptive to a level that teters on genius. That is exactly and entirely why this vapid A/W and her equally desperate paycheck husband are doing this.
 
2012-08-04 03:49:53 PM  

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form



img708.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-04 03:50:12 PM  

baorao: puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form

The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.


Having worked for WA state, that only makes it more likely it is valid, not less.

/The amount of dumb in that state...
 
2012-08-04 04:16:18 PM  
Can somebody fat please make a histrionic YouTube video about this already?
 
2012-08-04 04:22:16 PM  

OgreMagi: I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.


Can't her husband, like, sign a permission slip for her to do it now?

/aisle seat
 
2012-08-04 04:47:44 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-04 04:57:26 PM  
I've spent time in Ocean Shores. Nowheresville USA. Her parents did the right thing by marrying her off and getting her out of there.
She'll dump Goofy as soon as she gets a better contract or opportunity.
 
2012-08-04 05:20:21 PM  
FTFA: The couple said they have "obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they've gotten because of their relationship...".

Yeah, it sucks how many times the goddamn paparazzi would swoop in and invade this couple's private life every time she'd toddle around Home Depot in 6 inch acrylic pumps and a dress that covered almost all of her labial region.

Or the time she tried to play a little beach volleyball in a bikini top, tiny ruffled skirt and white panties, and every time she locked her knees, bent at the waist and looked back over her shoulder, those paparazzi bastards would take pictures of her! Talk about a total disregard of her obvious desire for privacy.

My heart weeps for this couple, and I certainly hope they beat the odds.
 
2012-08-04 05:31:40 PM  
Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.
 
2012-08-04 05:33:54 PM  

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form


I want to see the REAL one. You know, the one from Nairobi.
 
2012-08-04 06:02:19 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.


Exactly what do you have against Appalachia, disused lots or tree chippers?
 
2012-08-04 06:10:51 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I've spent time in Ocean Shores. Nowheresville USA. Her parents did the right thing by marrying her off and getting her out of there.
She'll dump Goofy as soon as she gets a better contract or opportunity.


Yes, and before the Plate of Juan de Fuca slips, and sends a tsunami rolling over the entire town in 15-20 seconds. It'll look like the Japan tsunami only with a lot more tourists in winnebagos.

One road out of town, 2 lane, to get to high ground. The rest is outer-banks-style sand bar thats at most 10 feet above sea level. Its going to get swamped.
 
2012-08-04 06:28:45 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


No. But at least this picture makes her look relatively pretty.
 
2012-08-04 06:30:32 PM  
That's 17 in the same way I'm packing 17" of love muscle
 
2012-08-04 06:36:09 PM  
I know I must be the first to say this but SHE AIN'T NO 17-YEAR-OLD.
 
2012-08-04 06:40:26 PM  

Repo Man: Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.


Couple observations: she actually looks pretty good in this. And this is the first time in history that I remember seeing someone's day-to-day weight being LOWER than their beauty pageant weight. She has the stripper hot going a little bit, but she's too skinny and seems almost strung out. But 2009 Courtney from that video was definitely hittable.

/please pretend I did not just type that about a 15yr old
 
2012-08-04 06:43:39 PM  

MAYORBOB: I know I must be the first to say this but SHE AIN'T NO 17-YEAR-OLD.


Her birth certificate has been made public and there are plenty of videos of her from a few years ago that prove her age.
 
2012-08-04 06:49:27 PM  
FTA: Past couples on the reality show include Vienna Girardi, winner of the season 14 of "The Bachelor," and boyfriend Kasey Kahl, as well as wrestler Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda, 52, and her boyfriend, 29-year-old Charlie Hill.

Judging from the track record of that show, if you are a "celebrity" and you are trying to save your relationship, you should avoid being cast in it.
 
2012-08-04 07:00:13 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: Repo Man: Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.

Couple observations: she actually looks pretty good in this. And this is the first time in history that I remember seeing someone's day-to-day weight being LOWER than their beauty pageant weight. She has the stripper hot going a little bit, but she's too skinny and seems almost strung out. But 2009 Courtney from that video was definitely hittable.

/please pretend I did not just type that about a 15yr old


She seems to have been in training to be a stripper. Poor kid had no moves at all. I don't know if she's avoided that career path, or only postponed it.
 
