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2012-08-03 06:21:18 PM
Elephantman

Snip snap.

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-08-03 06:21:20 PM
At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.
 
2012-08-03 06:22:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Eh, I'd watch 'em use each other as handpuppets.


farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-03 06:23:22 PM
i.imgur.com

Even dykes say YAY!
 
2012-08-03 06:23:29 PM

low_dazzle: Isn't the possessive form of Jesus: Jesus'? (as in ...Jimmy Carter, and farting on Jesus' head.)


That's only for plural. If it ends in 's' but is singular it can go either way.
 
2012-08-03 06:25:05 PM

stealthd: 1/10 Elephantman,

/The "Owner of OPEC"?


Yeah, I love that one.

I bet he owns stock in NASA.
 
2012-08-03 06:25:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 06:25:58 PM

FabulousFreep: At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.


So far they have set new records for sales, millions of people who didn't use them before have switched, and I figure the minimum l0ong term value of the publicity is $1 billion--plus.

And BTW: Did anyone care to look up the original quote which started this whole mess?

"---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---" How's that for hate speech?

I guess we know who the real haters are on this one.
 
2012-08-03 06:26:05 PM

FabulousFreep: At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.


A lot of morons think this is about getting people to change their minds. It's not. I am simply not going to allow my purchases to fund right-wing hate groups. They have the right to protest gay marriage and donate to whom they like, and I have the right to call them out on that horseshiat and no longer purchase there. That is all.
 
2012-08-03 06:26:12 PM

MrHappyRotter: [i.imgur.com image 640x358]

Even dykes say YAY!


Did someone blast the Dixie Chicks with the make-up gun set to whore?
 
2012-08-03 06:26:23 PM
towleroad.typepad.com
 
2012-08-03 06:28:33 PM
I still disapprove of race mixing, but strangely enough, I really don't care about gay marriage one way or another. Maybe because homosexuality doesn't result in droves of little mixed mongrels and single white moms.
 
2012-08-03 06:29:26 PM
Cute like a colostomy bag
 
2012-08-03 06:29:58 PM

olddinosaur: FabulousFreep: At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.

So far they have set new records for sales, millions of people who didn't use them before have switched, and I figure the minimum l0ong term value of the publicity is $1 billion--plus.

And BTW: Did anyone care to look up the original quote which started this whole mess?

"---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---" How's that for hate speech?

I guess we know who the real haters are on this one.


If you've been paying any attention, it's not about what an old fogey thinks, it's that this business is helping fund millions of dollars to hate groups. And some people decided they don't want to fund the business that funds the hate groups. There's a big difference between "Oh, I think such-and-such" versus "I'm going to pay millions of dollars to deny you your rights."
 
2012-08-03 06:30:31 PM
I wish we had Chick-fill-A around here (Minneapolis) because KFC is just farking gross.

Plus, who knows what any given Yum-Brand share-holders opinions are on issues that I hold dear.
 
2012-08-03 06:30:41 PM

Gato Blanco: FabulousFreep: At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.

A lot of morons think this is about getting people to change their minds. It's not. I am simply not going to allow my purchases to fund right-wing hate groups. They have the right to protest gay marriage and donate to whom they like, and I have the right to call them out on that horseshiat and no longer purchase there. That is all.


You are really hurting Wendys, today I discovered Chi-fil-A chicken is much better. Expensive but worth it.
 
2012-08-03 06:30:54 PM

Elephantman: Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x717]

Hmmmm...... chances are the bottom picture is full of Democrats

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 450x450]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 06:31:29 PM
Apparently one of them likes to play with matches
 
2012-08-03 06:31:59 PM

fusillade762: [towleroad.typepad.com image 480x287]


gotta get some protein in your stomach
 
2012-08-03 06:32:26 PM
All fried chicken sucks.

/Flame on.
 
2012-08-03 06:32:32 PM

MrHappyRotter: [i.imgur.com image 640x358]

Even dykes say YAY!


Dykes, nothing. That's a man, baby.
 
2012-08-03 06:34:00 PM

olddinosaur: And BTW: Did anyone care to look up the original quote which started this whole mess?

"---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---" How's that for hate speech?

I guess we know who the real haters are on this one.


Him, since he's supporting forcing rape victims to marry their rapists?
 
2012-08-03 06:34:19 PM

smitty04: [i.imgur.com image 500x385]


Don't forget that Rahm also supported the candidate 0bama who ran on a hateful anti-gay marriage agenda.
 
2012-08-03 06:34:23 PM

MrHappyRotter: [i.imgur.com image 640x358]

Even dykes say YAY!


Those dykes are hott............like a spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's.
 
