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2012-08-04 02:22:29 AM  
And they said smoking pot caused red eyes
 
2012-08-04 02:48:01 AM  
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2012-08-04 02:50:05 AM  
DAAAAAAYUM! That's a farking beating!

/actually surprised they didn't charge the husband.
 
2012-08-04 02:51:05 AM  
That's a farkin pumpkin head
 
2012-08-04 02:55:17 AM  

Lsherm: DAAAAAAYUM! That's a farking beating!

/actually surprised they didn't charge the husband.


It's Florida...they probably would've given him permission to "Stand His Ground", frankly.
 
2012-08-04 03:03:53 AM  
I caught some guy smoking a cigarette in my car late one night. He was trying to pry out my stereo (it didn't even have the faceplate on it, ffs). I'd been sleeping but hearing my car door slam woke me since it was parked right across the street from my bedroom. I opened the bedroom window and yelled "GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY CAR!"

I've have never in my life seen someone run so fast.

/csb
 
2012-08-04 03:13:36 AM  
Look how red that chics right eye is!
 
2012-08-04 03:23:45 AM  
There once was a teen layabout
Who mistakenly thought he had clout
A commandeered car,a lit stogie,
But in a flash,like a bogey,
He was summarily knocked the f*ck out!
 
2012-08-04 03:34:45 AM  

fusillade762: I caught some guy smoking a cigarette in my car late one night. He was trying to pry out my stereo (it didn't even have the faceplate on it, ffs). I'd been sleeping but hearing my car door slam woke me since it was parked right across the street from my bedroom. I opened the bedroom window and yelled "GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY CAR!"

I've have never in my life seen someone run so fast.

/csb


that's funny
 
2012-08-04 03:50:35 AM  
yeah ..
 
2012-08-04 04:08:48 AM  
SwiftFox: And they said smoking pot caused red eyes

That guy got hit in the eye so hard it caused a scleral hemorrhage. That's not an easy thing to do.

He, truely, got knocked the fark out.
 
2012-08-04 05:41:45 AM  

Apos: There once was a teen layabout
Who mistakenly thought he had clout
A commandeered car,a lit stogie,
But in a flash,like a bogey,
He was summarily knocked the f*ck out!


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2012-08-04 05:42:23 AM  
what kind of brainless idiot just decides to take a seat inside a random car? at what point did that sound like a good idea? "man, my feet are killing me, i need to sit down. let me check these cars here to see if they are unlocked. okay, this one's unlocked, i'll just sit inside here for a bit. hmm, while i'm here i think i'll light up this cigar."
 
2012-08-04 05:58:45 AM  
Marshall kept trying to fight and get away, so Smith defended himself and continued to hold the teen until police arrived, according to the report.

I wonder if the police report has a grinning troll face.
 
2012-08-04 06:04:06 AM  

robcypher: It's Florida...they probably would've given him permission to "Stand His Ground", frankly.


In case you are unaware (as you seem to be), until the "Stand your ground law" was enacted, if someone broke into your house, threatened to do physical harm to you or your family, you had a legal obligation to retreat. If you fought back and did physical harm to them, you could, and probably would be charged with a crime, and the jury would have to decide if you should be punished.

The whole Trevon Martin thing has given the people the idea that you can kill someone for looking at you the wrong way. Also keep in mind that George Zimmerman was arrested, and will probably stand trial. I personally don't know enough about that case to form an educated opinion, as all I know has been supplied by the media. I will reserve judgement on Zimmerman until he has his day in court. I know it seems odd to many that I wouldn't rush to judgement based upon info provided by organizations who make their money sensationalizing stories to get people to watch their stations, or by their newspapers, but that's how I prefer to do it.
 
2012-08-04 06:58:42 AM  
I've sat in the wrong car before. I was at a gas station getting some stuff and was driving some rental car. I go out, click the remote, heard a car unlock and hopped it and noticed there was too much stuff in the car. Oops.

Fortunately I was able to get out without someone noticing or beating my ass. The rental was the car next to it, and the person just left it unlocked.
 
2012-08-04 09:46:43 AM  
That dude looks like someone gave him an angry pirate. Good times, good times.
 
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