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(Some tinfoiled dittohead)   Anonymous whistleblower tells Rush Limbaugh "Obama got the lowest grades that any Harvard graduate ever got and that a bunch of professors gave him B's and C's when he didn't even show up to class." Seems legit   (rushlimbaugh.com ) divider line
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2012-08-03 01:17:04 PM  
I'm waiting for Romney to say he'll release his tax returns as soon as Obama releases his college transcripts. I have a feeling Obama is waiting for this as well
 
2012-08-03 01:20:31 PM  
Limbaugh used young boys for sex on his trip to the Dominican Republic, and it's up to him to prove he didn't.
 
2012-08-03 01:25:43 PM  

jj325: I'm waiting for Romney to say he'll release his tax returns as soon as Obama releases his college transcripts. I have a feeling Obama is waiting for this as well


Something along the lines of: "Here's my all A's, richb*tch, so let's see those returns, huh?"
 
2012-08-03 01:26:53 PM  
If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?
 
2012-08-03 01:28:08 PM  
I just got an anonymous phone call that proves that Rush Limbaugh is back to taking illegal drugs! its true folks, and you heard it here first. More details to come but first - these messages from our sponsors!
 
2012-08-03 01:28:14 PM  

jj325: I'm waiting for Romney to say he'll release his tax returns as soon as Obama releases his college transcripts. I have a feeling Obama is waiting for this as well


Hasn't he already said this?
 
2012-08-03 01:32:10 PM  
Now THAT's trolling.
 
2012-08-03 01:34:28 PM  
This is why Harry Reid's claim annoyed me so much. "I got a call from an anonymous guy who supposedly has some form of connection with Bain and he told me that Romney doesn't pay taxes. Is it true? I dunno. That's Romney's problem."
 
2012-08-03 01:34:44 PM  
This sounds like something a desperate person would come up with when they have zero to work with.
 
2012-08-03 01:35:17 PM  

Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?


Rush has never shown he actually thinks things through before spewing his vomitous utterances.
 
2012-08-03 01:35:44 PM  
Harry Reid is kind of an idiot for opening his mouth on this one.

In movie analogies, it's like the part in Jurassic Park when Sam Neill gets out of the truck and throws the flare for the T-Rex to track and follow, but dumbass Jeff Goldblum doesn't understand and rushes out with his own flare, and keeps running after he throws it away, undermining the slow and deliberate strategy employed by Sam Neill.
 
2012-08-03 01:41:08 PM  
I love all of these "unnamed sources" rumors. They are all equally as credible as the Whalebama thing.
 
2012-08-03 01:41:31 PM  

Weaver95: I just got an anonymous phone call that proves that Rush Limbaugh is back to taking illegal drugs! its true folks, and you heard it here first. More details to come but first - these messages from our sponsors!


Oh they were never illegal drugs, just unprescribed oxycodones. Those are harmless because they have a trademark and a patent.
 
2012-08-03 01:42:00 PM  
I wonder if this is the same guy who called Harry Reid.
 
2012-08-03 01:42:54 PM  
And yet he was lawfully elected President of the United States of America. Amazing.
 
2012-08-03 01:44:36 PM  
All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him but when the shoe is on the other foot....WAGARBBLE!
 
2012-08-03 01:46:36 PM  

ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him but when the shoe is on the other foot....WAGARBBLE!


I believe the phrasing Rush used was, "Ching chong ching ching chong"
 
2012-08-03 01:47:39 PM  

Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?


Barack Obama had enough political power in his 20s to force the profs to give him grades for classes he never even attended. Prove me wrong! Don't you see how his meteoric rise to power has been orchestrated from the beginning?
 
2012-08-03 01:48:40 PM  

ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him


Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.
 
2012-08-03 01:50:06 PM  

Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?


Most of my professors didn't even take attendance.
 
2012-08-03 01:50:47 PM  

kronicfeld: ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him

Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.


I believe Jon Stewart trashed Reid the other day.

I don't care for Reid either, and I voted for him only because his opponent was an even bigger idiot and a tea party twat.
 
2012-08-03 01:56:06 PM  

make me some tea: Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?

