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(Boomstick Comics)   Action film to team up Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, and... James Franco?   (boomstickcomics.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, James Franco, action movies, homefront, Gary Fleder  
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2389 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Aug 2012 at 10:35 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-03 10:16:38 PM  
So they decided to include an actor in the mix.
 
2012-08-03 10:49:48 PM  
Think he can handle it.

Franco has already been in 3 art-house action movies about a guy who thought he was a spider.

It's okay if you've never heard of it, subby.
 
2012-08-03 10:59:28 PM  

stoli n coke: Think he can handle it.

Franco has already been in 3 art-house action movies about a guy who thought he was a spider.

It's okay if you've never heard of it, subby.


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/this is now a spiderman thread
 
2012-08-03 11:08:50 PM  
I'll spend no more than 8 cents on that piece of crap.

Sad.
 
2012-08-03 11:16:52 PM  

BumpInTheNight: stoli n coke: Think he can handle it.

Franco has already been in 3 art-house action movies about a guy who thought he was a spider.

It's okay if you've never heard of it, subby.

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/this is now a spiderman thread


I'll play.....

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2012-08-03 11:18:36 PM  
Doesn't Jason Statham play the same character in EVERY movie he's in?
 
2012-08-03 11:18:58 PM  
Pertinent to a Stallone/Statham flick:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 11:22:54 PM  

Mugato: So they decided to include an actor in the mix.


Who? Statham? James Franco sucks as an actor, every time hes in a a film he ruins the experience, barely better than the dude from transformers.
 
2012-08-03 11:25:05 PM  
So they wanted a poor rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Got it.
 
2012-08-03 11:35:49 PM  
Yes, James Franco.

Every "Godfather" needs a Fredo.
 
2012-08-03 11:40:57 PM  
i514.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 12:09:21 AM  
"The Exhalables"?
 
2012-08-04 12:29:31 AM  

Surool: Every "Godfather" needs a Fredo.


That makes no sense, Fredo was played by a good actor, franco doesnt fit that description.
 
2012-08-04 12:47:48 AM  
these hommage action movies need more Oliver Grunner. Totally under rated.
 
2012-08-04 01:06:55 AM  

Summoner101: Pertinent to a Stallone/Statham flick:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x368]


Approves.

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2012-08-04 02:03:02 AM  
I've come to the conclusion that the only action movies worth watching have Danny Trejo in them, preferably in a starring role. The only recent exception to that was biatch Slap. Iron Sky was also good, but I'm not sure that was an action movie, strictly speaking. The fact remains, Danny Trejo makes movies better. Machete, Bad Ass, they starred Danny Trejo, and were awesome. The Star Wars prequels did not have Danny Trejo in them at all, and sucked.

The evidence is clear.
 
2012-08-04 02:49:21 AM  
Stallone?

*shudder*
 
2012-08-04 03:08:27 AM  
So good.

/really surprised it took this long
 
2012-08-04 03:52:37 AM  
Who the hell is James Franco?

I thought we were talking about Philip DeFranco
 
2012-08-04 04:18:41 AM  
So I read the description and am I the only one who thinks they have it backwards (it's early here, and I may not have gotten enough sleep, so I could have this wrong)...

But Statham is the good guy and Franco is the villain? Am I the only one would thinks it would be better if it were the other way around?
 
2012-08-04 05:17:37 AM  

Six_By_Nine: So I read the description and am I the only one who thinks they have it backwards (it's early here, and I may not have gotten enough sleep, so I could have this wrong)...

But Statham is the good guy and Franco is the villain? Am I the only one would thinks it would be better if it were the other way around?


Probably...but then, you've probably never watched Franco ham it up on General Hospital, either...
 
2012-08-04 06:54:20 AM  

Six_By_Nine: So I read the description and am I the only one who thinks they have it backwards (it's early here, and I may not have gotten enough sleep, so I could have this wrong)...

But Statham is the good guy and Franco is the villain? Am I the only one would thinks it would be better if it were the other way around?


Statham plays a good guy well - Transporter, The Mechanic - people doing a job for the job's sake, and doing it well. For the bad guy, you want unpredictability, and I think Franco wins that contest hands down.
 
2012-08-04 01:39:28 PM  
If only Franco had been to the gym in 26 minutes instead of sleeping in class at Harvard.

/gosh some people have it so tough
 
2012-08-04 05:10:15 PM  

Lsherm: Six_By_Nine: So I read the description and am I the only one who thinks they have it backwards (it's early here, and I may not have gotten enough sleep, so I could have this wrong)...

But Statham is the good guy and Franco is the villain? Am I the only one would thinks it would be better if it were the other way around?

Statham plays a good guy well - Transporter, The Mechanic - people doing a job for the job's sake, and doing it well. For the bad guy, you want unpredictability, and I think Franco wins that contest hands down.


yoooooooooooouuuu....did not watch spider-man 3 did you? or any james franco movie for that matter. the guy makes plain white wonder bread seem like carnivale in rio
 
2012-08-04 07:34:30 PM  

danreb123456789: Doesn't Jason Statham play the same character in EVERY movie he's in?


The guy MadAzza wants to fark? Yes.

Actually, I don't want to fark him. I want HIM to fark ME.

I want him to grab me, throw me down, tear my shirt open and assault my tits with his mouth while I struggle. I want him to push up my skirt, tear off my panties and tease me with the head of his uncut cock, while I pant and beg beneath him. I want him hold my wrists over my head and tease me with his tongue until I'm practically crying for release. I want him to jam his hardness into me all at once, to make me gasp and flail and scream as he pounds selfishly, taking what he wants as he gives me what I need.
 
2012-08-04 08:05:55 PM  
So is it called Homefront or Homeland? I heard homefront and thought it was going to be based upon the game.
 
2012-08-06 10:25:56 AM  
Franco was awesome as himself in 30 Rock.
 
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