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(Click Orlando)   Restaurant says sushi served up on naked models feeds 15, costs $500. Something smells fishy here   (clickorlando.com) divider line 86
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2012-08-03 08:28:45 PM
Mmmmmm, red snapper.

weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2012-08-03 08:45:12 PM
"It's mostly for groups, parties, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthday parties. You call in advance or pop in and hopefully we have someone that wants to take their clothes off and lie on a table," Nathan Lieberman, the owner of King Fu Kitchen and Sushi.

If you watch the video, this idiot claims to have invented this practice.
 
2012-08-03 09:14:40 PM
Looks more like it feeds two. I could eat half that easy. Where do you put the soy sauce?
 
2012-08-03 09:31:08 PM
What do the models do if they have to sneeze?
 
2012-08-03 09:32:34 PM
Retarded
 
2012-08-03 09:35:07 PM
When your sushi chefs are named Glenn Lopez and Nathan Lieberman, you know it's gotta be good.
 
2012-08-03 09:37:05 PM

Tarkus: Looks more like it feeds two. I could eat half that easy. Where do you put the soy sauce?


I'm thinking the 15 people are the number you can fit into the room. Cause what's on those bodies ain't gonna feed that many.
 
2012-08-03 09:37:08 PM
I've always wanted to do that ever since I first saw "Rising Sun".
However, knowing myself, I would end up doing very unkind things with the wasabi and get arrested.
 
2012-08-03 09:41:28 PM
www.prosourceworldwide.com
 
2012-08-03 09:42:01 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: However, knowing myself, I would end up doing very unkind things with the wasabi and get arrested.


Wasabi makes for horrible... eh... "intimate balm". I have this on good authority from three separate highly reputable sources.
 
2012-08-03 09:43:42 PM
I was going to say... restaurants do this all the time here in Florida...

/oh its a Florida article
 
2012-08-03 09:44:40 PM
Something smells fishy here
that would be cooter
 
2012-08-03 09:44:41 PM
They're doing it wrong.

www.tokyomango.com

/Well, somebody is.
 
2012-08-03 09:46:31 PM
I have much more surface area than the people featured, you could serve 15 off me easy. I'll even work for less than the cost of two people.
 
2012-08-03 09:47:41 PM

Cpl.D: Ryker's Peninsula: However, knowing myself, I would end up doing very unkind things with the wasabi and get arrested.

Wasabi makes for horrible... eh... "intimate balm". I have this on good authority from three separate highly reputable sources.


I heard the same thing about Tiger Balm from a... friend.
 
2012-08-03 09:48:01 PM
www.elephantjournal.com
 
2012-08-03 09:48:19 PM

LordOfThePings: What do the models do if they have to sneeze?


Or fart??
 
2012-08-03 09:51:13 PM
If you knew sushi like I knew sushi...

/Sorry
 
2012-08-03 09:52:53 PM
It's called (looked up the spelling) Nyotaimori. Apparently it's a (really obscure) ancient art form from Japan that's almost never practiced there but has gained some fans in Western culture. I had never heard of it until a Portland friend mentioned it recently. A hipster friend, naturally.
 
2012-08-03 09:53:14 PM
People still do that? There's no eroticism in random plebe being exploited like that, no matter how hot they are. It's just creepy, like that cake where they had the black model in a fro wig and nose bones stick her head up out of a table, crafted a cake that looked like her pregnant body, than served 'her' body, 'pregnant belly' and all to patrons. But back to sushi, are that many people really into symbolic cannibalism as sex substitute?
 
2012-08-03 09:55:30 PM

ZeroToNowhere: Nyotaimori


so basically it's white people being white people?
 
2012-08-03 09:55:41 PM
From the screen-cap it looks like this "restaurant" is in some guy's study.
 
2012-08-03 09:57:58 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ZeroToNowhere: Nyotaimori

so basically it's white people being white people?


Yeup.

/it's good being white
 
2012-08-03 10:00:07 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: There's no eroticism in random plebe being exploited like that


Rule 34 is an expression of the... vast expanse of human sexual fetish. If anything, finding weird porn is less impressive than getting paid to make said porn. Anyone want to watch me eat a sandwich?
 
2012-08-03 10:01:57 PM
what if they use a real doll instead? it's like the people are only there to be raped by the Japense men
 
2012-08-03 10:05:42 PM
We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.
 
2012-08-03 10:06:06 PM
Excellent concept runined by nasty disgusting rotten fish
 
2012-08-03 10:08:39 PM
Having had sushii in a Tokyo resturant, $500 for 15 people seems fairly reasonable even sans model. We're only averaging $32 a person. Tokyo sushii can run anywhere from 1.50 to $15 each so ten pieces can cost $50 or more depending on your choices.
 
2012-08-03 10:09:18 PM

titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.


that's about as GAY as gay gets (apart from the whole "lets avoid the issue and have butt sex")
 
2012-08-03 10:10:26 PM
I smell tuna. Anyone smell tuna?
 
2012-08-03 10:11:09 PM

Cpl.D: Ryker's Peninsula: However, knowing myself, I would end up doing very unkind things with the wasabi and get arrested.

Wasabi makes for horrible... eh... "intimate balm". I have this on good authority from three separate highly reputable sources.


