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(AP)   To hunt down Joseph Kony, the U.S. is dispatching drones to Africa that can see right through jungle. Proving again that trimmed bush is easier to manage   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 78
    More: Interesting, Kony, U.S., Central African Republic, South Sudan, Lake Victoria, Museveni, Ugandans  
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2012-08-03 08:30:36 PM
Oh shiat.....am I going to have to leave Facebook for a few weeks?
 
2012-08-03 08:31:08 PM
Not to mention more attractive in terms of exploiting the mineral resources...wait, I think I took this the wrong way.
 
2012-08-03 08:31:46 PM
We find.
 
2012-08-03 08:32:20 PM

King_Web: Not to mention more attractive in terms of exploiting the mineral resources...wait, I think I took this the wrong way.


If you were plowing through the mud looking for minerals, yes, you did. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-08-03 08:33:36 PM
Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?
 
2012-08-03 08:35:15 PM
I wonder how difficult it is for the drones to find their landing strips.
 
2012-08-03 08:35:22 PM

BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?


Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.
 
2012-08-03 08:35:39 PM

BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?


Um,
 
2012-08-03 08:36:50 PM
Anytime
 
2012-08-03 08:36:51 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.


How do you know there isn't one there already?/
 
2012-08-03 08:37:19 PM
Drones in the jungle?

I've heard they're gonna bring Joseph Kony to his sha na na na na na na na na na knees, knees.

/They've got fun and games
 
2012-08-03 08:37:26 PM

One Bad Apple: Anytime


*said hovering*

;)
 
2012-08-03 08:38:05 PM

Indubitably: One Bad Apple: Anytime

*said hovering*

;)


And blurred out
 
2012-08-03 08:41:08 PM
Don't they have any left over Agent Orange? That was a pretty good chemical weapon, er,"defoliant" for cutting through jungles.
 
2012-08-03 08:41:13 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.


We have to find him first. Hence the see-thru drones.

If anyone deserves extrajudicial killing, it's Kony. He makes Hitler and Stalin seem like mildly annoyed bureaucrats.
 
2012-08-03 08:41:36 PM

One Bad Apple: Indubitably: One Bad Apple: Anytime

*said hovering*

;)

And blurred out


Thank you. 95% of people never want to see me naked, man.
 
2012-08-03 08:42:12 PM

cleveoh: Don't they have any left over Agent Orange? That was a pretty good chemical weapon, er,"defoliant" for cutting through jungles.


*space*
 
2012-08-03 08:42:48 PM

Indubitably:

Thank you. 95% of people never want to see me naked, man.


Is 5% of the population blind ?
 
2012-08-03 08:42:52 PM
One of the things I have to do to suspend disbelief in order to enjoy Falling Skies is to imagine that a horde of heat-and-noise-generating humans that has to travel by road and must search out resources in urbanized areas can elude a very technologically-advanced race that dominates the skies and space. The fact that we humans can already deploy things like jungle-penetrating drones is why.
 
2012-08-03 08:43:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

We have to find him first. Hence the see-thru drones.

If anyone deserves extrajudicial killing, it's Kony. He makes Hitler and Stalin seem like mildly annoyed bureaucrats.



We get it. Kony is black.
 
2012-08-03 08:43:43 PM
why are we involved in ugandan civil war? is there anywhere our writ doesn't reach at this point? alpha centauri perhaps. no?
 
2012-08-03 08:43:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

We have to find him first. Hence the see-thru drones.

If anyone deserves extrajudicial killing, it's Kony. He makes Hitler and Stalin seem like mildly annoyed bureaucrats.


Really, he's worse than two guys with body counts in the tens of millions?
 
2012-08-03 08:44:00 PM
Oh PUHleeze. All they have to do is locate him and Obama will unleash a drone. Like Zeus and his lightning bolts.
 
2012-08-03 08:44:37 PM

One Bad Apple: Indubitably:

Thank you. 95% of people never want to see me naked, man.

