Benevolent Misanthrope: Um... no. At least, not to me. Naturally bald men look normal to me. But guys who shave their heads on purpose... all I hear is "Look at me! No really! LOOK! I'm hip, I'm cool, I'm one BAAAAAAAAD muthafarka, y'all." They kind of look pathetic, actually.
Ed Finnerty: Once, while *very* drunk, a self-haircut with a trimmer turned into shaving my head. It did not turn out well.
exatron: The first time he did it, a Hispanic coworker pointed at him and shouted, "Senor Clean!"
Kevin72: A grown man with shaved pubes just looks fugly, ridiculous, emasculated. And it doesn't make a dick look longer, it makes it look stupider. Wake up, sheeple, the porn industry made up a story that was untrue, but since they believe it they want you to believe it.
Girion47: Kevin72: A grown man with shaved pubes just looks fugly, ridiculous, emasculated. And it doesn't make a dick look longer, it makes it look stupider. Wake up, sheeple, the porn industry made up a story that was untrue, but since they believe it they want you to believe it.When I have a hot woman telling me the opposite, why the fark would your opinion matter?The twist:
Girion47: whats wrong with shaving your balls? My woman likes it.
Godscrack: Naturally bald men look good bald. Their heads are shaped the right way to be bald. Most guys shaving their heads to try to look tough, really shouldn't.
loonatic112358: they either are, wish they were, or hate to admit they're just going bald.
Suede head: My hair is thinning at the front. I wish I could go for the shaven-headed look but I have a touch of psoriasis and it would reveal patches of red, scaley skin for all to see.Yeah, I'm single.
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