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(Canoe)   Suddenly every director wants Kristen Stewart in their films. Wonder why?   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 29
    More: Followup, Kristen Stewart, dysfunctional family, Robert Pattinson  
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2012-08-04 10:13:14 AM
6 votes:
I heard these ladies in my office lament, "Oh. Poor Robert! To be made a fool of in front of the world." I shot back, "He's a young actor who made movies that teen girls creamed themselves over for years. Now those girls are coming of age. The amount of pussy he will have thrown at him could only be calculated by NASA."

/Those ladies didn't think my assesment was tasteful.
2012-08-04 09:23:46 AM
5 votes:
Because their dicks aren't going to suck themselves?
2012-08-04 03:05:27 PM
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I spent $25K at the Kristen Stewart School for the Dramatic Arts, and I can stare blankly into space with the best of 'em.


Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?
2012-08-04 03:03:39 PM
3 votes:
I spent $25K at the Kristen Stewart School for the Dramatic Arts, and I can stare blankly into space with the best of 'em.
2012-08-04 12:38:21 PM
3 votes:
"Sentient Hot Topic mannequin" is the best description I've read.
2012-08-04 11:42:22 AM
3 votes:

Icetech3: Worst actress EVER.... kinda looks like a dude... but i would like to fark her bank account...


Yeah, I'd like to give her ATM, too.
2012-08-04 09:38:22 AM
3 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2012-08-05 12:55:03 AM
2 votes:
This is Kristen Stewart expressing boredom over the last two hours worth of posts

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-04 02:35:44 PM
2 votes:

cman: Am I the only one who would like to stick their finger up her private area?


This is her O face

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-04 12:05:50 PM
2 votes:
www3.images.coolspotters.com

Not sure of the caption should be:

"HURR DERRRR DERP!"

or

"DAT AZZ!!!!"
ecl
2012-08-04 11:42:00 AM
2 votes:
funny-pictures-blog.com
2012-08-04 10:55:19 AM
2 votes:

The Incredible Sexual Egg: KStew? Was that a thing before Will Ferrell went on Conan the other day?


25.media.tumblr.com
"There's still plenty of use for her. Now you take her home, throw her on a bed, add some music...Baby, you've got a Kstew going."
/don't even need to roofie her first, that's savings baby
2012-08-05 12:09:42 AM
1 votes:
She seems like the kind of girl who is easily distracted by a bag of doritos, but in a good way. Like she could be talking about something boring and stupid and you want her to stop, so you say 'oh hey, you want some doritos? Oh yeah, and I also have a jar of peanut butter', and bam! she's distracted and occupied for the next half hour, trying to dip the chips into the peanut butter jar. And still weighing less than 200 lbs. Some people could be into that. Just sayin'.
2012-08-04 06:47:08 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FirstNationalBastard: Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?

Yes, I did, and my fat suit wearing skills are UNPARALLELED.


That was the best conversation I've seen on this site in two years.
2012-08-04 06:05:27 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?


Well, I looked in your profile, and there aren't any pictures of you...so no, I haven't.

Just this, but I don't think he's 40. Maybe in cat years.

i54.tinypic.com
2012-08-04 05:29:47 PM
1 votes:
Trampire.
2012-08-04 03:45:44 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Damn,I love this thread that I'm grinning like Keanu Reeves' Neo.


We gotta do what they did for Agent Smith and leave 'em laughing!

img7.imageshack.us
2012-08-04 03:29:25 PM
1 votes:
Damn,I love this thread that I'm grinning like Keanu Reeves' Neo.
2012-08-04 03:20:01 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?


Yes, I did, and my fat suit wearing skills are UNPARALLELED.
2012-08-04 01:40:40 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?


I saw one this morning, what on earth's your point? You ever listen to a 22-year-old "actress" talk?
2012-08-04 11:53:24 AM
1 votes:
She is okay, but she doesn't really do it for me. Granted, the fact that she looks similar to my buddy's ex wife who is a mega psychotic super biatch might have something to do with it.
2012-08-04 11:36:25 AM
1 votes:
cdn03.cdn.justjaredjr.com

Which one is the fairest of them all?
2012-08-04 11:34:51 AM
1 votes:

crab66: Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.




shoeblogs.com
2012-08-04 11:34:49 AM
1 votes:

FabulousFreep: Sorry, I've said it before and I'll say it again, she has a bad case of "derp face". It's .. off putting, I'd still do her on a bet but don't bet on it.


Back off man, shes obviously had a stroke.
2012-08-04 11:05:46 AM
1 votes:
Because she was in a movie series that made billions of dollars, and they think that because she was in a movie series that made billions of dollars, she must have been the reason that it made billions of dollars. Then they're surprised that their film didn't make its money back.
2012-08-04 10:46:38 AM
1 votes:
She reminds me of a malnourished bus station hooker. If you're into that sort of thing.
2012-08-04 10:29:45 AM
1 votes:

fearmongert: [media.onsugar.com image 320x320]
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?


They are still tired from their heavy make out session at Chick Fil A last night and aren't in their proper minds.
2012-08-04 10:00:20 AM
1 votes:
Because everybody hates Robert Pattinson more?
2012-08-04 09:36:29 AM
1 votes:
Because she's a good partner to have at the card table after work?
 
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