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(Yahoo)   Long Island man tries to fake his own death to escape his marriage and collect life insurance, forgets to delete the e-mails sent to his son detailing his cunning plan   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, Long Island, collect life insurance, sons, e-mails  
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2012-08-03 07:06:13 PM  
"Somehow I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way thru me lord"
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2012-08-03 07:17:20 PM  
D'oh!
 
2012-08-03 07:24:17 PM  
::checks town::

Ah. Massapequa. So close.

/my town's been in a Fark story before though
 
2012-08-03 07:48:19 PM  
Can't blame him too much, I broke up with a LI pia, and married a cool California lady before it got that bad.
 
2012-08-03 09:13:30 PM  

FreakinB: Ah. Massapequa. So close.


It's an old Indian word for "near the mall".
 
2012-08-03 10:42:30 PM  
He should have gotten cable.
 
2012-08-03 10:53:01 PM  
People this stupid belong in prison. They could get hurt out in the world.
 
2012-08-03 10:53:56 PM  
Is it as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
 
2012-08-03 10:56:53 PM  
last Will and Testemnet

Testemnet
 
2012-08-03 11:01:33 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Is it as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?


Closer to pinning a tail on it and calling it a weasel.
 
2012-08-03 11:02:43 PM  
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2012-08-03 11:04:06 PM  
Did he upgrade to Direc TV Link
 
2012-08-03 11:04:52 PM  
You've just gotta love that level of stupid.
 
2012-08-03 11:06:03 PM  
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2012-08-03 11:11:14 PM  
Well, that's a pretty terrible thing. You know what's not going to make you feel better? Talking to the scumbags at the New York Post.
 
2012-08-03 11:16:07 PM  
Stupid criminals make stupid cops look good.
 
2012-08-03 11:18:37 PM  

6655321: Stupid criminals make stupid cops look good.


About that

However, the police said it remains unclear whether or not criminal charges will be filed against him. However, the cost of the investigation is already estimated to be in the thousands.

He may never be a criminal.
 
2012-08-03 11:21:49 PM  
what does Sting say?

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2012-08-03 11:26:19 PM  
However, the police said it remains unclear whether or not criminal charges will be filed against him.

Going back home is punishment enough. Jeez you think he was nagged before. He's going to kill himself FOR REALZ now.
 
2012-08-03 11:32:44 PM  
"This is a terrible nightmare that I just want to wake up from,'' quote from the biatch in the article.
 
2012-08-03 11:36:14 PM  
I'd fake my death too if my wife was a snooping prying hellhound!

I'd snoop and pry too if my husband was a lying cheating weasel!
 
2012-08-03 11:37:18 PM  

nytmare: I'd fake my death too if my wife was a snooping prying hellhound!

I'd snoop and pry too if my husband was a lying cheating weasel!


"Divorce?!? But we love each other!!!"
 
2012-08-03 11:42:36 PM  
L.I. =
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2012-08-04 12:29:37 AM  
How many people was he letting in, eight? How was he supposed to get his hands on the insurance money? But if his stepson sided against his own mother, there may be more to the story. Anyway, he might be a Long Island Man, but he's not a Smart Island Man.
 
2012-08-04 12:37:35 AM  

Dear Jerk: How many people was he letting in, eight? How was he supposed to get his hands on the insurance money? But if his stepson sided against his own mother, there may be more to the story. Anyway, he might be a Long Island Man, but he's not a Smart Island Man.


It was his son, his wife was the stepmother.
 
2012-08-04 03:04:54 AM  
It's almost like all the CSI's could go away and every case could point out that if you sent a message to anyone revealing your cunning plan you're an idiot. You don't have any privacy online anymore America, deal with it.
 
2012-08-04 07:14:51 AM  
Prison would be way easier than what the man is going to encounter when he has to meet face to face with his wife......if she's anything like mine.
 
2012-08-04 07:27:09 AM  

Dear Jerk: How many people was he letting in, eight? How was he supposed to get his hands on the insurance money? But if his stepson sided against his own mother, there may be more to the story. Anyway, he might be a Long Island Man, but he's not a Smart Island Man.


He figured he'd be reported drowned and the son would cash in. One problem is life insurers get super suspicious when there's no body (save instances like 9/11) and try to take some due diligence to see if a dive team can at least find something to support a death claim.
 
2012-08-04 02:29:17 PM  

FreakinB: ::checks town::

Ah. Massapequa. So close.

/my town's been in a Fark story before though


you knew it was the south shore tho
 
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