2012-08-03 06:35:34 PM
Why are we looking at gays as the norm? It's a sickness!. My mom always said (before she died) "all they need is a good kick in the ass".
 
2012-08-03 06:35:43 PM

olddinosaur: FabulousFreep: At this point i really wish people would just STFU about the whole chik fila thing. They are probably having a banner month in sales and are NOT going to change anything about what they believe or who they contribute to.

So far they have set new records for sales, millions of people who didn't use them before have switched, and I figure the minimum l0ong term value of the publicity is $1 billion--plus.

And BTW: Did anyone care to look up the original quote which started this whole mess?

"---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---" How's that for hate speech?

I guess we know who the real haters are on this one.


Yes that was the original quote that started it, but it brought attention to the fact that the company has spent upwards of $2 million to help fund groups that are specifically against gay marriage.
 
2012-08-03 06:36:14 PM

CuttySupreme: I still disapprove of race mixing, but strangely enough, I really don't care about gay marriage one way or another. Maybe because homosexuality doesn't result in droves of little mixed mongrels and single white moms.


I'd rate this a 1/10 for being too strong, but I can't even tell if you're trolling or serious... so maybe a 10/10? I'll have to defer to someone more experienced.
 
2012-08-03 06:36:55 PM
My biggest problem with all of this is it is really making me crave a chick-fil-a sandwich. I disagree with them politically and don't want to be associated with the anti-gay people, but I really want one of their sandwiches. Sure I can make my own or go somewhere else, but it just isn't the same.
 
2012-08-03 06:37:03 PM

olddinosaur: "---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---"


So... guys should have multiple wives, and screw their servants if a wife can't produce an heir?
 
2012-08-03 06:37:42 PM
That's why I eat here :

i291.photobucket.com

link clicky pops
 
2012-08-03 06:38:41 PM

Elephantman: Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x717]

Hmmmm...... chances are the bottom picture is full of Democrats

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 450x450]


That is true. They were called Dixiecrats and they left the Democratic Party because of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 & Voting Rights Act of 1965 and joined the Party that stood against those measures: The Republican Party.
 
2012-08-03 06:38:48 PM

Elephantman: Hobodeluxe: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 373x717]

Hmmmm...... chances are the bottom picture is full of Democrats

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 450x450]



Not all gasoline is sold by opec (the US isn't a member of OPEC).
Like most christian, hateful and/or conservative image retorts, the argument behind that image is tenuous at best.
 
2012-08-03 06:39:16 PM
Can I invite them to lose some weight?
 
2012-08-03 06:39:17 PM

satanorsanta: My biggest problem with all of this is it is really making me crave a chick-fil-a sandwich. I disagree with them politically and don't want to be associated with the anti-gay people, but I really want one of their sandwiches. Sure I can make my own or go somewhere else, but it just isn't the same.


That's because if you go by the Chick-fil-gay video, it lacks the same seasoning and crispy exterior. Instead, go to the Food Lab.
www.seriouseats.com
 
2012-08-03 06:39:43 PM

gerbilpox: olddinosaur: "---I support the traditional Biblical definition of marriage---"

So... guys should have multiple wives, and screw their servants if a wife can't produce an heir?


Where do I sign up!?
 
2012-08-03 06:41:01 PM

smitty04: You are really hurting Wendys, today I discovered Chi-fil-A chicken is much better. Expensive but worth it.


img526.imageshack.us

http://www.businessinsider.com/a-bunch-of-wendys-restaurants-put-up-s i gns-that-say-we-stand-with-chick-fil-a-2012-8
 
2012-08-03 06:41:05 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 06:41:12 PM

Diogenes: FirstNationalBastard: Lando Lincoln: That would be pretty goddamn awesome if Chick-Fil-A's became the new gay hangouts all across America.

Chick-Fil-A bathrooms should become the new bathhouses or rest stop men's rooms.

Oh, god...that's just asking for another pickle incident.


Larry Craig might become a major stockholder.
 
2012-08-03 06:41:43 PM
I find it interesting - and in a 'sad' way - how the Left attacked the Texas sociologist who said that children raised by gay (both sexes) couples have more emotional problems that kids raised by normal, hetrosexual parents.

Instead of refuting the research they attacked the researcher, in essence to shut to the research.

Shame of homos for doing this stuff.
 
2012-08-03 06:42:24 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-03 06:42:40 PM

smitty04: [i.imgur.com image 500x385]


smitty04: Farking Canuck: Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x600]


Wow the butthurt is especially pronounced with this one today.
 