2012-08-04 07:06:11 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form

I want to see the REAL one. You know, the one from Nairobi.


c'mon, keep the prez out of it!!
 
2012-08-04 07:08:13 PM  

miss diminutive:

Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?


She didn't cut off his foot -- she broke it, hobbling him so he couldn't escape. In the book and the movie, I mean.

So a fake-titted 16-year-old married a middle-aged bit-part actor with an Ed Hardy drawer in his dresser? Hard to believe that one didn't work out.
 
2012-08-04 07:10:18 PM  

consider this: I love how he has a shiat eating grin on his face in every picture of them together. I'd have the same look on my face if I was hitting that.


You believe they're having sex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're exactly the demographic they're aiming at.
 
2012-08-04 07:13:48 PM  

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.
 
2012-08-04 07:16:59 PM  

miss diminutive: Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.

By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.


Really, why are you so jealous? Women are the cattiest creatures when they can't stand seeing others who are way hotter than they are!
 
2012-08-04 07:17:55 PM  

FarkinHostile: If I were him I'd make her dress up like that in the bedroom.


Maybe he DOES. Maybe in private she's a a hot young girl, and he's her make-up artist. I can't wait for the reality show so we can find out.

baorao: The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.


They might. The birth of a child is a happy occasion.
 
2012-08-04 07:25:02 PM  
Awright. I'm a woman -- I think Courtney Stodden is truly a glorious modern pin-up gal. Her stills are really beautiful. She is exceptionally photogenic. And right now, in my mind, this is where she belongs. I love her holiday photo shoots, I think she's adorable and you can tell she just loves posing. It's really cute.

She's the kind of girl, however, who would not translate to film/tape, at all. (as seen in interviews). That's a whole different thing. Ruins everything.
 
2012-08-04 07:25:04 PM  
Yay more Stodden. Can we get some Kardashians too?
 
2012-08-04 07:25:30 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.

By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.

Really, why are you so jealous? Women are the cattiest creatures when they can't stand seeing others who are way hotter than they are!


These threads really bring out the Squamata fetishists.
 
2012-08-04 07:37:23 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.


ISTR I've seen a picture of miss diminutive. Based on that, I'd much rather have her than Courtney Sodden, given the choice. You're trolling up the wrong tree.
 
2012-08-04 07:37:26 PM  

Repo Man: Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.


I never doubted her age. I believe... what is it? 17 now? I only was observing that she looks like a 30+ porn star
 
2012-08-04 07:49:41 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.


That's entirely possible. She certainly tries very hard to convey that image.

Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.

By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.

Really, why are you so jealous? Women are the cattiest creatures when they can't stand seeing others who are way hotter than they are!


Do I need to bust out the Lighten_up_Francis.jpg? You realize that this is Fark, right? The entire entertainment page is replete with people biatching and making snarky comments about celebrities all the time. Do you call everyone out on their "jealousy"? Are you in the Total Recall thread calling out men who think Colin Farrell is a douche who can't act his way out of a shiat sandwich are just doing it because they're jealous of his handsome features and financial success? Yeah, I don't think so.
 
2012-08-04 07:59:59 PM  
She'll dump Goofy as soon as she gets a better contract or opportunity

he probly knows this and is banging her as much as possible while it lasts.

does anyone else think she's NOT 17?
 
2012-08-04 08:22:08 PM  

macadamnut: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]


That is the most creative way of asking THE QUESTION I have ever seen on Fark. Well done.
 
2012-08-04 08:42:01 PM  
In the mid 1990s, an 18 year old girl mocked me, a 37 year old single guy for, in her words, "bagging an 18 year old."

14 years later, we're still married.

So it can work. It helps if the people involved at any age have similar interests, and it helps if at least one of us has a clue.

// usually its her :)
 
2012-08-04 08:43:03 PM  

Repo Man: Opiate of the Lasses: Repo Man: Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.

Couple observations: she actually looks pretty good in this. And this is the first time in history that I remember seeing someone's day-to-day weight being LOWER than their beauty pageant weight. She has the stripper hot going a little bit, but she's too skinny and seems almost strung out. But 2009 Courtney from that video was definitely hittable.

/please pretend I did not just type that about a 15yr old

She seems to have been in training to be a stripper. Poor kid had no moves at all. I don't know if she's avoided that career path, or only postponed it.