Is 5% of the population blind ?


No, just horny enough. ;)
 
2012-08-03 08:44:45 PM

baronbloodbath: Drones in the jungle?

I've heard they're gonna bring Joseph Kony to his sha na na na na na na na na na knees, knees.

/They've got fun and games


Was that two too many nas? I could be wrong...

/You're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee
 
2012-08-03 08:45:02 PM

LordPistachio: Gyrfalcon: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

We have to find him first. Hence the see-thru drones.

If anyone deserves extrajudicial killing, it's Kony. He makes Hitler and Stalin seem like mildly annoyed bureaucrats.

Really, he's worse than two guys with body counts in the tens of millions?


Know how I know you weren't on Facebook six or so months ago?
 
2012-08-03 08:45:39 PM
LordPistachio: Really, he's worse than two guys with body counts in the tens of millions?

Well, Hitler and Stalin didn't give 6 year olds AK-47s and force them to shoot their parents in the head as a right of passage.

I guess that makes them a little morally superior.
 
2012-08-03 08:47:15 PM
four more wars
four more wars
 
2012-08-03 08:47:59 PM

One Bad Apple: Anytime



They're not just in the jungle....they are the jungle.
 
2012-08-03 08:48:56 PM
QFT, subby

If you want us down there ladies, tidy it up a bit.
Get (NSFW) help if you need it, but just do it.
 
2012-08-03 08:49:00 PM
radarlove: One Bad Apple: Anytime


They're not just in the jungle....they are the jungle.


Oh God, I'm having Flashbacks to Da Nang.

THERE'S CHARLIE IN THE TREES!
 
2012-08-03 08:51:36 PM

relcec: why are we involved in ugandan civil war? is there anywhere our writ doesn't reach at this point? alpha centauri perhaps. no?


That's what Clinton said, over a million died. By hacking, with a machete. Feel better? Who was president when the Khmer Rouge killed millions with hoes to the backs of necks? That would be Carter.

Left wingers need to be swept into the dust bin of history. They only spew failed BS.
 
2012-08-03 08:54:57 PM

LordPistachio: Gyrfalcon: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

We have to find him first. Hence the see-thru drones.

If anyone deserves extrajudicial killing, it's Kony. He makes Hitler and Stalin seem like mildly annoyed bureaucrats.

Really, he's worse than two guys with body counts in the tens of millions?


I hope you're kidding.

Kony is the one who's been doing things like: murdering entire villages by cutting off tits, dicks and legs and letting people bleed to death; forcing little boys to rape their mothers, selling little girls into sex slavery to finance his "army", eating pygmies and babies because jeezus, and in general being the worst human being on the planet. And the LRA has been around for almost 30 years, so I'm sure the body count is pretty high.

No, he's way worse than Hitler or Stalin ever thought of being. He's as if Jeffrey Dahmer had been a world leader and had an army of followers just like him.
 
2012-08-03 08:55:33 PM
First of all, he only kills Ugandans.
Secondly, they don't have oil.
Who cares.
 
2012-08-03 08:55:35 PM

One Bad Apple: Anytime


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 08:57:29 PM

BronyMedic: radarlove: One Bad Apple: Anytime


They're not just in the jungle....they are the jungle.

Oh God, I'm having Flashbacks to Da Nang.

THERE'S CHARLIE IN THE TREES!


www.onlygoodmovies.com

S'okay, Jesse's got ya covered.
 
2012-08-03 08:59:51 PM
So in other words, bomb any black guy doing jumping jacks?
 
2012-08-03 09:00:47 PM

jjorsett: One of the things I have to do to suspend disbelief in order to enjoy Falling Skies is to imagine that a horde of heat-and-noise-generating humans that has to travel by road and must search out resources in urbanized areas can elude a very technologically-advanced race that dominates the skies and space. The fact that we humans can already deploy things like jungle-penetrating drones is why.


