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(The New Yorker)   Jenna Jameson clarifies her endorsement of Romney   (newyorker.com) divider line 58
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2012-08-04 09:22:18 AM
Did the satire tag take the day off?
 
2012-08-04 10:22:40 AM
hehehehahahahahahahaha
 
2012-08-04 10:27:36 AM
While it would slay me if those were her actual quotes, this is most certainly satire.
 
2012-08-04 10:30:53 AM
Oh please be real. Please please please please!

/as fake as her anatomy i'm sure.
//satirical sweater puppies
 
2012-08-04 10:32:48 AM
Being the New Yorker most likely satire however her original comments had a certain satire feel to them too.
 
2012-08-04 10:33:03 AM
FTFA: THE BOROWITZ REPORT
Fake news and political satire.


In case there's any question.
 
2012-08-04 10:33:11 AM
The byline for the Borowitz Report reads "Fake news and political satire."
 
2012-08-04 10:35:26 AM

domino324: While it would slay me if those were her actual quotes, this is most certainly satire.


It's almost like you're suggesting that somebody that relys on tits and ass ( or some other crutch ) instead of brains might not have the smarts to do satire.
 
2012-08-04 10:35:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're so awesome Jenna.
 
2012-08-04 10:36:45 AM
Eh, starts strong, kind of peters out at the end.

/Ha ha! ...peter.
 
2012-08-04 10:38:09 AM

Pappas: FTFA: THE BOROWITZ REPORT
Fake news and political satire.

In case there's any question.


Reading headings is for wimps and communists.
 
2012-08-04 10:44:46 AM
He got some of those jokes from the Fark thread yesterday. Out yourself, blogmitter.
 
2012-08-04 10:45:51 AM
The satire line doesn't appear on the mobil version. look forward to confusion. I'm a little disappointed,
 
2012-08-04 10:54:18 AM
Jenna; You realize he's signed a pledge to ban porn, right?
 
2012-08-04 10:54:33 AM
Borowitz tried to hard with this one. It's just a page of one-liners.
 
2012-08-04 11:07:35 AM
Was she tired of Santorum?
 
2012-08-04 11:31:20 AM

twoody: Was she tired of Santorum?


+1
 
2012-08-04 11:34:28 AM
Gold!
 
2012-08-04 11:43:12 AM

js34603: He got some of those jokes from the Fark thread yesterday. Out yourself, blogmitter.


Or he got them from wherever the Fark poster got them.
 
2012-08-04 11:43:37 AM
Oh so lame and tired, and yet the idiots taking it at face value are already filing in.
 
2012-08-04 11:47:50 AM

farkityfarker: js34603: He got some of those jokes from the Fark thread yesterday. Out yourself, blogmitter.

Or he got them from wherever the Fark poster got them.


FALSE! Fark is the original source of all content in the world and Drew should receive a quarter every time someone opens their mouth.



/hungover and had to say "quarter" because I couldn't remember if it was nickel or nickle...
//$0.05 whatever motherfarkers
 
2012-08-04 11:52:21 AM
OH! HOW GAUCHE!
 
2012-08-04 11:56:24 AM
Obama is going to face some stiff opposition because of this.
 
2012-08-04 12:02:06 PM
I don't care that it's fake. Some of those comments were f*cking hilarious.
 
2012-08-04 12:03:10 PM
Damn I read the whole thing before I realized. Imma dummy.
 
2012-08-04 12:23:46 PM

domino324: While it would slay me if those were her actual quotes, this is most certainly satire.


did you figure that out before or after you read the byline of "Fake news and political satire." ?

either way, you are really smart to figure this out.
 
2012-08-04 12:39:35 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: domino324: While it would slay me if those were her actual quotes, this is most certainly satire.

did you figure that out before or after you read the byline of "Fake news and political satire." ?

either way, you are really smart to figure this out.


I'm on the mobile version, which doesn't show the byline, but let's not let facts get in the way of an opportunity for smug condescension.
 
