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(Canoe)   Suddenly every director wants Kristen Stewart in their films. Wonder why?   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 133
    More: Followup, Kristen Stewart, dysfunctional family, Robert Pattinson  
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2012-08-04 09:08:51 AM
Cause she puts out?
 
2012-08-04 09:11:13 AM
Am I the only one who would like to stick their finger up her private area?
 
2012-08-04 09:23:46 AM
Because their dicks aren't going to suck themselves?
 
2012-08-04 09:32:05 AM

cheap_thoughts: Cause she puts out?


Thats obvious.


cman: Am I the only one who would like to stick their finger up her private area?


No, you are not. I appreciate your line of thinking.


FirstNationalBastard: Because their dicks aren't going to suck themselves?


Classic response. Winnah!
 
2012-08-04 09:35:02 AM
I don't understand the hate she gets sometimes, I thought she was gorgeous in Adventureland and she does have a beautiful smile (when she does smile). I'd tap that and maybe tell a friend or two, but no more than two.
 
2012-08-04 09:36:29 AM
Because she's a good partner to have at the card table after work?
 
2012-08-04 09:37:05 AM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I don't understand the hate she gets sometimes


Morose poopface.

Bad actress.
 
2012-08-04 09:38:15 AM

BumpInTheNight: Because she's a good partner to have on the card table after work?


FTFY
 
2012-08-04 09:38:22 AM
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2012-08-04 09:43:13 AM
She was good in The Runaways. And she was appropriately bland townie in Adventureland. I'd hit it.

/That is all.
 
2012-08-04 09:55:23 AM
media.onsugar.com
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?
 
2012-08-04 10:00:20 AM
Because everybody hates Robert Pattinson more?
 
2012-08-04 10:03:44 AM
Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.
 
2012-08-04 10:09:01 AM

fearmongert: [media.onsugar.com image 320x320]
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?


I don't get the hate either. She's cute.

crab66: Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.


Address, please?
 
2012-08-04 10:10:00 AM
Two words: casting couch.
 
2012-08-04 10:10:49 AM
I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.
 
2012-08-04 10:12:19 AM
As long as their target market isn't teenage girls. She is now box office poisen to them.
 
2012-08-04 10:13:14 AM
I heard these ladies in my office lament, "Oh. Poor Robert! To be made a fool of in front of the world." I shot back, "He's a young actor who made movies that teen girls creamed themselves over for years. Now those girls are coming of age. The amount of pussy he will have thrown at him could only be calculated by NASA."

/Those ladies didn't think my assesment was tasteful.
 
2012-08-04 10:16:18 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.


You ever see 41 year old pussy?
 
2012-08-04 10:29:45 AM

fearmongert: [media.onsugar.com image 320x320]
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?


They are still tired from their heavy make out session at Chick Fil A last night and aren't in their proper minds.
 
2012-08-04 10:33:29 AM
She does look like she would be good for porn. If her career had started out that way then that poor guy would not have been so surprised by her tendency to sleep around.
 
2012-08-04 10:41:24 AM

fearmongert: [media.onsugar.com image 320x320]
yeah, that's an UGLY woman...

/what's wrong with you guys?


It's not the outside that's the problem. It's the seeming cavern where a brain, soul, etc. should be that turns me off of her.
 
2012-08-04 10:41:42 AM
KStew? Was that a thing before Will Ferrell went on Conan the other day?
 
2012-08-04 10:45:25 AM

strangeguitar: I heard these ladies in my office lament, "Oh. Poor Robert! To be made a fool of in front of the world." I shot back, "He's a young actor who made movies that teen girls creamed themselves over for years. Now those girls are coming of age. The amount of pussy he will have thrown at him could only be calculated by NASA."

/Those ladies didn't think my assesment was tasteful.


I tip my hat, you sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

/and you came close to owing me a new Crackberry
 
2012-08-04 10:46:38 AM
She reminds me of a malnourished bus station hooker. If you're into that sort of thing.
 
2012-08-04 10:51:56 AM

crab66: Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.


No you haven't...
 
2012-08-04 10:55:19 AM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: KStew? Was that a thing before Will Ferrell went on Conan the other day?


25.media.tumblr.com
"There's still plenty of use for her. Now you take her home, throw her on a bed, add some music...Baby, you've got a Kstew going."
/don't even need to roofie her first, that's savings baby
 
2012-08-04 10:57:01 AM
The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

In my single days, if I'd woken up next to a girl that looks exactly like her, I'd have definitely called it a good night.
 