At 1:11 Michael Jackson motorboats her.

Also, THAT is 14?
 
2012-08-04 08:55:40 PM  

Generation_D: In the mid 1990s, an 18 year old girl mocked me, a 37 year old single guy for, in her words, "bagging an 18 year old."

14 years later, we're still married.

So it can work. It helps if the people involved at any age have similar interests, and it helps if at least one of us has a clue.

// usually its her :)


So, how did you initially meet her?

Cruising the local high schools in your Camaro, yelling out the window with a bull horn, "I can help you with your math homework and I make more money than your high school boyfriend!"
 
2012-08-04 09:12:18 PM  
Mark Ratner Cruising the local high schools in your Camaro, yelling out the window with a bull horn, "I can help you with your math homework and I make more money than your high school boyfriend!"

img149.imageshack.us
"Three O´Clock on the dot, time to cruise for 8th graders"
 
2012-08-04 09:52:13 PM  
She looks like the bass player from Steel Panther.
 
2012-08-04 10:34:16 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: She'll be on celebrity rehab within a few years weeks.

 
2012-08-04 11:51:28 PM  
poor guy.
i will always remember him for his role as Percy...
and NOT the mouse-stomping percy but the pissing-himself percy.
 
2012-08-04 11:58:25 PM  
 
2012-08-05 01:55:51 AM  
I've seen Butch and Sundance dozens of times and have no idea how their picture is relevant to this thread.
 
2012-08-05 06:59:25 AM  

OgreMagi: I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.


This. Followed by a sex tape that rivals Kardashian and Hlton for dullest lays in the history of human kind.
 
2012-08-05 07:28:33 AM  

consider this: I've seen Butch and Sundance dozens of times and have no idea how their picture is relevant to this thread.


I saw "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" in the theater with my mom when it was originally released (oh f*cking hell, Wiki says it was 1969, which means I was only 8 years old!), and I watch it every few years because it's a great film. And Robert Redford was my first crush.

But I can't figure out what the relevance of that scene is, and that bothers me. I'll get over it, but it bothers me. Oh, hey, now I have an excuse to watch it again!
 
2012-08-05 09:34:49 AM  
The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.
 
2012-08-05 09:53:47 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.

ISTR I've seen a picture of miss diminutive. Based on that, I'd much rather have her than Courtney Sodden, given the choice. You're trolling up the wrong tree.


Aww, how cute! a White Knight appears. Who knows, maybe this one will fark you.
 
2012-08-05 10:34:46 AM  
Ross E. Krushan: Aww, how cute! a White Knight appears. Who knows, maybe this one will fark you.

I'm sure I'll be similarly accused of white knighting for Miss D, but the simple fact is that she's correct. Every photo I've ever seen of Ms Stodden shows her posing like an emotionally-stunted 17 year old boy's idea of sexy... cleavage, lots of make up, stripper heels, excessive amount of lip gloss on her perpetually-slightly-open mouth. Her photos specifically appeal to the kind of guys who masturbate to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Then along comes you, with your 16 month old Fark account, grunting your misogynist criticisms like a frustrated fat guy at a strip club who's angry because none of the dancers will sit at your table unless you're paying. And when someone else rather politely points out that you're new here, and somewhat full of sh#t, you leap to the last refuge of a trollish dick: accusing him of "white knighting" a women online in the hopes of getting laid. The reality is that Courtney Stodden does look like a vapid whore, Miss Diminutive is something of a fixture around here, and you're... well... you're you.
 
2012-08-05 10:37:18 AM  

Ross E. Krushan: forgotmydamnusername: Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.

ISTR I've seen a picture of miss diminutive. Based on that, I'd much rather have her than Courtney Sodden, given the choice. You're trolling up the wrong tree.

Aww, how cute! a White Knight appears. Who knows, maybe this one will fark you.


Yeah, right,
He's the White Knight in this thread.
 
2012-08-05 01:25:25 PM  

Repo Man: Opiate of the Lasses: Repo Man: Here she is in the Miss Ocean Shores pageant in October of 2009. I see no reason to doubt her age. I actually feel a little bit sorry for Doug Hutchison; there is no way it will have been worth it when the dust settles.