Barack Obama had enough political power in his 20s to force the profs to give him grades for classes he never even attended. Prove me wrong! Don't you see how his meteoric rise to power has been orchestrated from the beginning?


The conspiracy extends much further back in time than that, my friend

/fear the power of the time-shifting Obamonster
//FEAR!
 
2012-08-03 01:56:27 PM  

kronicfeld: ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him

Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.


Therein lies the difference that GOP/Teabaggers can't, or more likely refuse to see. Generally liberals call "bullshiat" when other liberals do it whereas the other guys not only don't acknowledge the bs, they yell it from rooftops everywhere.

/I know this isn't news to anyone
 
2012-08-03 01:56:58 PM  

Aarontology: Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?

Most of my professors didn't even take attendance.


Republicans don't have much idea of what college is like. This surprises you? They probably just assume it's a continuation of the junior high school they dropped out of.
 
2012-08-03 01:57:04 PM  

ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds in my dittohead mind.

 
2012-08-03 01:57:08 PM  
Anonymous whistleblower

Don't you mean "anonymous dog whistle blower", subby?
 
2012-08-03 01:57:20 PM  

kronicfeld: ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him

Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.


Reid recent tactics are indeed dirty pool, and it is sad that politics has come to stuff like that. On the other hand though, Romney is hiding something and lying to protect it, and if it takes dirty pool to expose the truth, then so be it.
 
2012-08-03 01:59:57 PM  

Aarontology: Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?

Most of my professors didn't even take attendance.


First day of class, I had a professor say, "There are only two ways I'm ever going to be able to remember your names. If you come up here and shiat on my shoes, or if I take roll until I remember. So, considering the first option would confuse my dog, please stay in your seats."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he actually learned all our names.
 
2012-08-03 02:01:02 PM  

kronicfeld: ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him

Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.


Um, no. The only people who have been calling him an idiot over this either a) don't follow politics closely, or b) are conservatives.

Reid doesn't get in the limelight often, his power is wielded behind Senate doors. For him to take center stage on this means there is red meat there and it will come out against Romney.

Reid will win this one.
 
2012-08-03 02:04:11 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Aarontology: Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?

Most of my professors didn't even take attendance.

First day of class, I had a professor say, "There are only two ways I'm ever going to be able to remember your names. If you come up here and shiat on my shoes, or if I take roll until I remember. So, considering the first option would confuse my dog, please stay in your seats."

It took him a couple of weeks, but he actually learned all our names.


I had a professor give everyone placards- he would collect them and give them back every class to learn names.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-03 02:04:44 PM  

Quasar: This is why Harry Reid's claim annoyed me so much. "I got a call from an anonymous guy who supposedly has some form of connection with Bain and he told me that Romney doesn't pay taxes. Is it true? I dunno. That's Romney's problem."


Except for the fact that it is normal practice for candidates to release tax returns, and Romney isn't being asked to prove a negative.
 
2012-08-03 02:05:32 PM  
Newsflash: nobody has ever gotten lower than a B or C at Harvard.
 
2012-08-03 02:09:36 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Newsflash: nobody has ever gotten lower than a B or C at Harvard.


so you are saying that ALL harvard students are benefiting from affirmative action? the libtard conspiracy runs deeper than we feared!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-03 02:12:23 PM  

ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him but when the shoe is on the other foot....WAGARBBLE!


Or he is showing the usual love of false equivalences? If someone applies to me for a job (which is what Romney is doing) and and I ask them for a college transcript, and I hear: fark you, you people already have everything you need, I am going to assume that they are unsuitable for employment.
 
2012-08-03 02:13:02 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Are Republicans really this stupid?


Think about the disdain they hold for higher education and academic achievement. Do you think they know how farking colleges work?
 
2012-08-03 02:15:11 PM  

ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him but when the shoe is on the other foot....WAGARBBLE!


I'll come out and say that I want Reid to either back up what he's saying or apologize.

