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2012-08-03 08:00:45 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

We can safely surmise that he was neither stylin' nor profilin'.
 
2012-08-03 08:28:03 PM  
If it was Judge George H. Wu of the federal central district court of Los Angeles, it is permitted.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-03 08:38:28 PM  
What if you have that thing on your exhaust that goes "WOOOOOOOO"?
 
2012-08-03 08:40:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [i210.photobucket.com image 600x450]

We can safely surmise that he was neither stylin' nor profilin'.


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Nor did he take care, or spike his hair.
 
2012-08-03 08:42:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Nor did he take care, or spike his hair.


*lowers his head mournfully*
 
2012-08-03 08:43:37 PM  
So it is not illegal to do stupid things? I really hope this is true.
 
2012-08-03 08:44:16 PM  
Now.

Doh!
 
2012-08-03 08:47:38 PM  
What a complete waste of time and resources

/stupid is as stupid does
 
2012-08-03 08:57:55 PM  
That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.
 
2012-08-03 09:00:46 PM  

Lorelle: That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-03 09:09:11 PM  
They sposed to be up cookin' brefest or somethin
 
2012-08-03 09:09:19 PM  
www.adiumxtras.com
 
2012-08-03 09:09:36 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Slab Bulkhead does. He even has a good reason for sleeping with Santa's daughter.
 
2012-08-03 09:10:40 PM  
Was glad the thread opened with Ric Flair as it should Woooooo!
 
2012-08-03 09:10:40 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a complete waste of time and resources

/stupid is as stupid does


For the most part I agree...until I got to the part about startling the bicyclist.
 
2012-08-03 09:13:00 PM  
www.arthursbookshelf.com
 
2012-08-03 09:13:00 PM  
He's got a dyslexic brother who was shouting, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!"
 
2012-08-03 09:13:18 PM  
Okay, if I can't woo, I'll go back to racial slurs shouted at windows. That's right blacks, I'm driving down your streets shouting "Cracker!"
 
2012-08-03 09:14:49 PM  
Free speech b*tch. I can yell WOO if I want to.

WOO!
 
2012-08-03 09:15:34 PM  
Fields told officers he was simply "being stupid for no reason."

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is why this ticket was totally warranted, completely justified, and should be issued to dolts like this as often as possible.

Stupid should have consequences.
 
2012-08-03 09:15:53 PM  
 
2012-08-03 09:16:18 PM  

hogans: [25.media.tumblr.com image 342x220]

Slab Bulkhead does. He even has a good reason for sleeping with Santa's daughter.


Did the Packers win the super bowl?
WOOOOOOO PACKERS!
 
2012-08-03 09:17:05 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-03 09:17:23 PM  

revrendjim: What if you have that thing on your exhaust that goes "WOOOOOOOO"?


Those are banned in a lot of places, too.
 
2012-08-03 09:17:54 PM  
It was just air escaping from the folds of his fat.
 
2012-08-03 09:18:11 PM  
"several people were disturbed over his disturbing behavior."

I am laughing over this laughable line.
 
2012-08-03 09:18:41 PM  

Digitalstrange: Was glad the thread opened with Ric Flair as it should Woooooo!


3.bp.blogspot.com

No, that was just air escaping from the folds of his fat.
*pushes against Bender's fat* Woo!
 
2012-08-03 09:18:51 PM  
www.abload.de


WOOOOO
 
2012-08-03 09:19:17 PM  

DayeOfJustice: It was just air escaping from the folds of his fat.


www.abload.de
 
2012-08-03 09:20:05 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

But he just said "wooooo!"
 
2012-08-03 09:20:10 PM  
grumble grumble grumble
 
2012-08-03 09:20:52 PM  
img849.imageshack.us

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-08-03 09:20:53 PM  

hogans: Slab Bulkhead does. He even has a good reason for sleeping with Santa's daughter.


Debbie Reynolds?

/OY!
 
2012-08-03 09:21:31 PM  
Hey, has anybody posted this yet?

www.abload.de
 
2012-08-03 09:21:31 PM  
Jeffrey Osborne approves.

//too obscure?
 
