PAPER CLIPS ARE PRO-SUICIDE
2 Replies: [www.bloggernews.net image 390x314]SUCCESS! I will FINALLY WIN!
roadkillontheweb: Back in high school they made a fairly painful weapon when combined with a rubber band.You could make a mini slingshot or just use the clip itself as the projectile.
Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.grc.nasa.gov image 533x345]
Ringshadow: I work in nuclear power. Staples and paperclips are verboten in the radiologically controlled area. In fact, please take apart your three copies of War and Peace and only take the pages of those procedures you need. Because I don't want to have to wipe every page off that's why. Yes, we will allow the binder clip./Do you want that in the reactor? DO YOU?//back to work next month,yay
HighZoolander: How'd you lose your eye ?farkin' around in the office. We were shootin' paper clips, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye.
Gyrfalcon: Wish I was :(I miss work.
signaljammer: Actually, I think Genghis took more territory than the Brits as a matter of fact.
Kalashinator: signaljammer: Actually, I think Genghis took more territory than the Brits as a matter of fact.Nope. British Empire snagged 33.1 million square miles of territory and the Mongols aquired 33 million even. Why I remember that tidbit of info from a random wikipedia article is beyond me.
Ringshadow: Gyrfalcon: Wish I was :(I miss work.It's a short outage :\ I'll be working, like, five weeks. The fall outage seasons is kind of skinny and I didn't get Waterford, so.. yeah.
Peter von Nostrand: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Shadow Blasko: I think I am right down the street from your work./in madison.Working at the great lakes faire.
Ringshadow: Shadow Blasko: I think I am right down the street from your work./in madison.Working at the great lakes faire.I'm in off season right now so I'm not working. Possibly a former work site though!
diaphoresis: and the US wants to be a nanny state...[3.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]/oblig
Shadow Blasko: I'm about 6 miles as the crow flies from Perry as I am typing this.Hope your downtime has been productive and relaxing.
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