If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NewsOK)   I present to you the Black & Decker home wrecker   (newsok.com) divider line 59
    More: Amusing, Black & Decker, Oklahoma City, domestic violences, drills, PT Cruiser, flat tires  
•       •       •

15509 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2012 at 10:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



59 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-03 07:35:21 PM
The woman left the home driving a PT Cruiser with a flat tire.

Yeah, that's about right.
 
2012-08-03 07:52:31 PM
"battery with a dangerous weapon"

And vice versa.
 
2012-08-03 10:10:32 PM
for what its worth the man's name was Chuck and he bit her.
 
2012-08-03 10:10:37 PM
Penis goes where?

cdn2.newsok.biz
 
2012-08-03 10:11:14 PM

basemetal: The woman left the home driving a PT Cruiser with a flat tire.

Yeah, that's about right.


Well. That is one of the more ghetto areas of town. Not a huge surprise.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:29 PM
chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com

/I do not know where that picture means or belong to. So, it goes on Fark!
 
2012-08-03 10:11:45 PM
I think I saw her on Faces of Meth....
 
2012-08-03 10:13:27 PM
And here I was expecting this to be a reference to that old racist joke.
 
2012-08-03 10:13:34 PM
No worries, it's not like a Black and Decker drill can do any damage.
 
2012-08-03 10:14:34 PM
img685.imageshack.us
Screw You!
 
2012-08-03 10:15:24 PM
At least it wasn't a pecker wrecker.
 
2012-08-03 10:15:48 PM
At least she had the sense to grab a beer for the road.
 
2012-08-03 10:16:48 PM
What is the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, Alex?

/right question, wrong answer
 
2012-08-03 10:17:18 PM
small punctures on his stomach and back.

Stupid coont should have used an 18v DeWalt, and a 1 1/4 inch spade bit.
 
2012-08-03 10:17:37 PM
www.aldenteblog.com
 
2012-08-03 10:17:51 PM
Something twisted about that woman's mouth.
 
2012-08-03 10:20:00 PM
I was picturing a saw-z-all with a dildo attachment
 
2012-08-03 10:20:05 PM
Go to the main newsok page and look at the girl below her. Apparently someone spread some crazy biatch dust around today.
 
2012-08-03 10:26:46 PM
So now you glorify domestic violence?
 
2012-08-03 10:27:57 PM

6655321: Penis goes where?

[cdn2.newsok.biz image 300x225]


This is what happens when you leave photoshop open and a cat on the table.

6655321: Penis goes where?

[cdn2.newsok.biz image 300x225]


When they were photo-editing the image at the police department, someone forgot to click "undo" one or two more times.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-03 10:28:25 PM
Wow I used to work at black and decker. I wonder if i made that drill :O
 
2012-08-03 10:32:59 PM
You don't "stab" someone with a drill, silly woman. You hold him down and, well, drill him.
 
2012-08-03 10:33:37 PM
That's a rough 33.
 
2012-08-03 10:35:15 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 10:37:30 PM
img169.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 10:45:02 PM

minoridiot: [img169.imageshack.us image 700x517]


ahhh yes. I remember that.....
i92.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 10:45:14 PM
She looks like the crazy chick my crazy ex is shacked up with... I can't wait to read about the epic battle those two will have :)
 
2012-08-03 10:46:36 PM

basemetal: The woman left the home driving a PT Cruiser with a flat tire.

Yeah, that's about right.


Hahahaha. I had a friend who tried to buy one of those when they first came out but he wouldn't pay a thousand dollar bribe to get dibs on the next delivery. He also owned a Sebring at one time.

(I thought the PTC looked neat when it was new and hard to get.)
 
2012-08-03 10:47:09 PM

CapeFearCadaver: She looks like the crazy chick my crazy ex is shacked up with... I can't wait to read about the epic battle those two will have :)


...because you're not there?
 
2012-08-03 10:47:22 PM
Apparently she really really did not want to make him a sammich.
 
2012-08-03 10:51:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: CapeFearCadaver: She looks like the crazy chick my crazy ex is shacked up with... I can't wait to read about the epic battle those two will have :)

...because you're not there?


Their combined craziness will cause stars to align and worlds will be destroyed... and it will therefore probably end up in the news.
 
2012-08-03 10:53:57 PM
REMEMBER! Never marry anyone crazier than you are.

/PSA
 
2012-08-03 10:56:13 PM

dkimball: [img685.imageshack.us image 672x420]
Screw You!


Came for this..... moving on.....
 
2012-08-03 11:01:05 PM
Yo, girl. I heard you like to commit battery on tools with battery operated tools.
 
2012-08-03 11:01:56 PM

Rik01: REMEMBER! Never marry anyone crazier than you are.

/PSA


Please define crazy.

Thank you.

;)
 
2012-08-03 11:24:59 PM

Mr. Potatoass: punctures on his stomach and back.

Stupid coont should have used an 18v D


Milwaukee 18v all the way biatch
 
2012-08-03 11:41:34 PM

baorao: for what its worth the man's name was Chuck and he bit her.


Last name Jacobs.
 
2012-08-03 11:43:26 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Gyrfalcon: CapeFearCadaver: She looks like the crazy chick my crazy ex is shacked up with... I can't wait to read about the epic battle those two will have :)

...because you're not there?

Their combined craziness will cause stars to align and worlds will be destroyed... and it will therefore probably end up in the news.


Cool. Send pics.
 
2012-08-03 11:43:53 PM

naz-drala: I was picturing a saw-z-all with a dildo attachment


*ponders momentarily*

O_O

i1185.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 11:46:22 PM

Mr. Potatoass: small punctures on his stomach and back.

Stupid coont should have used an 18v DeWalt, and a 1 1/4 inch spade bit.


You know DeWalt and B&D are the same company, right?
 
2012-08-03 11:49:53 PM

John Hopoate: Mr. Potatoass: punctures on his stomach and back.

Stupid coont should have used an 18v D

Milwaukee 18v all the way biatch


Makita that is all.
 
2012-08-03 11:55:23 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

A Rear Window by any name...
 
2012-08-03 11:56:11 PM
tcsplug.files.wordpress.com

craxyd: naz-drala: I was picturing a saw-z-all with a dildo attachment

*ponders momentarily*

O_O

[i1185.photobucket.com image 400x292]


Never been to f*ckingmachines.com I take it?
 
2012-08-03 11:58:47 PM

sparkeyjames: Apparently she really really did not want to make him a sammich.


Oh, I see. Lesbian.
 
2012-08-04 12:03:23 AM
What do you call a black girl with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
 
2012-08-04 12:03:29 AM
www.oralb.com
 
2012-08-04 12:07:07 AM
Just remember: it may be spelled "PT Cruiser", but it's pronounced "Clown Car"
 
2012-08-04 12:23:47 AM
and here I was thinking I was the only one who thought of something else when the B&D brand was mentioned. Good to know I wasn't the only one. By a long, long shot.

/to be truthful, I was thinking of something a little more involved than minoridiot was
//what?
 
2012-08-04 12:28:18 AM
My Fark handle is relevant to this discussion.
 
2012-08-04 12:28:57 AM
If I had to look at that face more the two seconds - I'd Farkin' stab myself!!
 
Displayed 50 of 59 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report