2012-08-03 09:21:52 PM  

www.ludicer.it

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!

 
2012-08-03 09:22:00 PM  

Rye_: "several people were disturbed over his disturbing behavior."

I am laughing over this laughable line.


I am puzzled by your puzzling post.
 
2012-08-03 09:22:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, has anybody posted this yet?


Oh, you mean this?

img849.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 09:23:29 PM  

Lorelle: That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.


Nothing is more annoying than those commercials. I hear the first two notes of their piano intro and I can't get to the volume on the radio fast enough. Those commercials make me want to run over children in my car, back up and do it again, and then get out and beat their dead corpses while setting my car on fire for insurance purposes.
 
2012-08-03 09:24:31 PM  
woooo!
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
wooooooooo! wooooooooo!
wwooooo! wooooooo! wooooooooo!
 
2012-08-03 09:25:19 PM  
tbohiphop.net


It's disrespectful to omit the HAH at the end
 
2012-08-03 09:26:25 PM  

One Bad Apple: tbohiphop.net


It's disrespectful to omit the HAH at the end


You are now my favorite person in the world for the next hour for WOO-HAH-ing the thread.

Thank you.
 
2012-08-03 09:27:29 PM  
Poets, priests and politicians have words to thank for their positions.
 
2012-08-03 09:27:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: tbohiphop.net


It's disrespectful to omit the HAH at the end

You are now my favorite person in the world for the next hour for WOO-HAH-ing the thread.

Thank you.


You're WHOO-HAH elcome
 
2012-08-03 09:29:27 PM  
img849.imageshack.us

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2012-08-03 09:32:03 PM  
img0.liveinternet.ru

Bite my shiny metal WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-08-03 09:32:15 PM  
When yelling woo is outlawed, only outlaws will yell woo.
 
2012-08-03 09:35:07 PM  

Great Janitor: Okay, if I can't woo, I'll go back to racial slurs shouted at windows. That's right blacks, I'm driving down your streets shouting "Cracker!"


A few days ago I was taking a morning walk with my sister and her husband (both very white) and my wife of 15 years (a not so white asian) when a couple of young fellers zipped by on their bikes. The trailing one shouted a loud and guttural "whoooghh!" with his face toward us as he went by. For a moment I thought he was just practicing "being stupid for no good reason" but then I remembered that my wife had suffered similar attention in years past as a college student. Had I been alone [it wouldn't have happened, but...], I'd have turned around and pulled the bastard off his bike by his collar an kicked him into the woods.

/ITG, sure. Mess with my wife, RLTG, even if I get pounded for it.
 
2012-08-03 09:41:34 PM  
For great entertainment, watch a stoner call a judge "dude".
 
2012-08-03 09:46:51 PM  
Wooooo...... Fish!
 
2012-08-03 09:48:13 PM  
"He broke both of Woo's arms, all while shouting 'Wooooo!'"
"Happy coincidence."
 
2012-08-03 09:53:15 PM  
These laws are a response from homeopath legislators to James Randi.
 
2012-08-03 09:58:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.comguyism.com
 
2012-08-03 10:00:18 PM  
Ron White once counted to Woooooo
 
2012-08-03 10:23:57 PM  
www.askactor.com

/wooowooo woo woo woooo
 
2012-08-03 10:31:06 PM  
images.buddytv.com
 
2012-08-03 10:35:22 PM  

LaughingRadish: For great entertainment, watch a stoner call a judge "dude".


There was a great episode of COPS where the guy couldn't stop calling the cop "dude."

Cop: "It's Officer. I'm not your dude."
Stoner: [sincerely] "Sorry, dude."
 
2012-08-03 10:43:08 PM  

RadioAaron: hogans: Slab Bulkhead does. He even has a good reason for sleeping with Santa's daughter.

Debbie Reynolds?

/OY!


Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God!
 
2012-08-03 10:49:14 PM  
"being stupid for no reason"

Sweet, merciful crap, tell me that's a real crime. Don't toy with me, man!
 
2012-08-03 10:50:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: LaughingRadish: For great entertainment, watch a stoner call a judge "dude".

