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(The Daily Dolt)   Super cute lesbian couple invites Chick-fil-A president to dinner ("super cute" as in "awww" not "smokin' hot," so delete that snarky comment you just wrote)   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 278
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2012-08-03 01:14:43 PM  
What's the point if we can't make snarky comments?
 
2012-08-03 02:00:54 PM  
I call shenanigans. They aren't hysterical, spray-painting things, calling them bad names or anything.
 
2012-08-03 02:14:41 PM  
Nice to see Sam Kinison got rid of that goofy hat.
 
2012-08-03 02:55:30 PM  

minoridiot: Nice to see Sam Kinison got rid of that goofy hat.


See, this is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-08-03 03:26:56 PM  

minoridiot: Nice to see Sam Kinison got rid of that goofy hat.

i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 03:28:45 PM  
One wonders where lesbians find the time to eat with all that scissoring and muff diving and sinning and all.
 
2012-08-03 03:30:18 PM  

minoridiot: Nice to see Sam Kinison got rid of that goofy hat.


Why? Why would you do that? I have Crystal Light Fruit Punch all over my keyboard now.
 
2012-08-03 03:32:00 PM  
Eh, I'd watch 'em use each other as handpuppets.
 
2012-08-03 04:17:20 PM  
Nothing says "super cute" like an arson arraignment.
 
2012-08-03 04:32:57 PM  

Politicandy: What's the point if we can't make snarky comments?


No kidding. Looks like at least one of them should be eating more salad and laying off the fast food chicken.
 
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2012-08-03 04:33:01 PM  

minoridiot: Nice to see Sam Kinison got rid of that goofy hat.


Damn you. Too slow...
 
2012-08-03 04:57:53 PM  
FTFA: witness first-hand their presumably depraved and un-Christian-like eating ritual, which may or may not involve praying to Jimmy Carter and farting on Jesus's head:

No, you're thinking of evangelical Republicans.
 
2012-08-03 04:59:42 PM  

Lsherm: Looks like at least one of them should be eating more salad and laying off the fast food chicken.


In real life you weigh one thousand pounds, don't you?

/hoggie-like typing detected
 
2012-08-03 05:03:41 PM  
That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.
 
2012-08-03 05:11:29 PM  

Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.


Chick-Fil-A bathrooms should become the new bathhouses or rest stop men's rooms.
 
2012-08-03 05:14:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Chick-Fil-A bathrooms should become the new bathhouses or rest stop men's rooms.


Oh, god...that's just asking for another pickle incident.
 
2012-08-03 05:20:45 PM  

Diogenes: FirstNationalBastard: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Chick-Fil-A bathrooms should become the new bathhouses or rest stop men's rooms.

Oh, god...that's just asking for another pickle incident.


Chick-Fil-A could advertise the fact that they put pickles on their sandwiches by having an ad where a handsome young man has a stream of pickle juice squirted in his mouth and all over his face.

I also advise gay people to make commercials reminiscent of the old Klondike Bar commercials, where they state that they would suck a dick for some Chick-Fil-A.
 
2012-08-03 05:23:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I also advise gay people to make commercials reminiscent of the old Klondike Bar commercials, where they state that they would suck a dick for some Chick-Fil-A.


I want to direct! Or better yet, cast!
 
2012-08-03 05:25:43 PM  

Diogenes: FirstNationalBastard: I also advise gay people to make commercials reminiscent of the old Klondike Bar commercials, where they state that they would suck a dick for some Chick-Fil-A.

I want to direct! Or better yet, cast!


Just remember to make sure that any commercial participant is true to their word. If they're not, send 'em packing with nothing but a McDonalds fish sandwich.
 
2012-08-03 05:51:37 PM  
something something Fil-A-Chick something something
 
2012-08-03 05:51:42 PM  
Meh, I'd put a baby in both.

/oh wait...
 
2012-08-03 05:55:30 PM  
So another "beer summit" to calm the natives
 
2012-08-03 05:55:48 PM  

Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.


Yeah, I'm sure all that profit the Cathy family could then contribute to anti-gay organizations would really bother them.
 
2012-08-03 05:57:27 PM  
I'm absolutely certain they'll be able to change his opinion about the wrath of God against homosexuals.
 
2012-08-03 05:58:42 PM  
Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?
 
2012-08-03 05:59:07 PM  
Honestly, I am glad to see tolerant opposition, but I would just as soon watch CFA dry up in a sea of bankruptcy because of this.
 
2012-08-03 05:59:15 PM  

Farking Canuck: Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?


The Olympics threads.
 
2012-08-03 06:00:39 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Yeah, I'm sure all that profit the Cathy family could then contribute to anti-gay organizations would really bother them.


Step 1) Go to the restaurant and order some fries.
Step 2) Sit down with your gay lover and lovingly feed each other french fries for a good 30 minutes. Use a lot of free ketchup and napkins.
Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 every day until you get arrested, and then it goes on the news, and then more gay couples start doing it
 
2012-08-03 06:03:05 PM  
I'm not sure super cute applies, but I would agree to adorable.

