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(Xinhua)   Wen calls for improved flood control. (When?) Yes. (What?) No, Wen. (That's what I'm asking.) Who? (No, when.) YES, WEN. (THAT'S WHAT I'M *ASKING*)   (news.xinhuanet.com) divider line 31
    More: Interesting, Wen Jiabao, Hubei, flood controls, East China  
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2012-08-03 11:53:55 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
Seems appropriate
 
2012-08-03 12:39:43 PM  
I DON'T KNOW! Third Base.
 
2012-08-03 01:04:50 PM  
All I know is I don't give a darn.
 
2012-08-03 01:05:38 PM  
www.jeffgreenhouse.com
Approves of this headline
 
2012-08-03 01:57:05 PM  
Cute Subby. I recall Abbot and Costello also. Kudos.
 
2012-08-03 02:07:59 PM  
Yassir, that's my Bibi.
 
2012-08-03 02:10:33 PM  
We should have a benefit concert for Wen!

Opening up: Who. (Who?) Right. (What?) No, Who. (Who?) Exactly.

Next up: Guess Who. (Who?) No, they're the opener. (Who is?) That's right. Guess Who is next. (What?) Guess Who. (That's what I'm trying to figure out!)

(OK, who's the headliner?) I just said, Who opens. (I'm lost. All right...what's the band that headlines?) Oh no, The Band broke up years ago (OH, COME ON! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MUSICAL GROUP THAT IS ON LAST?)

Yes.
 
2012-08-03 02:13:20 PM  
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"No no, Wen is ... - oh, I see what your problem is! Look, you're confused by their names, because they all sound like questions. . ."
 
2012-08-03 02:13:56 PM  
China's got billions of people how hard can flood control be? Just give half of them a bucket and tell them to start bailing and have the other form up together has sort of a human flood control dam.

Or better yet give them all straws and tell them to drink up.
 
2012-08-03 02:23:57 PM  

ManateeGag: I DON'T KNOW! Third Base.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-03 02:31:13 PM  
claresauntie.typepad.com

Someone talking about my system?

/DRTFA
 
2012-08-03 02:42:52 PM  

NecoConeco: [www.jeffgreenhouse.com image 544x284]
Approves of this headline


My girlfriend gets mad at me every time I laugh at that commercial. She just doesn't get it.

We'll break up soon.
 
2012-08-03 02:44:05 PM  
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Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I was wondering, who's on first, eh?
Skinner: Yes! Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first!
Chalmers: Well, that's just great, Seymour! We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine!
 
2012-08-03 02:58:18 PM  
Before going ahead, Wen should consult with former president Hu.

Who is the guy?

Yes, Hu!

And when?

Yes, Wen!
 
2012-08-03 03:03:09 PM  
danielscissorhands: here you go!

johnny carson gold comedy

Link
 
2012-08-03 03:07:37 PM  
Dude! What's mine say?

Sweet!
 
2012-08-03 03:19:53 PM  
Don't we need water to lather our hair?
 
2012-08-03 03:21:13 PM  

rikdanger: We should have a benefit concert for Wen!

Opening up: Who. (Who?) Right. (What?) No, Who. (Who?) Exactly.

Next up: Guess Who. (Who?) No, they're the opener. (Who is?) That's right. Guess Who is next. (What?) Guess Who. (That's what I'm trying to figure out!)

(OK, who's the headliner?) I just said, Who opens. (I'm lost. All right...what's the band that headlines?) Oh no, The Band broke up years ago (OH, COME ON! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MUSICAL GROUP THAT IS ON LAST?)

Yes.


Yes is not even at this concert.
 
2012-08-03 03:22:45 PM  

musicmanboston: danielscissorhands: here you go!

johnny carson gold comedy

Link


Thanks for that. Now I have everyone in the office standing around my desk.
 
2012-08-03 03:36:24 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-03 04:11:29 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-03 04:25:43 PM  
Yes, but is he eternally surprised?
 
2012-08-03 04:28:23 PM  
Oh and: Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-03 04:41:04 PM  
"If I could write, I wouldn't have had to steal this bit!"

/Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods?
 
2012-08-03 04:55:29 PM  
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WENS IT GONNA GET HERE
I WENT MY GENERAL THSO S NOWWW!!!
 
2012-08-03 05:41:36 PM  
Tomorrows pitching todays game?!
 
2012-08-03 11:07:28 PM  

ManateeGag: I DON'T KNOW! Third Base.


THERE you go. Thank you.
 
2012-08-03 11:54:17 PM  
"No, not when, Wen!"
"Six o'clock? That's when we had chow..."

/obscure?
 
2012-08-04 12:31:46 AM  

Tali: "No, not when, Wen!"
"Six o'clock? That's when we had chow..."

/obscure?


I'll call you Lucky Bob because that would make me your friend.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2012-08-04 12:45:00 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tali: "No, not when, Wen!"
"Six o'clock? That's when we had chow..."

/obscure?

I'll call you Lucky Bob because that would make me your friend.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark


Haha, I guess if someone other than me remembers Histeria!, there really IS nothing obscure on Fark.
 
2012-08-04 01:59:13 AM  

Tali: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tali: "No, not when, Wen!"
"Six o'clock? That's when we had chow..."

/obscure?

I'll call you Lucky Bob because that would make me your friend.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark

Haha, I guess if someone other than me remembers Histeria!, there really IS nothing obscure on Fark.


The clip

Link is as hot as one of Nostradamus' predictiations..... Shut up.
 
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