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(CBS Tampa)   If you're having trouble getting your boyfriend or girlfriend into the sack, you might book a trip to Miami when a hurricane is approaching   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 19
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2012-08-03 12:06:57 PM
Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.
 
2012-08-03 12:11:30 PM
This is exactly why I always vacation in regions of extreme famine. When I go out, I take a bottle of water and a piece of bread. As soon as the village women see that, they line up, just begging for it. And hey, with my flight leaving in a week, who gives a shiat about a rubber?
 
2012-08-03 12:13:01 PM
Can a brotha get some rain in the Midwest?

/need it real bad - everything is turning brown and drying up!
//Umm.. outside. Yeah, outside.
 
2012-08-03 12:17:59 PM
If you have no power for TV, computer, or lights and local roads and stores are closed, what else are you going to do? If you said talk or play chess, talk to your doctor about Viagra.
 
2012-08-03 12:18:03 PM
Yeah, because they're much more likely to travel with you and sleep with you than just sleep with you. :S
 
2012-08-03 12:19:18 PM

spentmiles: This is exactly why I always vacation in regions of extreme famine. When I go out, I take a bottle of water and a piece of bread. As soon as the village women see that, they line up, just begging for it. And hey, with my flight leaving in a week, who gives a shiat about a rubber?


I can really see someone exploiting that.

/ *shudders*
 
2012-08-03 12:29:38 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.


Without the AC it is way to damn hot and humid for that.
 
2012-08-03 12:32:05 PM
Before we got married, Mrs. Nash and I used to do nothing but fark when the power went out.

But we're married now, so...
 
2012-08-03 12:35:13 PM

SMB2811: Smeggy Smurf: Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.

Without the AC it is way to damn hot and humid for that.


But outside there's a nice strong breeze and maybe some cooling rain.

I'd probably have to get my wife really liquored up to go for that...
We have a couple friends that had children about 9mo after Hurricane Ike, Houston TX.
 
2012-08-03 12:36:39 PM

spentmiles: This is exactly why I always vacation in regions of extreme famine. When I go out, I take a bottle of water and a piece of bread. As soon as the village women see that, they line up, just begging for it. And hey, with my flight leaving in a week, who gives a shiat about a rubber?


I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner,
Like Sizzler.

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2012-08-03 12:40:52 PM

NashMcNash: Before we got married, Mrs. Nash and I used to do nothing but fark when the power went out.

But we're married now, so...


Uh-huh, just keep telling yourself you aren't getting any 'cause you're married.

You aren't the first Nash to say that.
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2012-08-03 12:41:13 PM
This was an elaborate advertisement for Trojan.
 
2012-08-03 12:52:13 PM
Now in addition to the toilet paper aisle and the milk aisle being emptied before a storm they are looking to empty the beer and wine aisle and the family aisle?
 
2012-08-03 01:02:33 PM

spentmiles: This is exactly why I always vacation in regions of extreme famine. When I go out, I take a bottle of water and a piece of bread. As soon as the village women see that, they line up, just begging for it. And hey, with my flight leaving in a week, who gives a shiat about a rubber?


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But then I think: when am I going to make it back to Haiti?
 
2012-08-03 01:15:52 PM

SMB2811: Smeggy Smurf: Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.

Without the AC it is way to damn hot and humid for that.



Slip Sliding Awayyyyy

The sex is good when you realize there's a mist in the room, and it wasn't there before.
 
2012-08-03 01:18:50 PM
Stand back! There's a hurricane comin' through
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2012-08-03 01:40:33 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.


Our firstborn is a "blizzard baby." One of time times we went to the OB's office, there was a young lady who said she was going to name her girl "Winter" with middle name "Storm." Never heard if she actually did it, though.
 
2012-08-03 02:08:51 PM

SMB2811: Smeggy Smurf: Nothing else to do, the power is out, can't go outside, let's screw.

Without the AC it is way to damn hot and humid for that.


How the hell do you think your grandparents got here? Farking in the heat is awesome. You're already hot and bothered, might as well get slippery and sexed up as well
 
2012-08-04 03:12:18 AM
Without going into too much detail... yes, this does in fact work.
 
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