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(Letters of Note)   Patrick Hitler's letter to FDR asking to fight against uncle   (lettersofnote.com) divider line 126
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2012-08-03 07:19:47 PM
Wikipedia entry on this guy:

In 1933, William Patrick Hitler returned to Nazi Germany in an attempt to benefit from his uncle's rise to power. His uncle found him a job in a bank. Later, William worked at an Opel automobile factory, and later still as a car salesman. Dissatisfied with these jobs, William persisted in asking his uncle for a better job, writing to him with blackmail threats that he would sell embarrassing stories about the family to the newspapers. Among these threats was included the exposition of Alois Jr.'s bigamous marriage and Adolf's supposed homosexuality with Jewish boys.[citation needed]

In 1938, Adolf Hitler asked William to relinquish his British citizenship in exchange for a high-ranking job. Expecting a trap, William decided to flee Nazi Germany; he again tried to blackmail his uncle with threats. This time, William threatened to tell the press that Hitler's alleged paternal grandfather was actually a Jewish merchant. Returning to London he wrote an article for Look magazine titled "Why I Hate my Uncle."[2] However William did return, briefly, to Germany in 1938, possibly as a British agent. William's role in Germany in the late 1930s is unsubstantiated.


What a charming family.
 
2012-08-03 08:03:44 PM
Frank Stallone wrote a substantially similar letter to the Soviet Union
 
2012-08-03 09:31:57 PM
TLDR
 
2012-08-03 09:32:44 PM
Nice to meet you. The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.
 
2012-08-03 09:34:15 PM

danielscissorhands: The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.


Lulz.
 
2012-08-03 09:34:21 PM

danielscissorhands: The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.


The filter made that even better...
 
2012-08-03 09:34:24 PM
wtf... Typo caused filter pawn...lol

meant to say:

"Nice to meet you, the name'shiatler, Pat Hitler."

/damn this phone
 
2012-08-03 09:35:12 PM

dg41: danielscissorhands: The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.

The filter made that even better...


lol... Yup!
 
2012-08-03 09:35:13 PM
He probably lived down in the Village with all the hipsters of the day.
www.australiannetworkentertainment.com
 
2012-08-03 09:35:32 PM
I remember reading about this guy before and he came across as a desperate attention whore. He would be on a reality show today and a celebrity.

Adolf, not Patrick.
 
2012-08-03 09:36:06 PM

danielscissorhands: wtf... Typo caused filter pawn...lol

meant to say:

"Nice to meet you, the name'shiatler, Pat Hitler."

/damn this phone


LOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
 
2012-08-03 09:36:12 PM

danielscissorhands: meant to say:

"Nice to meet you, the name'shiatler, Pat Hitler."

/damn this phone


This could be epic...
 
2012-08-03 09:36:15 PM
whaaaaaaaaat?

Turns out there never was a typo.

Geez!
 
2012-08-03 09:37:05 PM
He was basically the black sheep of the Hitler family

www.ynetnews.com
 
2012-08-03 09:38:01 PM
i thought maybe i forgot to leave a space between the word starting with and and the word starting with h....

But, no.

It pwned me, anyway,
 
2012-08-03 09:38:07 PM
I'd change my name, really. Become Mr. Hilter.
 
2012-08-03 09:39:04 PM
lol
 
2012-08-03 09:39:11 PM

Novart: He was basically the black sheep of the Hitler family

[www.ynetnews.com image 408x310]


Alright, we're done here.
 
2012-08-03 09:39:30 PM
Gee Wally I hope he wasn't trying to make money offuva his being his nephew and stuff , that would just rustle my Jimmies.
 
2012-08-03 09:39:56 PM
About three sentences in I thought, 'Get to the point!'

They sure were wordy back then. How many tweets would that thing have taken?
 
2012-08-03 09:41:03 PM
Pet Hitler?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-08-03 09:41:06 PM

Novart: He was basically the black sheep of the Hitler family


Like Marilyn Munster, I wonder if he ever thought that he was the freak of the group and ashamed of himself for not being more genocidal.
 
