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(Yahoo)   The eternally classy RNC uses the occasion of the President's birthday to launch "baracksbirthdaycards.com" where the GOP faithful can make e-cards to send to the president. Hilarity sure to ensue   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-08-03 03:36:52 PM  
DRTFA but I would like to watch all the derptards using the apostrophe in the url.
 
2012-08-03 03:45:16 PM  
www.baracksbirthdaycards.com


"...because I don't need to waste any time campaigning against that moron the GOP put against me"
 
2012-08-03 03:58:26 PM  
What's a "brithday"?
 
2012-08-03 04:02:13 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's a "brithday"?


It'th the day you get your thircumthithion.
 
2012-08-03 04:11:28 PM  

Bloody William: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's a "brithday"?

It'th the day you get your thircumthithion.


Mathel tov!
 
2012-08-03 05:03:32 PM  
I scroll to the bottom of the page, and

i47.photobucket.com
AAAAHHHHHH
 
2012-08-03 09:39:48 PM  

Bloody William: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's a "brithday"?

It'th the day you get your thircumthithion.


I love you so much right now. I want to have your man-babies.
 
2012-08-03 09:42:17 PM  
media.cakecentral.com
 
2012-08-03 09:42:50 PM  
Wow, they even have the "Be terrified of brown socialists!" card. Awesome. I was kind of sad that it doesn't send it to Obama though.
 
2012-08-03 09:47:56 PM  

Mantour: [media.cakecentral.com image 600x746]


The future Obama? Oh, crap, his time machine moves in two directions?
 
2012-08-03 09:48:34 PM  
l3.yimg.com

But... he didn't bake that. I don't get it. Are the Republicans saying that the President is as responsible for baking his own birthday cake as business owners are responsible for building their own businesses?

Seriously, GOP, your messaging is terrible.
 
2012-08-03 09:49:49 PM  
I'm betting some tard will make some second amendment "joke" and the secret service will have to put in some overtime to put a boot in their ass.
 
2012-08-03 09:50:23 PM  
Just wait until Weedlord Bonerhitler finds out about this.
 
2012-08-03 09:50:47 PM  
Because if there's one thing the GOP is known for, it's humor.
 
2012-08-03 09:51:00 PM  
I'm sure all of the cards will be tasteful and erudite and in no way containing thinly-veiled racism. Because when I think Republicans, I think masters of class of sophistication.
 
2012-08-03 09:51:46 PM  

magusdevil: [l3.yimg.com image 310x231]

But... he didn't bake that. I don't get it. Are the Republicans saying that the President is as responsible for baking his own birthday cake as business owners are responsible for building their own businesses?

Seriously, GOP, your messaging is terrible.


Not only that, I think it is one of those 7-11 cakes.
 
2012-08-03 09:52:24 PM  
It's August and the POTUS is working? I seem to remember a recent eight-year period when the President took the whole month of August off.
 
2012-08-03 09:53:44 PM  
Dear Mr. President, Happy Birthday! And thanks for saving us from these ignorant farktards. Best, Dr. Zom
 
2012-08-03 09:59:25 PM  

farkityfarker: It's August and the POTUS is working? I seem to remember a recent eight-year period when the President took the whole month of August off.


He took 1/3 of his tenure as president off. Close to 3 years, 1000+ days, of his eight years in office.
 
2012-08-03 09:59:54 PM  
Tried to send a card with a funny caption to myself in an attempt to repost it here. Didn't get it yet. Did the GOP renege on their promises, like usual?
 
2012-08-03 10:01:23 PM  
Burning crosses?
 
2012-08-03 10:01:36 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm sure all of the cards will be tasteful and erudite and in no way containing thinly-veiled racism. Because when I think Republicans, I think masters of class of sophistication.


Republican cards never contain thinly-veiled racism. Their racism is front and center and dancing the Charleston by the light of a burning cross.
 
2012-08-03 10:04:18 PM  

Sabyen91: Mantour: [media.cakecentral.com image 600x746]

The future Obama? Oh, crap, his time machine moves in two directions?


Only you and I, Obama had a PRE-birthday cakes
 
2012-08-03 10:05:10 PM  
Opps...

UNLIKE you and I, Obama had a PRE Birthday cake!
 
2012-08-03 10:06:39 PM  
He has a a thank you card ready:
noclipmode.com
 
2012-08-03 10:07:47 PM  
Weedlord BoehnerHitler
 
2012-08-03 10:07:58 PM  
This is a huge step forward for the GOP. They are actually acknowledging that Obama has a birthday.
 
2012-08-03 10:08:03 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's a "brithday"?


It's when Amercians celebrate being born in Amercia, so Obummer can't have one anyway.
 
2012-08-03 10:08:28 PM  

Mantour: Opps...

UNLIKE you and I, Obama had a PRE Birthday cake!


Does that mean Romney had a retroactive birthday cake?
 
2012-08-03 10:12:43 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Tried to send a card with a funny caption to myself in an attempt to repost it here. Didn't get it yet. Did the GOP renege on their promises, like usual?


