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(Mega 949)   Arizona town's historic 84 yr old cotton gin being torn down because it's filled with roosting penguins. Wait, what?   (mega949.com) divider line 83
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2012-08-03 02:22:32 PM
You ever had a penguin infestation? It's terrible. Large birds waddling around, taking over your swimming pools.
 
2012-08-03 02:41:26 PM
i105.photobucket.com

Approve.
 
2012-08-03 02:53:41 PM
Hopefully, they'll find them work at the BBC running light entertainment programming.
 
2012-08-03 03:08:17 PM
Pigeons. Some AP writer farked up while cribbing from the AZ Republic.

Link
 
2012-08-03 03:12:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Pigeons. Some AP writer farked up while cribbing from the AZ Republic.

Link


Look, facts do not belong in Fark threads.
 
2012-08-03 03:28:28 PM
That would actually have improved the town's image.
 
2012-08-03 03:34:48 PM
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2012-08-03 03:42:35 PM
If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.
 
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2012-08-03 03:55:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Pigeons. Some AP writer farked up while cribbing from the AZ Republic.

Link


How do you know AZ Republic didn't fark it up while cribbing from Mega 949?
 
2012-08-03 03:56:03 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 460x360]

Approve.


So, how do you feel about sex on the telly?
 
2012-08-03 04:02:53 PM

simplicimus:

So, how do you feel about sex on the telly?



I object to all the sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off!
 
2012-08-03 04:24:55 PM

FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.


No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"
 
2012-08-03 04:27:04 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"


They stamp them when they're small.
 
2012-08-03 04:31:56 PM

FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.


What about when they molt?
 
2012-08-03 04:41:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.

What about when they molt?


Lions don't moult!
 
2012-08-03 04:45:49 PM

FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.

What about when they molt?

Lions don't moult!


AH! But penguins do!

I run rings around you logically.
 
2012-08-03 04:48:25 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.

What about when they molt?

Lions don't moult!

AH! But penguins do!

I run rings around you logically.


OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
 
2012-08-03 04:56:39 PM

FloydA: simplicimus:

So, how do you feel about sex on the telly?


I object to all the sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off!


That's how toddlers get squashed by "TV sets".
 
2012-08-03 05:04:56 PM
img1.ranker.com
 
2012-08-03 05:07:27 PM
Doo be doo be doooh
 
2012-08-03 05:11:10 PM
"Pengooooinz tastes like Chickinzzzzz"

www.minorlooneytunes.com
 
2012-08-03 05:14:26 PM
I blame Linus Torvalds actually.
 
2012-08-03 05:16:12 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Pigeons. Some AP writer farked up while cribbing from the AZ Republic.

Link


I bet you are a laugh riot at funerals too.
 
2012-08-03 05:16:39 PM
In other news Phoenix is in the Southern Hemisphere.
 
2012-08-03 05:31:34 PM

Walker: In other news Phoenix is in the Southern Hemisphere.


Just south of Argentina.
 
2012-08-03 05:37:50 PM

FloydA: I blame Linus Torvalds actually.


He is the most likely suspect in these darned penguin infestations.
 
2012-08-03 05:48:19 PM
aren't penguins an endangered species in Arizona? Has the community done an environmental impact statement to determine how it will effect the population if they tear down their roosting site?
 
2012-08-03 05:48:26 PM
Just bring in some seals. They'll get those penguins in a flash.
 
2012-08-03 05:48:57 PM
You think that's bad. It took all day to clean the eels out of my hovercraft.
 
2012-08-03 05:50:57 PM

weiserfireman: aren't penguins an endangered species in Arizona? Has the community done an environmental impact statement to determine how it will effect the population if they tear down their roosting site?


Look, they're just large rats in tuxedos. They'll find another place to roost.
 
2012-08-03 05:51:11 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Pigeons. Some AP writer farked up while cribbing from the AZ Republic.

Link


Yeah, that's what I figured. But penguins is much more funny.
 