2012-08-04 10:58:41 AM
She's hot and a very good actress when she's in a film that requires her to actually act.
 
2012-08-04 11:03:46 AM

consider this: She's hot and a very good actress when she's in a film that requires her to actually act.


Hot? She's gorgeous!
 
2012-08-04 11:05:46 AM
Because she was in a movie series that made billions of dollars, and they think that because she was in a movie series that made billions of dollars, she must have been the reason that it made billions of dollars. Then they're surprised that their film didn't make its money back.
 
2012-08-04 11:12:43 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I don't understand. He ate *her* out, she didn't suck *him* off. What's in it for the directors? unless they're chicks.


I dunno....I get great pleasure dining out at the "Y". But of course that's usually followed
by other sexy delights. YMMV.
 
2012-08-04 11:17:08 AM

wildstarr: crab66: Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.

No you haven't...


I have.

She is a 7 on a good day.
 
2012-08-04 11:24:09 AM
Sorry, I've said it before and I'll say it again, she has a bad case of "derp face". It's .. off putting, I'd still do her on a bet but don't bet on it.
 
2012-08-04 11:24:28 AM
The obvious holds no wonder,subby....
 
2012-08-04 11:34:49 AM

FabulousFreep: Sorry, I've said it before and I'll say it again, she has a bad case of "derp face". It's .. off putting, I'd still do her on a bet but don't bet on it.


Back off man, shes obviously had a stroke.
 
2012-08-04 11:34:51 AM

crab66: Seen hotter chicks in Walmart.




shoeblogs.com
 
2012-08-04 11:36:25 AM
cdn03.cdn.justjaredjr.com

Which one is the fairest of them all?
 
2012-08-04 11:37:50 AM

Mawson of the Antarctic: I don't understand the hate she gets sometimes, I thought she was gorgeous in Adventureland and she does have a beautiful smile (when she does smile). I'd tap that and maybe tell a friend or two, but no more than two.


She can't act. But really it's more than that. There are a ton of actresses out there who can't act either but for whatever reason, they are bubbly, passionate or so over the top bad, they are still fun to watch despite their lack of talent. Stewart is just boring. Mind numbingly so. A corpse could bring more life to a scene than her. And she does this for every role she has played.
 
2012-08-04 11:39:17 AM
Worst actress EVER.... kinda looks like a dude... but i would like to fark her bank account...
 
ecl
2012-08-04 11:42:00 AM
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2012-08-04 11:42:22 AM

Icetech3: Worst actress EVER.... kinda looks like a dude... but i would like to fark her bank account...


Yeah, I'd like to give her ATM, too.
 
ecl
2012-08-04 11:50:09 AM
All the lip biting was distracting in Snow White.


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2012-08-04 11:51:39 AM

ecl: All the lip biting was distracting in Snow White.


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And this makes her less hot because...?

Next thing you'll tell me is that she has to poop like the rest of us. OMG that is a huge turn off
 
2012-08-04 11:53:22 AM
She fixes the cable?
 
2012-08-04 11:53:24 AM
She is okay, but she doesn't really do it for me. Granted, the fact that she looks similar to my buddy's ex wife who is a mega psychotic super biatch might have something to do with it.
 
2012-08-04 11:55:03 AM

Zerochance: The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

In my single days, if I'd woken up next to a girl that looks exactly like her, I'd have definitely called it a good night.


internet/movie hot Vs reality hot. Yes I would nail a girl who looked like Kristen Stewart gladly and brag about it afterwards. But there are dozens of better looking actresses who can actually do a little acting.
 
2012-08-04 11:55:48 AM
There is not an argument that she is cute, at least from me, but she just seems like a biatch. i do not know why.
 
2012-08-04 11:56:40 AM

cman: ecl: All the lip biting was distracting in Snow White.


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And this makes her less hot because...?

Next thing you'll tell me is that she has to poop like the rest of us. OMG that is a huge turn off


Not if she's on top of a glass table.
 
ecl
2012-08-04 11:57:41 AM

cman: ecl: All the lip biting was distracting in Snow White.


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[www.womansday.com image 628x371]

[www.examiner.com image 222x283]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 416x600]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 526x607]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x265]

And this makes her less hot because...?

Next thing you'll tell me is that she has to poop like the rest of us. OMG that is a huge turn off


You really are a f*cking idiot.
 
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