2012-08-03 09:42:06 PM
Snowball I was run over by Hitler's beer swilling brother Patrick.
 
2012-08-03 09:43:48 PM

mallorn: About three sentences in I thought, 'Get to the point!'

They sure were wordy back then. How many tweets would that thing have taken?


Before your mamma spit you out of her crotch the world was in black and white. We changed it...just for you.
 
2012-08-03 09:43:57 PM

WordsnCollision: Pet Hitler?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]


farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-03 09:45:19 PM
Pat Hitler, eh?

Do you know who else had the surname "Hitler"?
 
2012-08-03 09:46:50 PM
Appro.... zzzzzzzzzz

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-08-03 09:47:48 PM

WordsnCollision: Pet Hitler?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]


He'll definitely conquer the world on his next incarnation.
 
2012-08-03 09:49:19 PM
"Patrick O' Hitler's" would be a great name for a bar.
 
2012-08-03 09:49:39 PM
Godwinned from the headline.
 
2012-08-03 09:51:00 PM

Feel_the_velvet: Pat Hitler, eh?

Do you know who else had the surname "Hitler"?


Sheesh, that took long enough.
 
2012-08-03 09:52:17 PM
Too bad the headline wasn't "Hitler's Letter to President to fight UNCLE."
 
2012-08-03 09:53:13 PM

Abox: WordsnCollision: Pet Hitler?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]

[farm2.staticflickr.com image 423x500]


catsthatlooklikehitler.com
 
2012-08-03 09:53:34 PM
www.ynetnews.com

Is he being menaced by WC Fields in drag?
 
2012-08-03 09:54:43 PM
Hitler's grandmother refused to reveal the identity of her child's father to her death...
 
2012-08-03 09:55:01 PM
You know who else wanted to join the US Navy?
 
2012-08-03 09:55:06 PM
i873.photobucket.com

Got nothin'.
 
2012-08-03 10:01:30 PM

Loucifer: Appro.... zzzzzzzzzz

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Goddamnit, I was gonna post this!

Props, bro.

/Yours was funnier than mine would have been.
 
2012-08-03 10:03:27 PM
shiatler is now my new name for Ted Nugent
 
2012-08-03 10:03:51 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: You know who else wanted to join the US Navy?


John F. Hitler
 
2012-08-03 10:05:47 PM
What about his brother, the noted character actor Chip Hitler?
 
2012-08-03 10:05:58 PM

danielscissorhands: Nice to meet you. The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.


s1.b3ta.com
 
2012-08-03 10:10:02 PM
So did he become Pat Hilter after the war or what?
 
2012-08-03 10:10:19 PM
Maybe he was just trying to show his commitment to fighting Adolf, but it seemed weird to me that he was like yeah the Brits and Canadians didn't want me, but can I join you guys. Doesn't sound like the loyalty the military would be looking for.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:43 PM

lenfromak: So did he become Pat Hilter after the war or what?


He changed his last name to Stuart-Houston, basically a mix of the most stereotypical British and American names you can find.
 
2012-08-03 10:13:05 PM
Winning WWII has produced amazing results. Multiculturalism, an alliance with Israel, over fifty percent divorce rate resulting in the highest prison population on the planet, the list goes on and on. Suck it Hitler!
 
2012-08-03 10:14:43 PM
He's like a real-life Chad Vader.
 
2012-08-03 10:15:29 PM

wedun: danielscissorhands: Nice to meet you. The name'shiatler, Pat Hitler.

[s1.b3ta.com image 300x352]


Wow, somebody actually conceptualized that, and then created it.
 
2012-08-03 10:16:19 PM

Degenz: mallorn: About three sentences in I thought, 'Get to the point!'

They sure were wordy back then. How many tweets would that thing have taken?

Before your mamma spit you out of her crotch the world was in black and white. We changed it...just for you.


Research. Collage Studants!
 
2012-08-03 10:20:05 PM
What a burden of a name to carry through life.
At least his middle name isn't Hussein.
iranpoliticsclub.net
 
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