/Southern lesbians are teh best. All the political correctness, none of the bile.

Rev. Skarekroe: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Yeah, I'm sure all that profit the Cathy family could then contribute to anti-gay organizations would really bother them.


Meh. They give, like 1 percent of their charitable munniez to anti-gay hate groups. The rest goes to mainstream Xtian charities.
 
2012-08-03 06:04:00 PM  
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2012-08-03 06:05:19 PM  
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2012-08-03 06:05:23 PM  

Diogenes: FirstNationalBastard: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Chick-Fil-A bathrooms should become the new bathhouses or rest stop men's rooms.

Oh, god...that's just asking for another pickle incident.


Careful now, that's just a Lucky Charm away from a banning...
 
2012-08-03 06:08:31 PM  
What a pointless gesture.
 
2012-08-03 06:08:33 PM  
I'm not sure super cute applies, but I would agree to adorable.

/Southern lesbians are teh best. All the political correctness, none of the bile.

Rev. Skarekroe: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Yeah, I'm sure all that profit the Cathy family could then contribute to anti-gay organizations would really bother them.


Meh. They give, like 1 percent of their charitable munniez to anti-gay hate groups. The rest goes to mainstream Xtian charities.
 
2012-08-03 06:08:43 PM  
Lando Lincoln


That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.


That would be. CFA could even revise their menu to specify which type of chicken the customer wants.

"Welcome to Chick Fil A, which type of chicken would you like - hen or cock"

"Hen, I'll be having cock for dessert"
 
2012-08-03 06:09:28 PM  

Hobodeluxe:


This. I can't help but think a lot of christians missed the general "don't be a dick" part of Jesus' message.

News flash: if god didn't want that shiat, he would stop it. After all, he did a pretty damn good job with Sadam and the Gamoreans...
 
2012-08-03 06:11:00 PM  
Isn't the possessive form of Jesus: Jesus'? (as in ...Jimmy Carter, and farting on Jesus' head.)
 
2012-08-03 06:11:03 PM  
Isn't a man named Cathy on the wrong side of the issue?

/just sayin'
//I guess he can't take a joke
///Bullied in grade school
 
2012-08-03 06:11:19 PM  

Farking Canuck: Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-03 06:12:45 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 311x311]


Makes me wish I still used Facebook, just to post that.

It'd make me less likely to have to spend a couple grand on plane tickets, hotel, and Christmas gifts this year, as I wouldn't be invited home for the holidays.
 
2012-08-03 06:13:22 PM  
I like that they're trying to "turn this debate into a dialogue". It seems like an antiquated sentiment in this day and age of absolute opinions, but I'm really glad people like this exist.
 
2012-08-03 06:14:22 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x717]


40 years? They look stupid now.
 
2012-08-03 06:16:36 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Rev. Skarekroe: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Yeah, I'm sure all that profit the Cathy family could then contribute to anti-gay organizations would really bother them.

Step 1) Go to the restaurant and order some fries.
Step 2) Sit down with your gay lover and lovingly feed each other french fries for a good 30 minutes. Use a lot of free ketchup and napkins.
Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 every day until you get arrested, and then it goes on the news, and then more gay couples start doing it


I see what you're sayin', but...

If'n ya order up then refuse the order because you didn't want your chicken with christian values. The menu says nothing about anti-gay chicken, so you refuse to pay.

Would get the message across better, I'd think
 
2012-08-03 06:17:38 PM  
Hobodeluxe

What picture is That, looks to short to be one of Obama's unemployment lines. Could it be the line to get food stamps, no to short for that.
 
2012-08-03 06:18:08 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x717]


Hmmmm...... chances are the bottom picture is full of Democrats

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2012-08-03 06:19:39 PM  

Farking Canuck: Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2012-08-03 06:20:15 PM  
I just finished donating $50 dollars to give-a-damn.org, which addresses all the issues caused by homophobia, like homelessness in teens kicked out of their homes for being gay, promoting marriage equality, and addressing healthcare issues.

Originally I was going to ignore it, but today my co-workers started complaining about TEH GAYZ that were going to protest Chick-Fil-A. One co-worker commented that while they were out there, she was going to hit them with her car. When another co-worker said that wasn't very Christian-like, I laughed loud enough to get my point across.

Never going to Chick-Fil-A again. Instead, I estimated how much money I'd spend at Chick-Fil-A in a year, and donated it. They can eat shiat. Today I am just plain angry.
 
2012-08-03 06:20:45 PM  
Seriously? What make this cute?
 
2012-08-03 06:20:48 PM  
1/10 Elephantman,

/The "Owner of OPEC"?
 
2012-08-03 06:20:58 PM  

Buffalo77: Hobodeluxe

What picture is That, looks to short to be one of Obama's unemployment lines. Could it be the line to get food stamps, no to short for that.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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