Those 3 sources are pretty damned stupid if they thought otherwise.
 
2012-08-03 10:12:39 PM
$500, I see no one in this thread has eaten REAL Sushi!

Carry on.
 
2012-08-03 10:14:04 PM
www.originalprop.com

Just plastic tables- look away if you must
 
2012-08-03 10:14:12 PM
that looks like enough food for about one round for myself. I would love to eat out the female model as well.
 
2012-08-03 10:14:33 PM

Linkster: $500, I see no one in this thread has eaten REAL Sushi!

Carry on.


i've had Tampa Rolls. those are Premier in this "neighborhood in the sun"!!
I COME FROM A PLACE CALLED FLORIDA!
 
2012-08-03 10:14:44 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.

that's about as GAY as gay gets (apart from the whole "lets avoid the issue and have butt sex")


You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?
 
2012-08-03 10:17:20 PM

titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.

that's about as GAY as gay gets (apart from the whole "lets avoid the issue and have butt sex")

You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?


when what your doing doesn't align with your thoughts. why are you doing what your doing??

so you can show other people, LOOK AT ME IM BEING GAY!
 
2012-08-03 10:18:40 PM
Wouldn't it be more preferable to have the food delivered by a naked model instead? Kinda like Hooters but classier and with less clothes.
 
2012-08-03 10:20:38 PM

little big man: I smell tuna. Anyone smell tuna?


That would be the model then- fresh sushii has almost no scent. Not all sushii contains raw fish, many types of sushii aren't much more than rice, seaweed, and a tidbit of meat, egg, or vegetable.
 
2012-08-03 10:20:51 PM
$33 per a person sounds way too cheap for eating sushi off of a naked model.
 
2012-08-03 10:21:45 PM

Linkster: $500, I see no one in this thread has eaten REAL Sushi!

Carry on.


The very first time I had sushi was at a traditional dinner in Japan.
So, I'll take 100 months of TF.
 
2012-08-03 10:23:40 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Linkster: $500, I see no one in this thread has eaten REAL Sushi!

Carry on.

The very first time I had sushi was at a traditional dinner in Japan.
So, I'll take 100 months of TF.


No Can Do, However, you can have my respect.
 
2012-08-03 10:25:13 PM

titwrench: You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?


I don't think there's anything recognizable as a process involved.
 
2012-08-03 10:25:31 PM

pciszek: $33 per a person sounds way too cheap for eating sushi off of a naked model.


durr i wanaa lick a pussy but i'm too scared so i'm gonna buy sushi and eat off a model then it will remind me to lick pussy whenever i get the chance
 
2012-08-03 10:26:54 PM

Lsherm: "It's mostly for groups, parties, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthday parties. You call in advance or pop in and hopefully we have someone that wants to take their clothes off and lie on a table," Nathan Lieberman, the owner of King Fu Kitchen and Sushi.

If you watch the video, this idiot claims to have invented this practice.


That's the exact moment when i stopped the video. I'm not sure where the TV station got the idea, but if he allowed them to believe it, he's a douche.
 
2012-08-03 10:29:19 PM

LordOfThePings: titwrench: You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?

I don't think there's anything recognizable as a process involved.


I am still trying to figure it out.
 
2012-08-03 10:30:50 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.

that's about as GAY as gay gets (apart from the whole "lets avoid the issue and have butt sex")

You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?

when what your doing doesn't align with your thoughts. why are you doing what your doing??

so you can show other people, LOOK AT ME IM BEING GAY!


It wasn't gay because there was no mustache.
 
2012-08-03 10:32:26 PM

titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.


Total Rekall thread is over there, man.
 
2012-08-03 10:42:03 PM

titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: titwrench: We used to do this all the time about 15 years ago. I used to hang out with a group of people and the women were all ridiculously beautiful and one of them would volunteer to be the model and we would eat sushi off if her. We did this about 3-4 times a year. Eventually everyone would end up naked. Sometimes we would paint each others bodies sometimes play risque games or sometimes just hang out naked. One time this led to a game of naked Twister with me, Steve Poltz, Jewel and a girl that was often compared to Gabrielle Reese. I miss being young and relatively attractive.

that's about as GAY as gay gets (apart from the whole "lets avoid the issue and have butt sex")

You realize your statement says more about your thought process than the actual events, right?

when what your doing doesn't align with your thoughts. why are you doing what your doing??

so you can show other people, LOOK AT ME IM BEING GAY!

It wasn't gay because there was no mustache.


oooh automobile

i628.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 10:43:34 PM

Linkster: Ryker's Peninsula: Linkster: $500, I see no one in this thread has eaten REAL Sushi!

Carry on.

The very first time I had sushi was at a traditional dinner in Japan.
So, I'll take 100 months of TF.

No Can Do, However, you can have my respect.


It was pretty funny when they brought in a bowl of what looked like shoestring potatoes and I was scarfing them down, but were actually tiny fish breaded and deep fried whole. Got a little queasy once I saw their eyes and what they were came into focus. Excused myself to the bathroom cuz I thought I might hurl, but their toilets there are just holes in the floor, not something you sit on. That was even more nasty to me, so I went back and finished my meal. I was like 11 at the time.
Not a CSB
 
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