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(The Ledger)   Son, a cigar wrapper full of weed on the console of your truck and a dead alligator in your tool box is no way to go through life. And if your last name is Stoner, you're just askin' for an arrestin'   (theledger.com) divider line 19
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2012-08-04 06:09:31 AM  
FTFA: Jessie Stoner, 20, and Christopher Walling, 22, both of Winter Haven, were pulled over about 1:20 a.m.

Detectives tried to get more details but the pair was Stoner Walling.
 
2012-08-04 06:57:02 AM  
He was just having a yabba gabba gay old time!
 
2012-08-04 07:11:18 AM  
2 men and a blunt.
 
2012-08-04 08:34:16 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Jessie Stoner, 20, and Christopher Walling, 22, both of Winter Haven, were pulled over about 1:20 a.m.

Detectives tried to get more details but the pair was Stoner Walling.


You, sir, have a fine, taught monster of a jib, and I likes it.
 
2012-08-04 09:05:20 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Jessie Stoner, 20, and Christopher Walling, 22, both of Winter Haven, were pulled over about 1:20 a.m.

Detectives tried to get more details but the pair was Stoner Walling.


Done/1
 
2012-08-04 09:19:40 AM  
This is the quintissential Florida tag headline.
 
2012-08-04 09:25:57 AM  
Weed and alligators are the least of his problems. Living in floriduh is not the way to go through life.
 
2012-08-04 10:03:15 AM  
us8.memecdn.com
 
2012-08-04 10:28:02 AM  
Florida is Americas asshole magnet.
 
2012-08-04 10:37:38 AM  
Would beg to differ:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-04 11:21:33 AM  
Finally, Stoner admitted, "Okay, I was using the alligator for a bong."
 
2012-08-04 11:31:28 AM  
He sounds like my connection from highschool, got arrested once on his way to my 18th or 19th birthday... took the cops on a slow speed chase while he ate his stash, blunt roach that he had just smoked in the car included.

/Worked, all he got was community service.

azxj: Would beg to differ:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x500]


Boo! Today is such a perfect day for riding. Why don't I make enough money for my beemer!?
 
2012-08-04 11:53:08 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-04 12:25:27 PM  
Maybe Stoner didn't know you could just buy a roach clip without fashioning one out of a dead alligator.
 
2012-08-04 01:23:09 PM  
Live roach and dead gator.
 
2012-08-04 02:40:22 PM  
Why not?
 
2012-08-04 06:13:53 PM  

SharkTrager: Why not?



Going through life while enjoying safer intoxicants is bad for you, son. Just imagine how much havoc you can create with a whole cigar wrapper full of weed. Also, the dead alligator in the back. Can you say poacher? What you assume is a harmless kid with some weed crumbs is really a psycho junkie kingpin, taking out the local gator population willy nilly whilst delirious off that marijuana.You assholes always talk about marijuana like its okay to smoke. Psssh. Wake up stoners.
 
2012-08-04 06:34:43 PM  

D_Evans45: SharkTrager: Why not?


Going through life while enjoying safer intoxicants is bad for you, son. Just imagine how much havoc you can create with a whole cigar wrapper full of weed. Also, the dead alligator in the back. Can you say poacher? What you assume is a harmless kid with some weed crumbs is really a psycho junkie kingpin, taking out the local gator population willy nilly whilst delirious off that marijuana.You assholes always talk about marijuana like its okay to smoke. Psssh. Wake up stoners.


We totally need a movie based on this.
 
2012-08-04 07:47:28 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: D_Evans45: SharkTrager: Why not?


Going through life while enjoying safer intoxicants is bad for you, son. Just imagine how much havoc you can create with a whole cigar wrapper full of weed. Also, the dead alligator in the back. Can you say poacher? What you assume is a harmless kid with some weed crumbs is really a psycho junkie kingpin, taking out the local gator population willy nilly whilst delirious off that marijuana.You assholes always talk about marijuana like its okay to smoke. Psssh. Wake up stoners.

We totally need a movie based on this.


Alert Broken Lizard immediately!
 
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