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(Starpulse)   Stevie Wonder files for divorce, even though he isn't seeing someone else   (starpulse.com) divider line 46
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2012-08-03 03:31:15 PM
Remember watching him fall in love at NAMM a few months back.
 
2012-08-03 04:20:14 PM
Is it because of the 13 month old baby?
 
2012-08-03 04:21:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 04:24:59 PM
I was thinking of using the headline about him citing irreconcilable differences due to not seeing eye to eye, but I couldn't make myself go there.
 
2012-08-03 04:37:50 PM
I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.
 
2012-08-03 04:46:20 PM
img10.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 04:54:24 PM
I laughed and am going to hell...
 
2012-08-03 04:55:13 PM
I laughed and said "Wish I had thought of that."

/aisle seat please
 
2012-08-03 04:59:14 PM
Awesome!
 
2012-08-03 05:04:20 PM
By all accounts, Wonder has a wicked sense of humor, so I don't think anyone is going to hell for joking about hist blindness.
 
2012-08-03 05:07:57 PM
I suppose at the end, Stevie crash into a tree? Ha ha, very funny, mother-FARKER!
 
2012-08-03 05:09:36 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com

Doesn't get it.
 
2012-08-03 05:13:14 PM
I see HotY material, it's a shame Stevie can't
 
2012-08-03 05:17:05 PM
Obvious joke is obvious, but well-executed anyway.
 
2012-08-03 05:21:02 PM
If you have ever seen him in concert, he makes blind jokes constantly.
 
2012-08-03 05:33:52 PM

bulok: I see HotY material, it's a shame Stevie can't


Groooooaaaasassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaan
 
IP
2012-08-03 05:34:47 PM
Goddammit subby.
 
2012-08-03 05:35:10 PM

deeoh1: I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.


I couldn't laugh because my brain was too busy correcting the headline from someone else to anyone else, even though I don't know whether or not it is considered incorrect.
 
2012-08-03 05:39:13 PM

FTGodWin: deeoh1: I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.

I couldn't laugh because my brain was too busy correcting the headline from someone else to anyone else, even though I don't know whether or not it is considered incorrect.


For what it's worth, that's where I went, too.
 
2012-08-03 05:50:03 PM
phlegmmo

FTGodWin: deeoh1: I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.

I couldn't laugh because my brain was too busy correcting the headline from someone else to anyone else, even though I don't know whether or not it is considered incorrect.

For what it's worth, that's where I went, too.


thirded
 
2012-08-03 06:09:45 PM
"Stevie Wonder sang in 1814?"

2.bp.blogspot.com

"Yes, he did! But you must never tell him."
 
2012-08-03 06:17:03 PM

busy chillin': phlegmmo

FTGodWin: deeoh1: I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.

I couldn't laugh because my brain was too busy correcting the headline from someone else to anyone else, even though I don't know whether or not it is considered incorrect.

For what it's worth, that's where I went, too.

thirded


Fourthed...
 
2012-08-03 06:23:56 PM
+1, better than my headline
 
2012-08-03 06:25:45 PM
I guess he could't see what he was getting into.
 
2012-08-03 06:35:46 PM
Stevie Wonder is a living legend. That is all.
 
2012-08-03 06:43:00 PM

T.rex: Stevie Wonder is a living legend. That is all.


For sure.

/That's what friends are for.

//seeing him next weekend; however; that has no bearing on whether or not I am getting a kick...
 
2012-08-03 07:02:13 PM
Your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it, subby.


/one of the most talented human beings on the planet. He may have peaked 35 years ago but it was a hell of a peak
 
2012-08-03 07:13:12 PM

Snapper Carr: Your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it, subby.


Your mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
 
2012-08-03 07:17:48 PM
Jokes that never get old, exhibit #183:

www.cadred.org
 
2012-08-03 07:18:28 PM
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
 
2012-08-03 07:22:56 PM
The ironic thing is, SHE didn't see it coming.

YEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-08-03 07:40:27 PM
Stevie wanted some part-time love on the side, with another mon cherie amor.
 
2012-08-03 07:43:42 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

subby,

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-03 08:07:06 PM
Soon as i saw that picture of her i thought, Good thing he's blind.
 
2012-08-03 09:18:22 PM

EngineerBoy: busy chillin': phlegmmo

FTGodWin: deeoh1: I feel so farking dirty for laughing at that headline.

I couldn't laugh because my brain was too busy correcting the headline from someone else to anyone else, even though I don't know whether or not it is considered incorrect.

For what it's worth, that's where I went, too.

thirded

Fourthed...


Fifthded. And it ruined it for me, hence I did not laugh and will not be going to hell. For this, anyway.
 
2012-08-03 09:23:06 PM
He is black and she was white, he is blind as a bat and she has sight

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-08-03 09:39:16 PM

Gordon Bennett: Jokes that never get old, exhibit #183:

[www.cadred.org image 460x577]


Gordon Bleedin' Bennett that was funny.
 
2012-08-03 10:09:41 PM
His Signed, Sealed, Deliver album cover of "We Can Work It Out" is the only Beatles cover that I thought was better than the original.
 
2012-08-03 11:37:17 PM
You would have to be blind to think that marriage would work out.
 
2012-08-03 11:41:29 PM

spaxoid: Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Well, yo mama got an afro with a chin strao,
 
2012-08-04 12:12:35 AM
Stevie has a great sense of humor. As a kid, he had someone tell him what Dionne Warwick was wearing and then walked up to her and proceeded to tell her how awful it was. Word is she never wore it again even though she knew Stevie couldn't see it.
 
2012-08-04 07:00:50 AM
Subby, you are so bad but that was funny!
 
2012-08-04 07:37:38 AM
Have you seen his wife?

/Neither has he
 
2012-08-04 04:54:27 PM

FabulousFreep: Soon as i saw that picture of her i thought, Good thing he's blind.


No joke, she looks like Fuzzy Wuzzy
 
2012-08-04 07:18:33 PM
If you have ever seen him in concert

No doubt his concert schedule will increase, as will the inevitable 'duets' or other efforts some might consider 'rehashes' or him otherwise milking his career. The reason a LOT of these folks do it is cause they HAVE to do it as the gold digger has 80% of everything he's ever created/sung/etc.

/hang tight Stevie - you are a true musical deity...
 
2012-08-05 04:25:49 PM
If I was blind I'd want a wife of characiture proportions like Ice T's Coco. Being blind would be like a normal person going on Disney rides every day.
 
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