Limbaugh can go farking blow himself, even WITHOUT this piece of nonsense. Hopefully he slips a few disks during the attempt and has to stay off the air for a few weeks. It would be fun seeing some bleary-eyed, confused teabaggers trying to cope without Rushbo's opinions fresh in their minds.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-03 02:17:42 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: kronicfeld: ferretman: All Rush is doing is showing (once again) that Dem/Lib hypocrisy knows no bounds. It's perfectly fine for Hairy Reid to spout BS and dems/libs defend him

Actually, most "Dem/libs" have been calling Reid an idiot.

Reid recent tactics are indeed dirty pool, and it is sad that politics has come to stuff like that. On the other hand though, Romney is hiding something and lying to protect it, and if it takes dirty pool to expose the truth, then so be it.


That is what it is all about. Ever hear the expression "turnabout is fair play"? I am glad to see that Democrats are starting to learn how to play hardball.
 
2012-08-03 02:18:51 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Newsflash: nobody has ever gotten lower than a B or C at Harvard.


Well duh. It's not like it's a serious, real school like Bob Jones or Liberty University.
 
2012-08-03 02:21:00 PM  
I think Reid was an idiot for saying it, but I was greatly pleased to see Romney responded with even bigger idiocy by directly accusing the White House of telling Reid to say it.

Romney: Quit saying unsubstantiated things. And I know the White House told you to do it.
 
2012-08-03 02:40:08 PM  
I love it. Rush Limbaugh tells what is obviously a fake story in order to make fun of Harry Reid. His next caller takes him 100% seriously. Tells you something about his audience.
 
2012-08-03 02:43:19 PM  
so, wait... they're now claiming that obama is dumb? i thought he was a puppet master illuminatus who was manipulating entire governments and economies for his own nefarious purposes!

but then, according to republicans obama is also:

• a muslim kenyan/radical black christian/atheist
• a silver-tongued mass hypnotist/teleprompter addict
• a marxist/tool of wall street
• a communist/fascist

so he's all things to all haters.
 
2012-08-03 02:50:07 PM  

Aarontology: Vodka Zombie: If they're already saying that Obama's profs gave him B's and C's without showing up for class, how is showing these dumb gomers his transcripts going to settle anything?

Most, if not all, colleges don't bother keeping attendance records, so there's no way of knowing if he was there or not.

Are Republicans really this stupid?

Most of my professors didn't even take attendance.


This


The funny assumption here, is that one of Limbaugh's audience, has actually attended college.
 
2012-08-03 02:52:20 PM  
C students typically graduate Summa, right?
 
2012-08-03 02:53:56 PM  

FlashHarry: so, wait... they're now claiming that obama is dumb? i thought he was a puppet master illuminatus who was manipulating entire governments and economies for his own nefarious purposes!

but then, according to republicans obama is also:

• a muslim kenyan/radical black christian/atheist
• a silver-tongued mass hypnotist/teleprompter addict
• a marxist/tool of wall street
• a communist/fascist

so he's all things to all haters.


He is the Muslim Morning Star. The Prince of Lies.

He comes for our children and our freedom.
 
2012-08-03 02:58:08 PM  
Do they let a guy with the worst grades ever become president of the Havard Law Review?
 
2012-08-03 02:58:11 PM  
How does one go about releasing college transcripts anyway? It's not like I have a copy around my house somewhere. I guess you send a letter to the registrar authorizing their release. Or do you have to ask for a copy yourself? How long do they keep those records? Permanently?

Also, when is the last time a presidential candidate released them?
 
2012-08-03 03:00:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: C students typically graduate Summa, right?


I wish.
 
2012-08-03 03:01:33 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Newsflash: nobody has ever gotten lower than a B or C at Harvard.


Yeah, that's true. In serious graduate institutes of higher knowledge (Ivy league and the like), giving a "C" is tantamount to admitting that you've failed as a teacher and as a school. The administration doesn't like it, so usually the grades get curved around a B+.
 
2012-08-03 03:02:01 PM  

kingoomieiii: You are in the running to be Fark's Angriest Old Man. Goddamn.


I like how he doesn't rant about the subject of TFA or anything in specific. He just HATES ALL THE THINGS.
 
2012-08-03 03:03:32 PM  

Gwendolyn: Do they let a guy with the worst grades ever become president of the Havard Law Review?


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION! In the 80's. At the oldest and most moneyed of the old money schools.
 
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