They probably sent it to a rich person. It will eventually trickle down to you.
 
2012-08-03 10:12:50 PM  

Mantour: Sabyen91: Mantour: [media.cakecentral.com image 600x746]

The future Obama? Oh, crap, his time machine moves in two directions?

Only you and I, Obama had a PRE-birthday cakes


Is that like an UN-birthday cake? Or is it just a lie?
 
2012-08-03 10:14:01 PM  
Seems really low to go out of your way to give someone grief because it's their birthday.

That's rather clearly saying "I despise your very existence".

I know more than a few on the right feel that way about the guy, but I'd have thought the RNC was slightly better than that.

Guess not.
 
2012-08-03 10:15:20 PM  

GhostFish: I'd have thought the RNC was slightly better than that.


Where have you been since January 20, 2009?
 
2012-08-03 10:19:57 PM  

magusdevil: [l3.yimg.com image 310x231]

But... he didn't bake that. I don't get it. Are the Republicans saying that the President is as responsible for baking his own birthday cake as business owners are responsible for building their own businesses?

Seriously, GOP, your messaging is terrible.


Mr. Posident?

Somebody call Cakewrecks.
 
2012-08-03 10:20:04 PM  

GhostFish: but I'd have thought the RNC was slightly better than that.


Lee Atwater is laughing at you from hell.
 
2012-08-03 10:22:08 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: magusdevil: [l3.yimg.com image 310x231]

But... he didn't bake that. I don't get it. Are the Republicans saying that the President is as responsible for baking his own birthday cake as business owners are responsible for building their own businesses?

Seriously, GOP, your messaging is terrible.

Mr. Posident?

Somebody call Cakewrecks.


I believe that's his rap name: MC Posident in the house!
 
2012-08-03 10:22:37 PM  

Isn't the RNC rather scraping the bottom of the barrel here?

1) Harvest the emails of people they help send mild hate-mail to Obama.
2) Harvest the emails of their friends and families that they want to brag to about sending mild hate mail to Obama.

"Instructions:
Next, send your free Barack Birthday Card to friends & family!
Enter up to 20 email addresses separated by commas or add names from your address book by clicking on the icon below. "
 
2012-08-03 10:22:40 PM  

Teufelaffe: Just wait until Weedlord Bonerhitler finds out about this.


Happy alleged Birthday, Man Who Calls Himself Obama.

Love,
Weedlord Bonerhitler

p.s.: Fart
 
2012-08-03 10:24:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm sure all of the cards will be tasteful and erudite and in no way containing thinly-veiled racism. Because when I think Republicans, I think masters of class of sophistication.


I'll be shocked if any of them contain any degree of actual humor.
 
2012-08-03 10:27:52 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: Sock Ruh Tease: Tried to send a card with a funny caption to myself in an attempt to repost it here. Didn't get it yet. Did the GOP renege on their promises, like usual?

They probably sent it to a rich personJob Creator. It will eventually trickle down to you.

 
2012-08-03 10:31:44 PM  
No doubt, the messages will be thoughtful and devoid of any spelling or grammar errors. Too bad they only allow for 140 characters.
 
2012-08-03 10:36:14 PM  
Yay I LOVE totally not racist Republican humor!

bossip.files.wordpress.com
wonkette.com

allotherpersons.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-03 10:38:32 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Tried to send a card with a funny caption to myself in an attempt to repost it here. Didn't get it yet. Did the GOP renege on their promises, like usual?


Finally got it. It came with the default comment instead of the message I added. Stupid farks.
 
2012-08-03 10:41:17 PM  

gadian: I'm betting some tard will make some second amendment "joke" and the secret service will have to put in some overtime to put a boot in their ass.


Not only that, they'll likely cry fowl over 'free speech'/abuse of power when they find out the office doesn't take threats lightly, even idle ones.
 
2012-08-03 10:46:46 PM  
This thread makes me want cake.
 
2012-08-03 10:47:32 PM  
WTF?
www.baracksbirthdaycards.com
 
2012-08-03 10:48:39 PM  
In retrospect, Michael Steele was doing an almost superhuman job. Mad props my 1% hommie, I'll remember you when I crack this 40. They did you dirty and only now do I appreciate.
 
2012-08-03 10:54:34 PM  
Where's the Romney Card:

I, Mittens Rmoney, saved so much money this year thanks to you pussing out during the last budget negations. Let's do it again this year.

Love,
Mittens
 
2012-08-03 10:57:32 PM  

jaytkay: Yay I LOVE totally not racist Republican humor!

[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 420x314]
[wonkette.com image 480x341]

[allotherpersons.files.wordpress.com image 415x221]


That last one is especially funny when you consider all the fat white Teabaggers who stuffed their faces with fried chicken this week.
 
2012-08-03 11:11:23 PM  
Do mormons even celebrate birthdays? Or am I thinking of the Jehovah's Witnesses?
 
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