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(MMA Fighting)   Holy fark, one-handed mixed martial artist Nick Newell has an undefeated, 7-0 record and could be nearing a UFC contract soon   (mmafighting.com) divider line 145
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2012-08-03 07:26:28 PM
Hoo, boy. I don't see this going well for him, but it's a great story.
 
2012-08-03 07:37:50 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2012-08-03 07:45:01 PM
Yup. Looks like this will be our fight thread tonight.

www.tapology.com
 
2012-08-03 07:50:29 PM
Dammit, wrong link. :P

www.tapology.com
 
2012-08-03 08:06:47 PM
Guess you only need one hand free to punch your opponent in the dick.

/insert penny arcade comic here
 
2012-08-03 08:19:36 PM
Good for Nick, he deserves a chance if he continues winning. I don't see him being much more than a bottom tier guy in the UFC, but I do want to see how well he'd do, at least.
 
2012-08-03 09:06:34 PM
Here we go!
 
2012-08-03 09:10:09 PM
LOL.

He just told the fighter to spread his arms out like Jesus...
 
2012-08-03 09:13:20 PM
Someone's bleeding like a stuck pig.
 
2012-08-03 09:16:50 PM
This ref blows.
 
2012-08-03 09:18:21 PM

libranoelrose: LOL.

He just told the fighter to spread his arms out like Jesus...


Link
 
2012-08-03 09:19:27 PM
Testiclaw
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Your Average Witty Fark User
Mixolydian Master
One Bad Apple
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NorCalLos
Flappyhead
the biggest redneck here
Flragnararch
MedWonk
styckx
dr_blasto
Muffin'sTop
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psychicdeath99
 
2012-08-03 09:19:33 PM
www.tapology.com

Hey, there's a thread! Cool.
 
2012-08-03 09:20:25 PM
Holy shiat.
 
2012-08-03 09:20:40 PM
Holy crap.
 
2012-08-03 09:20:41 PM
Wow! Caught him napping there. Brutal KO.
 
2012-08-03 09:21:50 PM
he's still asleep.
 
2012-08-03 09:23:50 PM
Hey... just noticed I have Total Fark. That explains the thread, I guess. I was a bit surprised a card this small got greenlighted.

Who sponsored me?
 
2012-08-03 09:25:36 PM

psychicdeath99: Hey... just noticed I have Total Fark. That explains the thread, I guess. I was a bit surprised a card this small got greenlighted.

Who sponsored me?


I gifted you about 2 minutes ago.
 
2012-08-03 09:26:50 PM
And this thread really is green.
 
2012-08-03 09:28:31 PM
Cool. Thanks!
 
2012-08-03 09:29:29 PM
One handed. Pshht. Wake me up when there's an one legged man.

Kidding. That's really pretty incredible.
 
2012-08-03 09:32:19 PM
Just noticed that all 3 of us posting picks have the same winners for the whole card.
 
2012-08-03 09:33:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 09:34:47 PM

psychicdeath99: Just noticed that all 3 of us posting picks have the same winners for the whole card.


Yep, none of us picked any underdogs.

I usually go for 2 or 3 at least, but didn't see Rainey getting so idiotically cocky...
 
2012-08-03 09:36:19 PM
Ha, Crenshaw is already tiring himself out
 
2012-08-03 09:36:35 PM

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: Just noticed that all 3 of us posting picks have the same winners for the whole card.

Yep, none of us picked any underdogs.

I usually go for 2 or 3 at least, but didn't see Rainey getting so idiotically cocky...


Yup. Thanks for that gif. THe dummy dropped his hands to his thighs.
 
2012-08-03 09:40:09 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: Just noticed that all 3 of us posting picks have the same winners for the whole card.

Yep, none of us picked any underdogs.

I usually go for 2 or 3 at least, but didn't see Rainey getting so idiotically cocky...

Yup. Thanks for that gif. THe dummy dropped his hands to his thighs.


Yeah. Apparently he got overconfident. Just because Buck had poor striking didn't mean he couldn't hit a wide open target.
 
2012-08-03 09:41:16 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 09:43:24 PM
Slick arm bar. Crenshaw totally caught by surprise.
 
2012-08-03 09:44:13 PM
Crenshaw sucks on the ground too.
 
2012-08-03 09:48:26 PM
This list is specific to the UFC and needs a few tweaks for StrikeFarce or Bellator

The Invicta (an all women's MMA venue) list would just consist of fapping NTTAWWT



1) Everybody post your predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
Done
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Sweaty dick punching cartoon
4) RING GIRLS
6) How coked up IS Rogan tonight ?
7) Old UFC vs new UFC snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) You know this is all fixed/ a work right ?
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) itsrealtome.jpg
17) Thai Cup
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20. Goldberg: "Superman punch!"
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) The biggest fight of _____'s career
24) The biggest night in UFC history(or any random Tony Schiavone pic)
25)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
26)The presser was more exciting than the main card
27) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
28) SPINNING BACKFIST
29) SPINNING BACKFAIL
30) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
31) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
32) That fight was stopped too soon
33) That fight should have been stopped sooner
 
2012-08-03 09:52:12 PM
Well, we got #9. Buck was bleeding pretty good.
 
2012-08-03 09:54:00 PM
What fights are on tonight ?
 
2012-08-03 09:54:28 PM
What fights are tonight? What channel?
 
2012-08-03 09:54:39 PM
I'm Lawson McClure, you might remember me from such fights as...
 
2012-08-03 09:56:01 PM
XFC 19 on whatever they call HDNet these days, and some sites.
 
2012-08-03 09:56:08 PM
Thanx Klippon
 
2012-08-03 09:56:49 PM

One Bad Apple: What fights are on tonight ?


XFC . It's on first row.
 
2012-08-03 09:57:25 PM

One Bad Apple: Thanx Klippon


You're welcome
 
2012-08-03 09:58:55 PM

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: What fights are on tonight ?

XFC . It's on first row.


Paul Daley just fought ?
 
2012-08-03 09:59:06 PM
Persistence.
 
2012-08-03 09:59:55 PM
Took him a while to get that choke, but he finally got it. McClure didn't look good at all.
 
2012-08-03 10:01:08 PM

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: What fights are on tonight ?

XFC . It's on first row.

Paul Daley just fought ?


Nvmd

Found it
 
2012-08-03 10:02:10 PM

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: What fights are on tonight ?

XFC . It's on first row.

Paul Daley just fought ?


He's in Bellator now. Had a fight two weeks ago.
 
2012-08-03 10:06:37 PM

psychicdeath99:

He's in Bellator now. Had a fight two weeks ago.


One of the streams is a rerun apparently. I remember the Huston Alexander vs Urotosokidoji fight that started after the Daley one
 
2012-08-03 10:08:59 PM
"The Master of Cool" reminds me of Mr. cool ice.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:21 PM
The Aussie has the fighters name backwards.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:36 PM
Big mistake giving up his back, but he's recovered.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:40 PM
If hair pulling was still allowed this would be over by garrote choke by now
 
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