There was a great episode of COPS where the guy couldn't stop calling the cop "dude."

Cop: "It's Officer. I'm not your dude."
Stoner: [sincerely] "Sorry, dude."


I think he was calling him "papi" over and over..And that REALLY was ticking off the cop..

Ya..That cop was a total douche..I remember it was New Jersey and he was, maybe, a county officer..
He appeared in a couple of episodes..I don't care if you have a badge, I'm not calling you "sir" or
giving you any more respect than any other person I don't know.

/not an internet tough guy..
//really..
 
2012-08-03 10:52:10 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-03 10:53:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, has anybody posted this yet?

Oh, you mean this?

[img849.imageshack.us image 500x371]


No, this:

img849.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 10:54:14 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Gyrfalcon: LaughingRadish: For great entertainment, watch a stoner call a judge "dude".

There was a great episode of COPS where the guy couldn't stop calling the cop "dude."

Cop: "It's Officer. I'm not your dude."
Stoner: [sincerely] "Sorry, dude."

I think he was calling him "papi" over and over..And that REALLY was ticking off the cop..

Ya..That cop was a total douche..I remember it was New Jersey and he was, maybe, a county officer..
He appeared in a couple of episodes..I don't care if you have a badge, I'm not calling you "sir" or
giving you any more respect than any other person I don't know.

/not an internet tough guy..
//really..


No, I remember the "papi" one too. Maybe this was "Campus PD". Nothing makes me warm&fuzzy like watching dick cops harass even more dickish drunk college students.
 
2012-08-03 10:54:15 PM  

RatOmeter: Great Janitor: Okay, if I can't woo, I'll go back to racial slurs shouted at windows. That's right blacks, I'm driving down your streets shouting "Cracker!"

A few days ago I was taking a morning walk with my sister and her husband (both very white) and my wife of 15 years (a not so white asian) when a couple of young fellers zipped by on their bikes. The trailing one shouted a loud and guttural "whoooghh!" with his face toward us as he went by. For a moment I thought he was just practicing "being stupid for no good reason" but then I remembered that my wife had suffered similar attention in years past as a college student. Had I been alone [it wouldn't have happened, but...], I'd have turned around and pulled the bastard off his bike by his collar an kicked him into the woods.

/ITG, sure. Mess with my wife, RLTG, even if I get pounded for it.


We need graphic evidence to properly picture the scene in our minds.
 
2012-08-03 10:58:50 PM  
My SO is from LA, Mobile area. I don't think she has much use for my protection.
 
2012-08-03 11:18:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lorelle: That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-03 11:21:24 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/woooo!
//hot
 
2012-08-03 11:21:33 PM  
Maybe he needs to get his head checked...by a jumbo jet.
It won't be easy, but nothing is.

Whoohooo!!!!
 
2012-08-03 11:24:55 PM  
Deshawn?

I am guessing he votes Democrat, if he is capable of voting. Unlikely.
 
2012-08-03 11:25:57 PM  
img849.imageshack.us

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-08-03 11:26:57 PM  
www.best-cultmovies.com

Wu?
 
2012-08-03 11:30:21 PM  

skinink: He's got a dyslexic brother who was shouting, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!"


hahaha....I like your humor
 
2012-08-03 11:39:50 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: "He broke both of Woo's arms, all while shouting 'Wooooo!'"
"Happy coincidence."



Leaving satisfied!

/just watched that again tonight
 
2012-08-03 11:45:29 PM  
i567.photobucket.com

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
 
2012-08-03 11:51:29 PM  
img641.imageshack.us

MOOOOOOOOOO¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
 
2012-08-03 11:52:55 PM  
RIC FLAIR THREAD! XD

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 12:00:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lorelle: That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


The Kars4KIDS commercial is so awesome in its ability to annoy people that I made it my ring tone.

/ Sat 1 seat behind to Ronnie Woo Woo at Wrigley once. I always thought he harmlessly contributed to the wrigley atmosphere until that day. Now I want to kill him on sight.
 
