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(ABC)   Sometimes the worst thing is to get that hottie you wanted. Ain't that right, Doug Hutchison?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 103
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2012-08-04 09:34:24 AM
I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?
 
2012-08-04 09:37:15 AM
abcnews.go.com

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?
 
2012-08-04 09:43:34 AM

miss diminutive: doesn't make her look


/coffeeee
 
2012-08-04 10:03:44 AM
"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."


I know the truth of that one intimately.
 
2012-08-04 10:06:53 AM
This is America, and I truly believe everyone has a right to wallow in the muck and mire of one's favorite trashy entertainment.

But, if you self-identify as a "Stoddenista" then all bets are off and you should be fed, slowly and feet-first, into the most poorly-maintained tree chipper we can find in the most disused lot in the lowest-rent county in Appalachia.
 
2012-08-04 10:08:54 AM

FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.


Go on....
 
2012-08-04 10:12:25 AM
The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.
 
2012-08-04 10:15:13 AM
She'll be on celebrity rehab within a few years.
 
2012-08-04 10:19:09 AM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


I hope not.
 
2012-08-04 10:28:11 AM
You mean the novelty of legally having your own teenager wore off? That doesn't sound right. He just needs to drink more.
 
2012-08-04 11:01:56 AM

miss diminutive: FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.

Go on....


Fell in love, got the girl, misery followed.

Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-08-04 11:06:04 AM

FarkinHostile: miss diminutive: FarkinHostile: "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

I know the truth of that one intimately.

Go on....

Fell in love, got the girl, misery followed.

Rinse, repeat.


Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?
 
2012-08-04 11:06:25 AM
For a May-December to work, it helps if May isn't dumber than a box of hammers and December actually has some quality other than mid-life crisis.
 
2012-08-04 11:24:47 AM

miss diminutive: Misery as in your life was miserable or Misery as in she tied you to the bed and took off your foot with an axe?


Misery as in my life became miserable. Once the infatuation/oxytocin wore off after several years, I found out getting your hearts desire is not all it's cracked up to be.

Yet, I did it again 8 years later. Still, the "honeymoon" phase is an amazing time. The hights of extacy cannot be adequately discribed to those who haven't been there.


/usually have to pay extra to be tied to the bed and have my foot cut off
 
2012-08-04 11:51:15 AM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


She looks like a 30-somthing porn star to me
 
2012-08-04 12:41:46 PM
Really, "Lost" actor Doug Hutchinson? He played Horace Goodspeed in a few episodes. Much more memorable in The Green Mile or as Toombs on the X-Files.

And yeah, their age difference may be 36 years, but she looks twice her age and he's young at heart, so really we're talking a difference of a couple of months here.
 
2012-08-04 12:46:33 PM
Old and busted: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag


New plague: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden


That is all.
 
2012-08-04 12:49:09 PM
Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.
 
2012-08-04 12:57:04 PM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make her look like a vapid whore?



Who cares, I'm waiting for the Barely 18 photos that are sure to be leaked out once she's legal.
 
2012-08-04 01:00:03 PM
I love how he has a shiat eating grin on his face in every picture of them together. I'd have the same look on my face if I was hitting that.
 
2012-08-04 01:00:24 PM

LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.


For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.
 
2012-08-04 01:03:23 PM
I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that the only work he's had in the past two years is one episode of Lie to Me.

Then again, maybe he's just spending all that time balls deep in his new toy.
 
2012-08-04 01:04:02 PM
Oh look, another advert for a shiatty reality tv show disguised as 'breaking news' in the entertainment tab.
 
2012-08-04 01:06:58 PM

adeist69: miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make her look like a vapid whore?

Who cares, I'm waiting for the Barely 18 photos that are sure to be leaked out once she's legal.


Aren't Barely 18 pics supposed to show someone who looks....well....barely 18? She looks 17 going on 37.
 
2012-08-04 01:08:32 PM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


yes, the pre-AW one.

static.globalgrind.com
 
2012-08-04 01:11:17 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-04 01:12:39 PM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Well, supposedly she's from Ocean Shores, Wa, so really she never had a chance. Odds were she'd sell fireworks for one week a year and have to fill in the gaps with prostitution and grifting. So, I guess, good for her.
 
