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(CBC)   Male trees winning battle of the sexes in Canada   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2012-08-03 06:44:26 PM  
4 votes:
Suck it, birches.
2012-08-03 07:02:08 PM  
3 votes:

Walker: How do you tell a male tree from a female tree? Do the male trees have dicks hanging off them?


Large and unsightly female trees tend to grow in groups in order to choke out sunlight and nutrients from the more slender and attractive female trees.
Also, when wind blows through the leaves of a male tree, it makes a soothing, "wooshing" sound. When wind blows through the leaves of a female tree, it makes a shrill, high-pitched, annoying sound that you'd swear was nagging.
2012-08-03 07:26:51 PM  
2 votes:
It's not gay if the branches don't touch.
2012-08-03 04:19:43 PM  
2 votes:
Legalizing gay marriage set us upon an irreversible slippery-slope, people.

It's pine CONES, not pine SCONES!
2012-08-03 03:38:48 PM  
2 votes:
*to be sung like a capon*

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees!
For the Ash poles want more sunlight
And the beeches make me wheeze!
2012-08-03 07:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
Um,

Female trees have better burls...

;)
2012-08-03 07:28:19 PM  
1 vote:
t2.gstatic.com

WINNING!!!!
2012-08-03 07:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
Nasty pollen all over my vehicle?... yeah... I hate it when trees jizz all over my car.
2012-08-03 07:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
With the lack of females the males are really going to be pining for some good wood. I sure hope these researches don't bow to the pressure, or end up barking up the wrong tree and get to the root of the problem.
2012-08-03 06:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
Sappy
2012-08-03 05:15:32 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Walker: How do you tell a male tree from a female tree? Do the male trees have dicks hanging off them?

More or less, yes.


I didn't know there were male and female trees....or how to tell the difference. I guess you can't lift them up and look underneath.

/didn't really pay attention in school
2012-08-03 05:06:34 PM  
1 vote:
How do you tell a male tree from a female tree? Do the male trees have dicks hanging off them?
2012-08-03 04:14:57 PM  
1 vote:
I hate when the bukkake all over my face. Stupid allergies.
 
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