FARK.com: (7249678) Former Senator Larry Craig (R-epublican) wants everyone to know that what happened between him and another man in a MSP toilet stall was "official business"

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		Former Senator Larry Craig (R-epublican) wants everyone to know that what happened between him and another man in a MSP toilet stall was "official business" (startribune.com)		18
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Walker		2012-08-03 09:17:43 PM

8 votes:

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-03 08:58:48 PM

8 votes:

Lsherm: All this idiot ever had to do was fight the original charge. He was arrested for tapping his foot and running his hand along the underside of a bathroom stall. Even if you WERE there for sex, it would be pretty easy to argue that you weren't.

I worked at a college years ago and they had a problem with bathroom sex, so periodically university cops would come in the bathroom and stare at you through cracks in the door while you were taking a dump. That was creepy as hell.

I'm glad to see my uniform was convincing. Also, you use too much toilet paper.

Sabyen91		2012-08-04 02:42:16 AM

2 votes:

Kibbler: There was a vast disturbance in The Force as if millions of Republicans facepalmed.

Don't you mean "rubbed one out?"

Shvetz		2012-08-04 01:27:22 AM

2 votes:

"Excuse me folks, coming through. Official business, now move aside! Ok, I heard somebody called for the penis inspector? That's me. Alright boys, pull 'em out."

Generation_D		2012-08-04 12:31:00 AM

2 votes:

you're a fricken homo, larry

Krieghund		2012-08-03 09:31:51 PM

2 votes:

NowhereMon: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x361]

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I thought this was germane.

heh

NowhereMon		2012-08-03 04:14:24 PM

2 votes:

Linux_Yes		2012-08-04 02:51:58 AM

1 votes:

why couldn't the senator take a big sh*t. at least then he could help the Congress' image of getting something done for a change. even if its just taking a giant sh*t.

Senator Craig, you had the opportunity to redeem your party and the U.S. Senate, but instead, you sucked on a stranger's cock.

my oh my you are silly.

Sabyen91		2012-08-04 02:00:19 AM

1 votes:

jaylectricity: Ed Finnerty: Lsherm: All this idiot ever had to do was fight the original charge. He was arrested for tapping his foot and running his hand along the underside of a bathroom stall. Even if you WERE there for sex, it would be pretty easy to argue that you weren't.

I worked at a college years ago and they had a problem with bathroom sex, so periodically university cops would come in the bathroom and stare at you through cracks in the door while you were taking a dump. That was creepy as hell.

I'm glad to see my uniform was convincing. Also, you use too much toilet paper.

I've been leaving the stall door unlocked my entire life and not once did you ever come in.

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Loucifer		2012-08-04 01:37:03 AM

1 votes:

If he had just stuck to doing his duty....

KellyX		2012-08-04 01:36:29 AM

1 votes:

bobbette: KellyX: It's been five years and the hypocrite gay ex-Senator chooses to bring it up again and lie about why he was trying to get a blow job from a guy in the bathroom... I mean, dude, you haven't been on our minds, but hey, thanks for reminding us you're gay, a liar, and a hypocrite.

Most smart people (clearly not you) would of STFU and tried to stay under the radar and moved on if they didn't want people to remember all of this.

Thank you for demonstrating to us all that you failed to even read the first paragraph of TFA.

Uhhhh ok? I comment on the asshole, not the article... But thanks for being a jackass on the internet!

andersoncouncil42		2012-08-04 01:18:40 AM

1 votes:

cc_rider		2012-08-04 01:03:53 AM

1 votes:

I guess Larry Craig also has a wide stance on what constitutes "official business".

El Pachuco		2012-08-04 12:58:48 AM

1 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: St_Francis_P: Craig is hoping to avoid repaying $217,000 in campaign funds the Federal Election Commission claims he misused to defend himself.

He cites a U.S. Senate rule in which reimbursable per diem expenses include all charges for meals, lodging, hotel fans, cleaning, pressing of clothing - and bathrooms.

"Not only was the trip itself constitutionally required, but Senate rules sanction reimbursement for any cost relating to a senator's use of a bathroom while on official travel," wrote Andrew Herman, Craig's lawyer in Washington, D.C., in documents filed Thursday.

Kept checking the URL: it's not The Onion.

So if he had killed a hooker in a bathroom during a trip, he could use his campaign funds to defend himself? Congress gets all the good perks.

Or if he signed the paperwork on the sink top, he coulda bought himself a Ferrari.

Enemabag Jones		2012-08-04 12:57:48 AM

1 votes:

Bill Clinton is a nasty naughty dirty boy.

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Notabunny		2012-08-04 12:57:11 AM

1 votes:

fta "Not only was the trip itself constitutionally required, but Senate rules sanction reimbursement for any cost relating to a senator's use of a bathroom while on official travel," wrote Andrew Herman, Craig's lawyer in Washington, D.C., in documents filed Thursday.

Official, government-mandated manlovin'.

jaylectricity		2012-08-03 11:09:04 PM

1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Lsherm: All this idiot ever had to do was fight the original charge. He was arrested for tapping his foot and running his hand along the underside of a bathroom stall. Even if you WERE there for sex, it would be pretty easy to argue that you weren't.

I worked at a college years ago and they had a problem with bathroom sex, so periodically university cops would come in the bathroom and stare at you through cracks in the door while you were taking a dump. That was creepy as hell.

I'm glad to see my uniform was convincing. Also, you use too much toilet paper.

I've been leaving the stall door unlocked my entire life and not once did you ever come in.

St_Francis_P		2012-08-03 03:52:13 PM

1 votes:

Craig is hoping to avoid repaying $217,000 in campaign funds the Federal Election Commission claims he misused to defend himself.

He cites a U.S. Senate rule in which reimbursable per diem expenses include all charges for meals, lodging, hotel fans, cleaning, pressing of clothing - and bathrooms.

"Not only was the trip itself constitutionally required, but Senate rules sanction reimbursement for any cost relating to a senator's use of a bathroom while on official travel," wrote Andrew Herman, Craig's lawyer in Washington, D.C., in documents filed Thursday.

Kept checking the URL: it's not The Onion.

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