2012-08-04 12:00:56 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-08-04 12:03:49 AM  
Fields told officers he was simply "being stupid for no reason." He apologized for his behavior and promised not to do it again.

Fields was issued an infraction for creating a public disturbance with a summons date of Aug. 3.



Rule #1: Never apologize to a cop. It is tantamount to admitting guilt and it won't get you out of a ticket unless the cop is in a really good mood. And the cop won't be in a good mood if you almost made a bicyclist crash by being a douche.
 
2012-08-04 12:05:36 AM  
I see the bases here have been covered, so I'll be exiting quieWOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-08-04 12:13:20 AM  
Maybe he was just exercising his 1st amendment rights?
 
2012-08-04 12:14:37 AM  
Is this the new 'chimp-out'?

Because ya know it sounds like the new 'chimp-out'.

chimp-out
 
2012-08-04 12:35:36 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/Hot, like a Ric Flair alimony payment.
 
2012-08-04 12:44:06 AM  
Is being Ronnie Coleman an excuse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpMit8SpqRA

/of course it is
 
2012-08-04 01:25:28 AM  
What the Fark kinda name is Deshawn? Get a real name.
 
2012-08-04 02:42:21 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [i210.photobucket.com image 600x450]

We can safely surmise that he was neither stylin' nor profilin'.


Done in one.
 
2012-08-04 02:51:48 AM  
Mean WOOOOOOOOOO Gene.
 
2012-08-04 03:05:51 AM  
A member of The International Order of Friendly Sons of the Raccoons perhaps?

http://www.hark.com/clips/mntbgptzbj-gentlemen-the-traditional-raccoo n -salute
 
2012-08-04 03:26:25 AM  
img.docstoccdn.com
 
2012-08-04 04:09:26 AM  
Can't believe nobody mentioned "pitching woo" after all this nonsense.
 
2012-08-04 04:13:09 AM  
www.lesterspeight.com
Approves.
 
2012-08-04 04:16:30 AM  

Buffet: What the Fark kinda name is Deshawn? Get a real name.


Proof from D12 was named that
 
2012-08-04 07:38:13 AM  
Surprised no one else noticed, "According to the report, "several people were disturbed over his disturbing behavior.""

LOLWUT
 
2012-08-04 08:51:22 AM  
I have good friend that has done this to me several times. Usually it is after she has had a few drinks, but not always. I will be driving along and all the sudden her head is out the window and a very loud "WOOOO" is yelled at people. I hate it. I won't take her anywhere in my Jeep with the top down, it is like a big invitation for her to "WOOO" at everyone.
 
2012-08-04 09:21:01 AM  

Walker: Free speech b*tch. I can yell WOO if I want to.

WOO!


WOOOO!
 
2012-08-04 10:35:27 AM  
WOOOOOOOOOOO

i296.photobucket.com


PIG SOOIE!
 
2012-08-04 11:58:15 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

/at least im house broken
 
2012-08-04 01:01:20 PM  
Best "done in one" I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-04 02:07:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lorelle: That stupid commercial featuring people holding up dogs and fish and saying, "WOOOO!" is really annoying. It's almost as annoying as 1-877-KARS 4 KIDS radio commercials.

25.media.tumblr.com


HAHAHAHAHAH


saintstryfe: cdn.ebaumsworld.com


hundreddollarman: 1.bp.blogspot.com



Captain Steroid: RIC FLAIR THREAD! XD

i1182.photobucket.com


Damn skippy! Dirtiest player in the game, mammajammas!


PC LOAD LETTER: No, this:

img849.imageshack.us


Wait, what about this:

img849.imageshack.us

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The All-Powerful Atheismo: i567.photobucket.com

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!



Okay, THAT made me laugh like a goof!


Luminiferous Aether: I see the bases here have been covered, so I'll be exiting quieWOOOOOOOO!


The door is over thWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


RaheemJFunksteady: Done in one.


twiztedjustin: Best "done in one" I've ever seen.


Digitalstrange: Was glad the thread opened with Ric Flair as it should Woooooo!


*tips hat*

Heh, cheers, folks!
 
2012-08-04 03:23:59 PM  
slurmed.com
WOOO!
 
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