Couple observations: she actually looks pretty good in this. And this is the first time in history that I remember seeing someone's day-to-day weight being LOWER than their beauty pageant weight. She has the stripper hot going a little bit, but she's too skinny and seems almost strung out. But 2009 Courtney from that video was definitely hittable.

/please pretend I did not just type that about a 15yr old

She seems to have been in training to be a stripper. Poor kid had no moves at all. I don't know if she's avoided that career path, or only postponed it.


She was just a fourteen year old kid.
That video proves she got tit implants between 14 and 16.

The doctor who gave her the tit implants should be removed from medicine permanently, the same way Octomom's doctor should have been removed from medicine permanently.

Her mother and father should be sterilized.
 
2012-08-05 01:39:04 PM  

digistil: OgreMagi: I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.

This. Followed by a sex tape that rivals Kardashian and Hlton for dullest lays in the history of human kind.


Of course. She'll just lay there making stupid faces thinking she looks sexy.
 
2012-08-05 01:42:24 PM  

John Buck 41: The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.


I knew the line from the film but didn't make the connection.
 
2012-08-05 02:34:40 PM  
That birth certificate looks like it was made with Broderbund's Print Shop on an Apple //e.
 
2012-08-05 05:52:49 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.

ISTR I've seen a picture of miss diminutive. Based on that, I'd much rather have her than Courtney Sodden, given the choice. You're trolling up the wrong tree.


I'm sure I'd much rather have a conversation with Miss D. I'm not at all sure that it would even be possible to have a conversation with Mrs. Stodden/Hutchison. But maybe I'm underestimating Stodden; she's gotten farther than anyone would likely have thought.
 
2012-08-05 06:26:10 PM  

John Buck 41: The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.


Ah! Thank you. I'm embarrassed not to have gotten that.
 
2012-08-05 06:54:39 PM  

Repo Man: forgotmydamnusername: Ross E. Krushan: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?

Uh, yeah, whatever. Ten to one she's much hotter (f*ckable) than you.

ISTR I've seen a picture of miss diminutive. Based on that, I'd much rather have her than Courtney Sodden, given the choice. You're trolling up the wrong tree.

I'm sure I'd much rather have a conversation with Miss D. I'm not at all sure that it would even be possible to have a conversation with Mrs. Stodden/Hutchison. But maybe I'm underestimating Stodden; she's gotten farther than anyone would likely have thought.


Mrs. Hutchinson looks like Barbie as drawn by Rob Liefeld. The amount of paint on her face in any recent photograph would probably allow you to carve your initials in without drawing blood. It's not a look I'm partial to. Even in the fairly unlikely event she had an IQ above room temperature, I'd have to be quite drunk to imagine myself in any way interested. Anyway, I think that's enough typing devoted to Courtney Whatserface for a lifetime. If enough people really would ignore these semi-celeb, professional AWs, they might actually go the fark away.
 
2012-08-05 08:24:12 PM  

MadAzza: John Buck 41: The Butch & Sundance pic is a reference to an oft-repeated line in the movie.

"Who ARE those guys?"

Which is, in turn, a reference to the 2 'celebrities' we are talking about in this thread.

Ah! Thank you. I'm embarrassed not to have gotten that.


My pleasure.
 
2012-08-06 12:09:09 PM  

MadAzza: She didn't cut off his foot -- she broke it, hobbling him so he couldn't escape. In the book and the movie, I mean.


No. In the book she cut it off with an ax, then used a blowtorch to cauterize the stump.


And Miss Diminutive is FAR more attractive than Courtney Stodden, IMNSHO.
 
2012-08-06 12:47:57 PM  

FarkinHostile: MadAzza: She didn't cut off his foot -- she broke it, hobbling him so he couldn't escape. In the book and the movie, I mean.

No. In the book she cut it off with an ax, then used a blowtorch to cauterize the stump.


Oh, sorry, I remembered the book wrong. She only broke it in the movie, probably to make filming easier.

Either way, *shudder*.
 
2012-08-06 10:42:11 PM  
When you watch those videos of Courtney, it hits you; it's like watching a four year old girl who's playing dress up with mommie's clothes. She isn't acting like a woman, she's acting like what a little girl thinks a woman would act like. It's as though she skipped past some crucial stage in her transition from girl to woman. It's a bit sad really.
 
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