2012-08-04 12:41:20 PM
Borowitz is never funny, subby.
 
2012-08-04 12:44:27 PM

ruinevil: Borowitz tried to hard with this one. It's just a page of one-liners.


Yeah. He's usually better than that. Any one of those jokes could easily show up on Fark.
 
2012-08-04 12:44:32 PM
More low-hanging fruit.
 
2012-08-04 01:06:55 PM
Thanks for all the Os you induced from me, Jenna.

/she's a smart woman too
 
2012-08-04 01:15:42 PM
Is the New Yorker the new Onion now?
 
2012-08-04 01:17:49 PM

farkityfarker: js34603: He got some of those jokes from the Fark thread yesterday. Out yourself, blogmitter.

Or he got them from wherever the Fark poster got them.


Or that they're so obvious that anybody anywhere could have had them occur to them.
 
2012-08-04 01:24:36 PM

terriblist: Borowitz is never funny, subby.


I believe the thread has come to a conclusion.

Go home! What are you still doing here?
 
2012-08-04 01:37:22 PM
We need to know the opinions of other pornstars. Particularly midget pornstars.
 
2012-08-04 01:55:24 PM
Fark was funnier. And fark off with the slut-shaming, Borowitz.
 
2012-08-04 01:56:46 PM
I keep thinking about that Curb when Larry finds out the girl he's going to bang is a republican. Result: Flaccid.
 
2012-08-04 02:13:59 PM
The last whore I banged turned out to be a Democrat. She took my money and gave it to a black guy.

/thank you, I'll be here all week
/then next week at catskills.com/hopelesslyhacky
///remember to tip your web server
 
2012-08-04 02:52:20 PM

Bob16: domino324: While it would slay me if those were her actual quotes, this is most certainly satire.

It's almost like you're suggesting that somebody that relys on tits and ass ( or some other crutch ) instead of brains might not have the smarts to do satire.


It's almost like you're saying that by being smart enough to make millions using just her assets, she is somehow automatically stupid. As far as I'm concerned, if you can get paid to do what the rest of us can't get without paying for sometimes, that's pretty smart.
 
2012-08-04 03:04:19 PM

pants made out of guns: Pappas: FTFA: THE BOROWITZ REPORT
Fake news and political satire.

In case there's any question.

Reading headings is for wimps and communists.


And for people who use theonion as a news source.
 
2012-08-04 03:10:59 PM
Dammit, I thought this was real. Jenna Jameson can be quite witty, read her memoirs sometime.
 
2012-08-04 03:26:48 PM
So a woman who made her fortune in porn now wants a president who will do whatever he can to shut down the entire industry?
 
2012-08-04 05:08:07 PM

Masso: HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're so awesome Jenna.


Why, thank you so much.

i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 05:09:50 PM

urban.derelict: /she's a smart woman too


Doubtful.
 
2012-08-04 05:21:45 PM

Sabyen91: Masso: HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're so awesome Jenna.

Why, thank you so much.

[i26.photobucket.com image 450x637]


Damn, Cocaine really IS a hell of a drug.
 
2012-08-04 05:23:03 PM

Pappas: FTFA: THE BOROWITZ REPORT
Fake news and political satire.

In case there's any question.


Weird, I thought satire was supposed to be funny.
 
2012-08-04 05:23:07 PM
Sabyen91

urban.derelict: /she's a smart woman too

Doubtful.


She came from nothing and built a multi-million dollar porn empire, she's not an idiot.
 
2012-08-04 05:29:15 PM

MeanJean: Sabyen91

urban.derelict: /she's a smart woman too

Doubtful.

She came from nothing and built a multi-million dollar porn empire, she's not an idiot.


Deep thoughts with Jenna Jameson. Link
 
2012-08-04 06:42:52 PM
I have a college education and work for a crappy salary, she has sex for millions. Who's stupid?
 
2012-08-04 08:13:49 PM

MeanJean: She came from nothing

anything

FTFY
 
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