2012-08-03 06:44:54 PM

whidbey: smitty04: [i.imgur.com image 500x385]

smitty04: Farking Canuck: Hello?? Where are all the pix of the super-cute (aka hot) lesbians?!?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x600]

Wow the butthurt is especially pronounced with this one today.


The pitiful part is that he thinks those actually pass for comedy. He probably even loved the 1/2 Hour News Hour.
 
2012-08-03 06:45:46 PM
Did they invite other fast food CEOs to dinner? Is this a common thing that the les community does? What makes them think the owner of a successful business would want to come over to their house for dinner? What makes them think this CEO wants to socialize with two women that like to have sex with each other?
Wait a sec....I get it now, publicity stunt. Chick-Fli-A doesn't refuse service to gays. Treat gays unfairly. Chick-Fli-A will hire gays.
The owner doesn't like gays marrying, it's not a big deal.
This is typical democrat reasoning. Freedom of speech only applys to people that think like democrats and bow to the democrat agenda.
Instead of going out to dinner tonite, I'm taking the family to Chick Fli A. Nobody ever died from a little fast food but a lot of people did so that Americans could think and speak freely. I don't expect any looney libs to understand the cost of free speech or what happens when you lose it.
 
2012-08-03 06:46:42 PM
Any somewhat good looking female is suddenly OMGthehottestchickevar if she can ride a moto x bike, play the drums, drive a race car, fix an engine, 1337 c0d3r or parallel park.
 
2012-08-03 06:47:12 PM

TomD9938: I wish we had Chick-fill-A around here (Minneapolis) because KFC is just farking gross.

Plus, who knows what any given Yum-Brand share-holders opinions are on issues that I hold dear.


300 Washington Avenue Southeast Minneapolis, MN 55455
(612) 625-2037

/and that family really is adorable.
 
2012-08-03 06:47:12 PM

Launch Code: Did they invite other fast food CEOs to dinner? Is this a common thing that the les community does? What makes them think the owner of a successful business would want to come over to their house for dinner? What makes them think this CEO wants to socialize with two women that like to have sex with each other?
Wait a sec....I get it now, publicity stunt. Chick-Fli-A doesn't refuse service to gays. Treat gays unfairly. Chick-Fli-A will hire gays.
The owner doesn't like gays marrying, it's not a big deal.
This is typical democrat reasoning. Freedom of speech only applys to people that think like democrats and bow to the democrat agenda.
Instead of going out to dinner tonite, I'm taking the family to Chick Fli A. Nobody ever died from a little fast food but a lot of people did so that Americans could think and speak freely. I don't expect any looney libs to understand the cost of free speech or what happens when you lose it.


Kudos to you, sir.
 
2012-08-03 06:48:03 PM

satanorsanta: My biggest problem with all of this is it is really making me crave a chick-fil-a sandwich. I disagree with them politically and don't want to be associated with the anti-gay people, but I really want one of their sandwiches. Sure I can make my own or go somewhere else, but it just isn't the same.


I know what mean.

My wife and I stopped eating at Chick-Fil-A over a year ago when we learned how much money they were funneling to Focus on the Family. No fanfare, no bragging to our friends or family, no news crews or blog posts. We just said to one another, "You know, I think I'd rather we didn't help support FotF by eating at CFA, no matter how damn tasty their nuggets and waffle fries are." And we got cravings for the first month or so when we'd drive past, but we got over it.

Now I have to hear about Chick-Fil-A every farking day, and the hunger is driving me insane.

Can I do some kind of carbon-credit thing, where I maybe offset eating a 12-piece and large waffle fry by letting a guy cum up my ass afterwards?
 
2012-08-03 06:48:03 PM

smitty04: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 590x421]


Is this from The Onion? This is from The Onion, right?
 
2012-08-03 06:48:30 PM
...ahh the daily Chick-fil-A thread. Of all the terrible things that have happened to gays and other groups generally, surely nothing else has ever risen to the level of a disapproving word from a purveyor of fried-chicken. Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth continue.

i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-03 06:50:34 PM

Gato Blanco: I just finished donating $50 dollars to give-a-damn.org, which addresses all the issues caused by homophobia, like homelessness in teens kicked out of their homes for being gay, promoting marriage equality, and addressing healthcare issues.

Originally I was going to ignore it, but today my co-workers started complaining about TEH GAYZ that were going to protest Chick-Fil-A. One co-worker commented that while they were out there, she was going to hit them with her car. When another co-worker said that wasn't very Christian-like, I laughed loud enough to get my point across.

Never going to Chick-Fil-A again. Instead, I estimated how much money I'd spend at Chick-Fil-A in a year, and donated it. They can eat shiat. Today I am just plain angry.


You mean this group, Senior Gato?

/straightnotnarrow
 
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