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(AZCentral)   Remember that one time when you were in charge of the Chris Farley Foundation? That was awesome   (azcentral.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-04 05:18:09 AM  
Such a funny mouth ended up dribbling white foam over a bloated corpse.
 
2012-08-04 05:28:07 AM  
But funding for the foundation has been declining because of tighter school budgets and fewer grants

....so now the foundation will be living in a van down by the river.
 
2012-08-04 05:55:24 AM  
So what? Did you guys see the Jenifer Anniston sans bra?
 
2012-08-04 05:59:45 AM  
Farley tells the Wisconsin State Journal (http://bit.ly/OmeW7w) that he was able to use his brother's stardom to produce a message that resonated with children.

But funding for the foundation has been declining because no one remembers Chris Farley. of tighter school budgets and fewer grants.
 
2012-08-04 06:49:26 AM  

Crudbucket: Farley tells the Wisconsin State Journal (http://bit.ly/OmeW7w) that he was able to use his brother's stardom to produce a message that resonated with children.

But funding for the foundation has been declining because no one remembers Chris Farley. of tighter school budgets and fewer grants.


Sadly, that's probably close to the mark. He's been dead for 15 years. He actually died the week Titanic came out, and kids in high school think that's a "classic" movie. They wouldn't remember it at all if DiCaprio wasn't still in the news banging every hot supermodel he points his dick at.

And while "Tommy Boy" is still one of my favorites, Farley didn't exactly leave a legacy of important work behind him.
 
2012-08-04 07:11:01 AM  

Lsherm: And while "Tommy Boy" is still one of my favorites, Farley didn't exactly leave a legacy of important work behind him.


Neither did JFK, but the guy still gets a shiatload of props.
 
2012-08-04 07:55:09 AM  

Crudbucket: Farley tells the Wisconsin State Journal (http://bit.ly/OmeW7w) that he was able to use his brother's stardom to produce a message that resonated with children.

But funding for the foundation has been declining because of Scott Walker no one remembers Chris Farley. of tighter school budgets and fewer grants.

 
2012-08-04 07:56:39 AM  

puffy999: Lsherm: And while "Tommy Boy" is still one of my favorites, Farley didn't exactly leave a legacy of important work behind him.

Neither did JFK, but the guy still gets a shiatload of props.


Dude banged Marilyn Monroe. That's a pretty awesome accomplishment.

/see also: Cuban Missle Crisis
 
2012-08-04 08:35:33 AM  
Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.
 
2012-08-04 09:00:04 AM  

Infobahn: Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.


His lookalike brother is still getting work in Sandler films, but I'm guessing this model of business has tapped itself out. It probably only supported that one brother.
 
2012-08-04 09:12:37 AM  
This doesn't bode well for my Charles Rocket Suicide Prevention program.
 
2012-08-04 09:16:33 AM  

Infobahn: Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.


Exactly. I'll state the obvious for them: This is clearly a case of schools not being able or willing to pay brother Tom what he demands as a paid presenter for the foundation.

In other words, "I'd love to honor Chris' memory by helping to save others, but only if I can make a sweet buck doing it."
 
2012-08-04 09:21:33 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Did you guys see the Jenifer Anniston sans bra?


Past it's freshness date.
 
2012-08-04 09:35:51 AM  

Lsherm: Infobahn: Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.

His lookalike brother is still getting work in Sandler films, but I'm guessing this model of business has tapped itself out. It probably only supported that one brother.


They kinda burned their bridges for getting external support when one of them came out as a raging Republican.
 
2012-08-04 09:58:23 AM  

Skarekrough: Lsherm: Infobahn: Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.

His lookalike brother is still getting work in Sandler films, but I'm guessing this model of business has tapped itself out. It probably only supported that one brother.

They kinda burned their bridges for getting external support when one of them came out as a raging Republican.


Yeah, that's a terrible position to take in Wisconsin.
 
2012-08-04 11:08:12 AM  

Lsherm: And while "Tommy Boy" is still one of my favorites, Farley didn't exactly leave a legacy of important work behind him.


Black Sheep is still my favorite. Especially due to the giant rock gag that was looming over the whole movie until it finally happened XD
 
2012-08-04 11:53:02 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Such a funny mouth ended up dribbling white foam over a bloated corpse.


came here for the Such a funny mouth ended up dribbling white foam over a bloated corpse leaving perplexed!
 
2012-08-04 12:24:47 PM  

rocky_howard: Lsherm: And while "Tommy Boy" is still one of my favorites, Farley didn't exactly leave a legacy of important work behind him.

Black Sheep is still my favorite. Especially due to the giant rock gag that was looming over the whole movie until it finally happened XD


One of my biggest guilty pleasures is Beverly Hills Ninja. It's so bad, but for some reason I still find it hilarious.

"Only when I cease to breathe will I be dead, Tanley!"
 
2012-08-04 12:37:20 PM  
Maybe they should start the Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze Dance School.

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It's so sad that they're both dead.
 
2012-08-04 12:49:11 PM  

Skarekrough: Lsherm: Infobahn: Too bad Chris Farley didn't have rich friends who could support this in his memory, or something.

His lookalike brother is still getting work in Sandler films, but I'm guessing this model of business has tapped itself out. It probably only supported that one brother.

They kinda burned their bridges for getting external support when one of them came out as a raging Republican.


Yea. Because being against Bullying and Substance Abuse while being a Republican is a bad thing.
 
2012-08-04 03:48:57 PM  

CarnySaur: This doesn't bode well for my Charles Rocket Suicide Prevention program.


+1 for you!
 
2012-08-04 05:36:04 PM  
"Tom Farley would travel to schools, delivering anywhere from a one-hour presentation to a day-long workshop."

Sounds exactly like he lives in a van down by the river.
 
2012-08-04 08:06:28 PM  
I went to summer camp (7 weeks straight) with Chris Farley. He was a great wrestler and he acted in the camp's "Skit Night". He was hilarious even as a teenager.
 
2012-08-05 02:38:33 AM  
His interview with McCartney is still one of my favorite SNL moments.
 
2012-08-05 10:02:21 AM  
"I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box."

- David Sapde on why he couldn't attend his best friends funeral.
 
2012-08-05 10:49:37 AM  

Cooper420: "I just couldn't have gone into a room where Chris was in a box."

- David Sapde on why he couldn't attend his best friends funeral.


That is a legitimate reason
 
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