2012-08-04 01:16:52 PM

unyon:

yes, the pre-AW one.

[static.globalgrind.com image 450x675]




If I were him I'd make her dress up like that in the bedroom.
 
2012-08-04 01:19:46 PM
Color me shocked...
 
2012-08-04 01:20:13 PM
Aw, damnit, not these clowns again.
 
2012-08-04 01:23:13 PM
not in the hair, not in the hair!
 
2012-08-04 01:28:39 PM
Attention whore reality TV star wannabes attention whoring on reality TV show? Color me shocked.
 
2012-08-04 01:31:49 PM

towatchoverme: LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.

For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.


^ THIS

I don't believe for a second that she's any younger than 35 or so.
 
2012-08-04 01:43:23 PM
That's enough, Courtney Stodden.
 
2012-08-04 01:50:37 PM

miss diminutive: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Is there a single picture of her in existence that doesn't make he look like a vapid whore?


Just got off the phone with Adobe technical support. Apparently, Photoshop can only change a photo from fat chick TO vapid whore. They're sorry for any confusion.
 
2012-08-04 01:51:20 PM

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: doesn't make her look

/coffeeee


No, you were right the first time...
 
2012-08-04 02:05:31 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: towatchoverme: LesserEvil: Given that he had exclusive rights to tap that, for what, a year? Let's call it 305 nights of hot sex, with the equivalant of a 2nd tier call girl (let's call it $500~700 a night?), that's worth at least about $150,000 saved on hookers, combined with the fact that he didn't have to worry about diseases in that time frame (bets are off once she becomes "estranged").

As for his career, not sure if it hurts or helps... It's Hollywood, so in the end, it probably helps him. Sure, he's a pervert cradle-robber, but then again, most Hollywood people are probably envious, more than aghast.

For the last time ... SHE'S NOT 17.

^ THIS

I don't believe for a second that she's any younger than 35 or so.


Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher
 
2012-08-04 02:17:49 PM
I think she's hot..in a stripper/porn star sort of way. Not the marrying type, but very sexy.

/she's only 17.... 17!
 
2012-08-04 03:02:13 PM

AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher


thedailyfix.com

/I know, I know, you want the long form
 
2012-08-04 03:04:12 PM
According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.
 
2012-08-04 03:10:40 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: According to the article, she's an aspiring singer.


By that logic I'm an aspiring architect because I stack my toilet paper in the closet.
 
2012-08-04 03:13:54 PM

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form


The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.
 
2012-08-04 03:15:25 PM
Majick Thise She looks like a 30-somthing porn star to me

I guess the Tacoma Birth Certificate proves she's not 30-something...but we don't need attacks on Ocean Shores, WA in a reality tv/Green Mile thread(on KFI 640 AM the talk show hosts actually cut off a bit attacking Doug Hutchison when they were told he was a regular listener & fan-he calls in to George Noory Coast-To-Coast a lot, too)
Link
 
2012-08-04 03:21:22 PM
I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.
 
2012-08-04 03:47:09 PM

Walker: I'm sure this "trouble in paradise" is not all made up so they could get on a reality show called "Couples Therapy". It's not like either one is an attention whore right?


Done in one. You, sir, are perceptive to a level that teters on genius. That is exactly and entirely why this vapid A/W and her equally desperate paycheck husband are doing this.
 
2012-08-04 03:49:53 PM

puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form



img708.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-04 03:50:12 PM

baorao: puckrock2000: AMonkey'sUncle:
Courtney Stodden

Where
biRth CeRtfcT
Wher

[thedailyfix.com image 550x702]

/I know, I know, you want the long form

The state of Washington uses Comic Sans MS.


Having worked for WA state, that only makes it more likely it is valid, not less.

/The amount of dumb in that state...
 
2012-08-04 04:16:18 PM
Can somebody fat please make a histrionic YouTube video about this already?
 
2012-08-04 04:22:16 PM

OgreMagi: I will repeat my prediction. She will pose for a nudie magazine (Playboy, etc) the day she turns 18.


Can't her husband, like, sign a permission slip for her to do it now?

/aisle seat
 
2012-08-04 04:47:44 PM
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