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(Canoe)   Suddenly every director wants Kristen Stewart in their films. Wonder why?   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 133
    More: Followup, Kristen Stewart, dysfunctional family, Robert Pattinson  
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2012-08-04 12:01:08 PM  
The only thing I've seen her in was Snow White, and maybe it's just because the whole movie was a steaming pile, but she was terrible in it.

Her rousing pre-battle pep speech only inspired me to storm the snack counter.

I really wish this hadn't happened. She badly needs to fade into the background but now if she stops getting roles people will say it's a result of a double standard and that a male actor who cheated on someone wouldn't be shunned like this. Either way we're stuck with her for a while.
 
2012-08-04 12:03:40 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Cause she puts out?


Hey! You get jokes!
 
2012-08-04 12:05:50 PM  
www3.images.coolspotters.com

Not sure of the caption should be:

"HURR DERRRR DERP!"

or

"DAT AZZ!!!!"
 
2012-08-04 12:07:45 PM  
She is about as "meh" as "meh" can get.
 
2012-08-04 12:10:00 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: I don't understand the hate she gets sometimes




tl; dr: Twilight.

that said, i find her White Knights to be just as annoying as those who only hate her due to her association with Twilight. I'm hesitant to call her a bad actress so much as I think that what you're seeing on the screen is her real life lack of personality. Any bump in acting quality has more to do with the role than her acting ability (i.e. Adventureland, which isn't even a good movie.)
 
2012-08-04 12:10:57 PM  

Wizzin: She is about as "meh" as "meh" can get.


Agreed.
 
2012-08-04 12:17:00 PM  
There is nothing poosay or rumors of poosay cannot do.
 
2012-08-04 12:23:51 PM  
FinFangFark: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 600x558]

Those big dumbo ears really made it hard to believe she was leading an army into battle in SWATH

/Still hit it, even though she'd be stoned outta her mind and 1/2 passed out most likely
 
2012-08-04 12:29:25 PM  
Because name recognition is by far the most important thing to studio execs.

It has nothing to do with acting ability, looks, etc. If people recognize the name of an actor in a movie they are more likely to go to it. That's it.
 
2012-08-04 12:38:21 PM  
"Sentient Hot Topic mannequin" is the best description I've read.
 
2012-08-04 12:49:21 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [www3.images.coolspotters.com image 411x650]

Not sure of the caption should be:

"HURR DERRRR DERP!"

or

"DAT AZZ!!!!"


www3.images.coolspotters.com

Who farted, y'all?
 
2012-08-04 01:01:36 PM  
For those who say she can't act, go watch "The Cake Eaters."
 
2012-08-04 01:02:11 PM  
I'd eat every inch of her.

www.celebrityclipz.com
 
2012-08-04 01:36:19 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: Because their dicks aren't going to suck themselves?

Forgoing theater school for blowjob lessons from Jenna Haze has really worked out well for her, hasn't it?
 
2012-08-04 01:39:30 PM  

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

[www.celebrityclipz.com image 720x480]


What is that from, O Good Citizen, so I may.... Consider it aesthetically.
 
2012-08-04 01:40:40 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?


I saw one this morning, what on earth's your point? You ever listen to a 22-year-old "actress" talk?
 
2012-08-04 01:47:52 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: There is nothing poosay or rumors of poosay cannot do.


I guessing that she is a swallower
 
2012-08-04 01:55:29 PM  

macadamnut: Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?

I saw one this morning, what on earth's your point? You ever listen to a 22-year-old "actress" talk?


Go take a look at a young pussy, I think you've forgotten what it looks like. Mid-life senility is setting in. And 41 year women can be hard to listen to as well...
 
2012-08-04 02:10:07 PM  
Because real actors cost too much?
 
2012-08-04 02:17:46 PM  

Icetech3: Worst actress EVER.... kinda looks like a dude... but i would like to fark her bank account...


This
 
2012-08-04 02:18:13 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

[www.celebrityclipz.com image 720x480]

What is that from, O Good Citizen, so I may.... Consider it aesthetically.


Welcome to the Rileys
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183923/
 
2012-08-04 02:35:44 PM  

cman: Am I the only one who would like to stick their finger up her private area?


This is her O face

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-04 02:38:14 PM  

fearmongert: [media.onsugar.com image 320x320]
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?


it's not that she's ugly, it's that she's an emotionless, expressionless, vapid waste of humanity.

a Real Doll is more lifelike than she is.

but she is hot.
 
2012-08-04 02:47:40 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: cman: Am I the only one who would like to stick their finger up her private area?

This is her O face

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 440x666]


This is her pensive face:

4.bp.blogspot.com

This is her enraged face:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-04 02:50:16 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: macadamnut: Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?

I saw one this morning, what on earth's your point? You ever listen to a 22-year-old "actress" talk?

Go take a look at a young pussy, I think you've forgotten what it looks like. Mid-life senility is setting in. And 41 year women can be hard to listen to as well...


C sections exist for a reason.
 
2012-08-04 02:55:21 PM  
This thread needs more Kristen Stewart Emotional Charts,people!
 
2012-08-04 03:03:39 PM  
I spent $25K at the Kristen Stewart School for the Dramatic Arts, and I can stare blankly into space with the best of 'em.
 
2012-08-04 03:05:27 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I spent $25K at the Kristen Stewart School for the Dramatic Arts, and I can stare blankly into space with the best of 'em.


Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?
 
2012-08-04 03:20:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?