I've gotten to abuse this quote 3 or 4 times this week: Science fiction writers regard science as a magical entity capable of anything, and thereupon disregard it entirely aside from the useful springboard.

/I said abuse because I haven't found the exact quote from Vonegutt's Breakfast of Champions and won't look it up
 
2012-08-03 09:01:04 PM
This is why President Peace Prize got his medal.
 
2012-08-03 09:02:27 PM

Indubitably: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

How do you know there isn't one there already?/


If there is one in there already, do we have to stop?

/Remember....for science!
 
2012-08-03 09:02:50 PM

Spare Me: relcec: why are we involved in ugandan civil war? is there anywhere our writ doesn't reach at this point? alpha centauri perhaps. no?

That's what Clinton said, over a million died. By hacking, with a machete. Feel better? Who was president when the Khmer Rouge killed millions with hoes to the backs of necks? That would be Carter.

Left wingers need to be swept into the dust bin of history. They only spew failed BS.


Troll wins troll(?)?

P.S. *tsk* *tsk* *label much?*

P.P.S. Carter has done more for real humanity with houses than you have ever done with words...
 
2012-08-03 09:03:20 PM
kroonermanblack: I've gotten to abuse this quote 3 or 4 times this week: Science fiction writers regard science as a magical entity capable of anything, and thereupon disregard it entirely aside from the useful springboard.

Abusing the Kardishev scale for fun and profit, are we?
 
2012-08-03 09:03:45 PM
"Now we have to figure out how we can see through thick vegetation to find Joseph Kony," Clinton said
 
2012-08-03 09:04:14 PM
P.S. *tsk* *tsk* *label much?*

P.P.S. Carter has done more for real humanity with houses than you have ever done with words...

P.P.P.S. It bears repeating.
 
2012-08-03 09:05:39 PM

Moodybastard: Indubitably: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

How do you know there isn't one there already?/

If there is one in there already, do we have to stop?

/Remember....for science!


You oversimplify.
 
2012-08-03 09:06:16 PM

radarlove: BronyMedic: radarlove: One Bad Apple: Anytime


They're not just in the jungle....they are the jungle.

Oh God, I'm having Flashbacks to Da Nang.

THERE'S CHARLIE IN THE TREES!

[www.onlygoodmovies.com image 400x215]

S'okay, Jesse's got ya covered.


Ditto.
 
2012-08-03 09:12:41 PM

Indubitably: radarlove: BronyMedic: radarlove: One Bad Apple: Anytime


They're not just in the jungle....they are the jungle.

Oh God, I'm having Flashbacks to Da Nang.

THERE'S CHARLIE IN THE TREES!

[www.onlygoodmovies.com image 400x215]

S'okay, Jesse's got ya covered.

Ditto.


I cover Jesse here: under fire; in office; with love and respect for ALL; and only when violence when violence is presented; um, actually, I've heard my friend speak a couple of times, but I'm not sure of ALL of his philosophies, for I have not heard the man speak to me, presently, in person, for we are unable to do this, really. I am a nobody. You "people" use me, but you don't know me, and I'm okay with that.

However, I need money.

;)
 
2012-08-03 09:17:02 PM

Moodybastard: Indubitably: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

How do you know there isn't one there already?/

If there is one in there already, do we have to stop?

/Remember....for science!


How many living snakes can one asshole accomodate? I'll set the over-under at 9.
 
2012-08-03 09:17:13 PM
We should capture him, put him in a room full of Ebola patients, and let nature take its course.
 
2012-08-03 09:18:55 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Moodybastard: Indubitably: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BronyMedic: Forget hunting him down. Can't we just put a hellfire missile into his bedroom?

Shove a living snake up his ass.

/you know, for science.

How do you know there isn't one there already?/

If there is one in there already, do we have to stop?

/Remember....for science!

How many living snakes can one asshole accomodate? I'll set the over-under at 9.


"Don't bet on it," he said resignedly...;)
 
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