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I have guns, and two kids, but I'm not a bit worried. In order to access my guns you have to...
1. Unlock the locked closet in the garage. 2. Move a 30lb Honda generator. 3. Move a 30lb toolbox full of my Grandpa's tools. 4. Disassemble my dust-collection intake system. 5. Maneuver the large and unwieldy dust-collector out of the small closet.
Only then do you have access to the safe. Then, to get to a point where you could pull a trigger, you'd have to...
6. Open the gun safe using a key or a blowtorch. 7. Open the combination lock on the hard case of your choice. 8. Finally, open the combination trigger lock on the (unloaded) gun.
I figure if you've managed to get to this point, you're can do with my guns what you will.
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