Yes, I did, and my fat suit wearing skills are UNPARALLELED.
 
2012-08-04 03:29:25 PM  
Damn,I love this thread that I'm grinning like Keanu Reeves' Neo.
 
2012-08-04 03:30:04 PM  

Apos: Damn,I love this thread so much that I'm grinning like Keanu Reeves' Neo.




Better.
 
2012-08-04 03:34:04 PM  

Rose McGowan Loveslave: There is not an argument that she is cute, at least from me, but she just seems like a biatch. i do not know why.


I get the same impression. She just has that look, like she would be...unpleasant...to be around, for the most part. But since I dont know her, thats all Ive got to go by.
 
2012-08-04 03:45:44 PM  

Apos: Damn,I love this thread that I'm grinning like Keanu Reeves' Neo.


We gotta do what they did for Agent Smith and leave 'em laughing!

img7.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-04 03:47:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: ecl: All the lip biting was distracting in Snow White.


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And this makes her less hot because...?

Next thing you'll tell me is that she has to poop like the rest of us. OMG that is a huge turn off

Not if she's on top of a glass table.


Ahh the old cold carl
 
2012-08-04 03:53:37 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Rose McGowan Loveslave: There is not an argument that she is cute, at least from me, but she just seems like a biatch. i do not know why.

I get the same impression. She just has that look, like she would be...unpleasant...to be around, for the most part. But since I dont know her, thats all Ive got to go by.


I don't think you have to know her personally to have a good idea of her character.

Let me put it this way: she thought it was entirely appropriate to apologize for her cheating by sending out a goddamn press release.

Who...does that?

She's either insane, stupid, or probably both.
 
2012-08-04 04:07:35 PM  
Zerochance: Sultan Of Herf: Rose McGowan Loveslave: There is not an argument that she is cute, at least from me, but she just seems like a biatch. i do not know why.

I get the same impression. She just has that look, like she would be...unpleasant...to be around, for the most part. But since I dont know her, thats all Ive got to go by.

I don't think you have to know her personally to have a good idea of her character.

Let me put it this way: she thought it was entirely appropriate to apologize for her cheating by sending out a goddamn press release.

Who...does that?

She's either insane, stupid, or probably both.


Oh come on, that's 100% part of the marketing plan for that horrible round of teeny bopper movies. Whats next, thinking Backstreet boys were a garage band that was discovered? That Lady Gaga's shtick is serious?

It's 100% marketing.

That said, she looks like that stoner kids in college that no matter what time of day, what day of the week, you'd find him on the couch smoking a bowl, watching TV, and eating doritos. Later after college he moved on to heroin or meth. She gives me that vibe.
 
2012-08-04 04:14:23 PM  
She's nowhere near the most beautiful young actress I've seen, but I'd disappoint her for multiple seconds and then forget to call the next day. Seriously, she's hot for a regular jackoff, but nowhere even close to Hollywood hot.

/she's as emotive as Data without his emotion chip
//or a Vulcan after the kolinahr.
 
2012-08-04 04:42:29 PM  
My 2 cents:

she strikes as that girl when they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"

which means, she's nasty, and I like nasty... oh yeah, I'd have her shaking like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery...
 
2012-08-04 04:49:15 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Because real actors cost too much?


Zing!
 
2012-08-04 04:52:02 PM  

Charlie Chingas: My 2 cents:

she strikes as that girl when they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"

which means, she's nasty, and I like nasty... oh yeah, I'd have her shaking like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery...


Well, maybe not your dick, but at least your finger could suffice.
 
2012-08-04 04:56:37 PM  

cman: Charlie Chingas: My 2 cents:

she strikes as that girl when they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"

which means, she's nasty, and I like nasty... oh yeah, I'd have her shaking like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery...

Well, maybe not your dick, but at least your finger could suffice.


Now you're talking. I'd give her the Dirty GonzoTM. It's like the Sanchez, but with 30% more Mexican :)
 
2012-08-04 05:04:51 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Zing!


*tips hat*

Cheers!
 
2012-08-04 05:29:47 PM  
Trampire.
 
2012-08-04 05:43:05 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?


Thankfully, no.
 
2012-08-04 05:58:55 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?

Thankfully, no.


I frown upon your shenanigans:

Link

/married to an extremely hot 43 year old
//still tasty
//like a fine wine
 
2012-08-04 06:05:27 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.

You ever see 41 year old pussy?


Well, I looked in your profile, and there aren't any pictures of you...so no, I haven't.

Just this, but I don't think he's 40. Maybe in cat years.

i54.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-04 06:09:21 PM  
Sorry, unless she's radically different when horny, I don't want her.

I picture her as kind of like a dead fish in bed. It's cheaper and more gratifying to hump a pillow and pretend than to have a partner that doesn't participate.
 
2012-08-04 06:31:24 PM  
Is it physically possible for her to open her eyes? She always looks like she's squinting because she can't see or there's a light in her eyes. And the lip biting thing isn't cute, an honest smile might go a long way with losing the frigid / crazy image.
 
2012-08-04 06:47:08 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FirstNationalBastard: Did you follow that up with post-graduate studies at the January Jones Actors Academy?

Yes, I did, and my fat suit wearing skills are UNPARALLELED.


That was the best conversation I've seen on this site in two years.
 
2012-08-04 07:12:59 PM  
Studman69: I've been better looking broads on the way to the etc.

And you won't be banging them, either.
 
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