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(Orlando Sentinel)   Rattlesnake bites girl at Manatee daycare center. OH CRAP, THE SNAKES ARE DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS MANATEES   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-03 12:49:38 PM  
Took me a moment to catch the headline stop making sense.
 
2012-08-03 02:09:09 PM  
OH THE HUGE MANAT... never mind, got nuthin'.
 
2012-08-03 02:09:31 PM  
Oh the huge manatee!

/obligatory?
 
2012-08-03 02:12:13 PM  
What was the girl doing at a daycare center for manatees?
 
2012-08-03 02:13:12 PM  
meh only a pygmy

was hoping for an obese eastern diamondback
 
2012-08-03 02:15:59 PM  
"Barry Rainwater"

Sounds like an alcoholic.
 
2012-08-03 02:16:58 PM  
Wow, I didn't realise they were separating the fatties at such a young age.
 
2012-08-03 02:17:00 PM  

LordOfThePings: What was the girl doing at a daycare center for manatees?


Fat chicks need daycare, too?

/also got nothing
 
2012-08-03 02:19:02 PM  

spentmiles: "Barry Rainwater"

Sounds like an alcoholic.


At least he isn't one of those who sue the daycare for not exterminating all wildlife in a 5 mile radius of the place.
 
2012-08-03 02:21:35 PM  
Sunny Daze daycare center

Sounds fun!

/and hazy
 
2012-08-03 02:23:23 PM  

FreetardoRivera: meh only a pygmy

was hoping for an obese eastern diamondback


That would be a great name for my schlong.
 
2012-08-03 02:23:59 PM  
Oh the huge manatee! oMg Snake its a snake
 
2012-08-03 02:27:04 PM  
My ex used to work at that center. She left last year when they started accepted more and more vpk and teen moms. She said it was being severely mismanaged...
 
2012-08-03 02:31:57 PM  
forum.lol.garena.com
 
2012-08-03 02:46:02 PM  
Oh, the Faux Manatees!

... would be the way to play that.
 
2012-08-03 02:49:34 PM  
Since I've caught 4 rattlers at my place in the past few weeks, I'm getting a small kick out of this thread.

/rattlesnakes...we haz 'em
 
2012-08-03 02:52:29 PM  
Can someone please photoshop a manatee with a sweet diamondback rattle snake scale pattern. Thats would look totally biatchin'! I'll be back later to check!

Thanks in advance!
 
2012-08-03 03:09:33 PM  

Onkel Buck: Can someone please photoshop a manatee with a sweet diamondback rattle snake scale pattern. Thats would look totally biatchin'! I'll be back later to check!

Thanks in advance!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 03:10:15 PM  
Now and then some kid gets bit at the
Daycare -- it just sounds nasty
Daycare -- it pretty much is
Daycare -- it's a reptile house
Daycare -- euurrgggghh.
 
2012-08-03 03:11:38 PM  
When I was a kid growing up in Florida, I once stepped on a pygmy rattler while running barefoot through a long leaf pine/saw palmetto forest. Had to kill the poor thing 'cause I broke its back, i.e. I squashed it. :-(
 
2012-08-03 03:42:28 PM  

LordOfThePings: What was the girl doing at a daycare center for manatees?


Getting bitten by a rattlesnake, duh.
 
2012-08-03 03:45:50 PM  
Why can't manatees take care of their own damn kids?
 
2012-08-03 04:21:37 PM  
Yet another article talking about snake poison.

Snake poison will put you in a Sunny Daze as it moves up your arm. Dude, fingers are like, 'hand-toes'.
 
2012-08-03 04:34:35 PM  
Oh Barbara Manatee
You are the one for me!

/obscure?
 
2012-08-03 04:38:47 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Onkel Buck: Can someone please photoshop a manatee with a sweet diamondback rattle snake scale pattern. Thats would look totally biatchin'! I'll be back later to check!

Thanks in advance!

[quick drawing.jpeg]


That looks like the Diamondbacked Duck-billed Plattlesnake Manatee. And, you know, the thing about a Diamondbacked Duck-billed Plattlesnake Manatee... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces...
 
2012-08-03 04:41:04 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: SultanofSchwing: Onkel Buck: Can someone please photoshop a manatee with a sweet diamondback rattle snake scale pattern. Thats would look totally biatchin'! I'll be back later to check!

Thanks in advance!

[quick drawing.jpeg]

That looks like the Diamondbacked Duck-billed Plattlesnake Manatee. And, you know, the thing about a Diamondbacked Duck-billed Plattlesnake Manatee... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces...


Don't forget that they're fast as fark, as depicted by the speed lines/subtle cavitations it is creating behind it while it's streamlined form slices through the water.
 
2012-08-03 05:02:30 PM  
Snake bites are not news worthy unless said snake is something highly venomous and exotic. Seriously, the only redeeming quality of it being published is that it provides fark with witty headlines and snarky comments.

/Where's the cobras, asps, coral snakes, mambas, and planes? Whaaar?
 
2012-08-03 05:07:31 PM  

AirForceVet: When I was a kid growing up in Florida, I once stepped on a pygmy rattler while running barefoot through a long leaf pine/saw palmetto forest. Had to kill the poor thing 'cause I broke its back, i.e. I squashed it. :-(


Same here except the damn pygmy struck and thankfully he had bad aim and bit the sole of my tennis shoe. Scared the carp right out of me. Dad got on our tractor and hunted it down. Dead snake is a good snake. That episode is responsible for my irrational fear of snakes. I keep a shotgun full of birdshot handy for any that slither onto our acreage.
 
2012-08-03 06:09:11 PM  
Meh, we got them here in northern Arkansas.
Got bit my a copperhead last summer,
Nice scar on back of leg from it.
 
2012-08-03 06:55:39 PM  
Snake Bite

3 parts Yukon Jack (or more) to 1 part Rose's Lime Juice. Shake it in a pitcher wit ice until frost forms on the outside. Drink it up.
 
2012-08-03 07:12:27 PM  
Its a shame that the Mom and Dad Manatee have to work and they have to put their child in daycare all day.
 
2012-08-03 11:26:41 PM  
It's really for snake bites, but I find it works for most anything
 
2012-08-04 12:04:36 AM  
That's stupid and it made me laugh. Thanks subby. : )
 
2012-08-04 12:12:46 AM  

Soif: [forum.lol.garena.com image 850x501]


Is it odd that my first thought on seeing that picture was 'lol worgen druid'?
 
2012-08-04 04:14:40 AM  
ITG - Snake Edition.
 
2012-08-04 05:36:17 AM  
i366.photobucket.com
 
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