2012-08-03 05:51:20 PM
i guess this is what it looks like.
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2012-08-03 05:51:42 PM
Read that as roasting penguins.

/mmm .... roasted penguin
 
2012-08-03 05:54:52 PM
It isn't impossible to see penguins as far north as Alaska.
 
2012-08-03 05:55:19 PM

weiserfireman: aren't penguins an endangered species in Arizona? Has the community done an environmental impact statement to determine how it will effect the population if they tear down their roosting site?


It'll be OK, as long as Morgan Freeman narrates the whole thing.

"For twenty days and twenty nights, the Emperor penguin will march to a place so extreme, it supports no other life. The most desolate place on earth... Arizona."
 
2012-08-03 05:56:57 PM
Now it's time for the penguin on top of you tv set to explode.
 
2012-08-03 05:58:10 PM
That would be your tv set...should preview first.
 
2012-08-03 06:01:31 PM
"Just bring in some seals. They'll get those penguins in a flash."

But... will they simply die off in winter?
 
2012-08-03 06:01:55 PM
commonsenseconspiracy.com

Wanted for questioning?
 
2012-08-03 06:03:33 PM
SISTER MARY: No! ... No!....I will not touch your filthy stolen money....
Jake lights a cigarette, tilts his head back and exhales.

JAKE: Well ... then, I guess you're really up shiat Creek.
Sister Mary wells up, towering with rage. She begins swatting him on the arm with a ruler

SISTER MARY: I beg your pardon...what did you say?

JAKE: I offered to help you. You said you wouldn't take our money, I said I guess you're really up shiat Creek.
She swats him again.

ELWOOD: Christ, Jake, take it easy.
She backhands Elwood with the ruler.

SISTER MARY: Elwood!
She cracks him on the knuckles.

ELWOOD: Ow, shiat!
She swats him again on the back of his head.

ELWOOD: Oww, ya fat penguin!
 
2012-08-03 06:08:40 PM
One thing I like to do sometimes is go look at where a city is on Google Maps, so I went to see were Buckeye was. That is the most ridiculous city limits I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-03 06:09:23 PM

phlegmmo: Read that as roasting penguins.

/mmm .... roasted penguin


They would be roasting under that tin roof in Buckeye. The average high temperature for August last year was a hair under 110 Fahrenheit. Under that roof? Much, much hotter.
 
2012-08-03 06:11:47 PM

FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.

What about when they molt?

Lions don't moult!

AH! But penguins do!

I run rings around you logically.

OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!


BURMA!!!!!
 
2012-08-03 06:14:28 PM

suthrnrunt: i guess this is what it looks like.
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...when penguins cry?
 
2012-08-03 06:16:10 PM

groppet: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FloydA: If it came from the zoo, it'd have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it.

No they wouldn't! You can't stamp a big lion "Property of the Zoo!"

They stamp them when they're small.

What about when they molt?

Lions don't moult!

AH! But penguins do!

I run rings around you logically.

OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

BURMA!!!!!


Wot, d'ya panic already?
 
2012-08-03 06:17:17 PM
Otherwise known as a cotton engine for people that can eee nun see ate
 
2012-08-03 06:21:13 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.
 
2012-08-03 06:23:03 PM
Gotta be careful if they're homing penguins. They'll scare the farkers out, tear down the old gin and next thing you know, they're back and nesting in your eavestroughs.
 
2012-08-03 06:24:05 PM
A guy is driving around in a pickup truck with about a dozen penguins in the back.

A cop pulls him over and says, "What the hell are you doing?!?"

The guy says, "I'm taking my penguins for a ride."

The cop says, "What?!? I don't even... Just take these penguins to the zoo. NOW!!"

Guy says, "Ok" and drives away.

The next day the guy's driving around with his penguins and this time they're all wearing sunglasses.

The same cop pulls him over and says, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

The guy says, "I did.... today we're going to the beach."

/Only penguin joke I got
//But it always makes me chuckle
 
2012-08-03 06:25:41 PM
As a resident of Arizona, I can confirm that I like Penguins.
 
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