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(Radar Magazine)   Kristen Stewart banned from premiere of Robert Pattinson's new film. OH SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP   (radaronline.com) divider line 69
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2012-08-03 10:16:38 AM
This all is absolutely NOT viral marketing cooked up by the studios to promote the upcoming Twilight suckfest, opening November 16, 2012 at a theater near you.
 
2012-08-03 10:29:29 AM

Diogenes: This all is absolutely NOT viral marketing cooked up by the studios to promote the upcoming Twilight suckfest, opening November 16, 2012 at a theater near you.


www.veryicon.com
 
2012-08-03 10:52:51 AM
Can he ban me too? My girlfriend has been talking about this movie and I have absolutely no desire to see it.
 
2012-08-03 11:02:33 AM
Oh look. Children!
 
2012-08-03 11:46:29 AM
Oh FFS, she cheated on you, get over it. She is still good for a few farks, so stop with the bullshiat
 
2012-08-03 11:55:02 AM
Maybe she could go in disguise by somehow managing to change her facial expression.
 
2012-08-03 12:05:46 PM

cman: Oh FFS, she cheated on you, get over it. She is still good for a few farks, so stop with the bullshiat


He's got to keep the emo facade for his career. It's his specialty.

I have no idea what girls see in him.
 
2012-08-03 12:37:54 PM
www.xerxy.com
 
2012-08-03 01:57:42 PM
I just don't think I'll be able to forgive her until she poses fully nude....
I'm talking full frontal, Kristen. And no artsy fartsy shadowing over the fun bits. Only then will I be willing to see one of your movies again.
 
2012-08-03 02:57:29 PM

Diogenes: cman: Oh FFS, she cheated on you, get over it. She is still good for a few farks, so stop with the bullshiat

He's got to keep the emo facade for his career. It's his specialty.

I have no idea what girls see in him.


He's Edward Cullen to them, that's pretty much all that matters.
 
2012-08-03 02:58:21 PM
I guess by now they have new boyfriends?
 
2012-08-03 03:03:06 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 03:04:44 PM
If he was truly about to propose (and *wildly* naive about life and being a Hollywood star), then I guess I could understand his reaction to all this. But man, is this all just not the way to deal with it. Have your "crash and burn" moment somewhere alone and move on. Like he wouldn't be battin' away tail within a week of putting himself back out there....
 
2012-08-03 03:07:28 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-03 03:10:16 PM
i.qkme.me

/oblig
 
2012-08-03 03:10:53 PM
Kristen, there's always a beat-up futon with a fat cat on it in Montreal, just for you.
 
2012-08-03 03:16:54 PM
oooo sexy times with a real woman like Reese Witherspoon.
 
2012-08-03 03:17:29 PM
I still don't see what is so attractive about Robert Pattinson. Seriously, women. I just don't get it. Also in most of the photos, he appears to be at least half-baked.

/heterosexual male
//can see why Bradley Cooper was voted the sexiest man
 
2012-08-03 03:18:45 PM
fark a hooker already Bobby and shut the fark up. Nobody cares, you glittering farkhead.

/manufactured rage
 
2012-08-03 03:23:28 PM
"Despite the fact Robert and Kristen have been communicating by cell phone, she will not be at the Cosmopolis New York premiere," a source said.

The fact it wasn't a landline speaks volumes.
 
2012-08-03 03:25:20 PM
These are the times that I root for cancer. For the both of 'em.
 
2012-08-03 03:38:43 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: I guess by now they have new boyfriends?


Speaking on behalf of all gay men everywhere, we don't want him.
 
2012-08-03 03:41:24 PM
More wood for the wood chipper. She's not the greatest actress but she's not Lindsey Lohan either. She wouldn't just show up without the proper invitation.
 
2012-08-03 03:43:50 PM
I can understand them wanting to ban her from the Cosmopolis premiere. After all the hard work and time that went into making Cosmopolis, it would be a shame to have drama overshadow such a great movie. However, it is unfortunate that Kristen Stewart will not get to see Cosmopolis at the premiere. She will have to watch Cosmopolis when it comes out in theaters and will probably buy the Cosmopolis DVD as well, as it is all but guaranteed to be a huge hit.
 
2012-08-03 03:48:41 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: These are the times that I root for cancer. For the both of 'em.


Aren't you being a bit harsh to cancer cells?

/ducks
 
2012-08-03 03:59:32 PM

mantabulous: I can understand them wanting to ban her from the Cosmopolis premiere. After all the hard work and time that went into making Cosmopolis, it would be a shame to have drama overshadow such a great movie. However, it is unfortunate that Kristen Stewart will not get to see Cosmopolis at the premiere. She will have to watch Cosmopolis when it comes out in theaters and will probably buy the Cosmopolis DVD as well, as it is all but guaranteed to be a huge hit.


I see I have a kindred (skeptical) spirit.
 
2012-08-03 04:06:04 PM
carpetbaggery.files.wordpress.com

Stewart shown here, devastated.
 
2012-08-03 04:11:19 PM
K-Stew and R-Patzz?

Seriously!?

Just fark off already!! Jesus I hate people!
 
2012-08-03 04:13:20 PM

madcan34: K-Stew and R-Patzz?

Seriously!?

Just fark off already!! Jesus I hate people!


Stopped reading that stupid article and came in here to see if anyone else thought the same thing.
 
2012-08-03 04:18:02 PM
This whole situation reeks of publicists, just like these two getting together in the first place. I've always thought these two were faker and had less real-life chemistry together than Travolta/Preston or Cruise/Holmes, and that's saying something.

The tabloid journalists are there to spin the story, and the celebrities involved all get a bump (and probably a payoff) for being involved in the scandal. Everybody involved wins, and the only losers are the people who take this drek seriously in the first place.
 
2012-08-03 04:18:07 PM
I think we are missing the point of the subject

Kristen Stewart is hot and I would love to fingerbang her
 
2012-08-03 04:21:36 PM
She's still hot
 
2012-08-03 04:23:03 PM

drsmith: madcan34: K-Stew and R-Patzz?

Seriously!?

Just fark off already!! Jesus I hate people!

Stopped reading that stupid article and came in here to see if anyone else thought the same thing.


Me too... this is the sort of shiat that makes people want to kill everyone.
 
2012-08-03 04:28:22 PM
img1.bdbphotos.com

It's Okay Robert, you don't have to pretend anymore nobody cares and those who may care aren't likely to go to your films anyway. The 50's are over.
 
2012-08-03 04:33:12 PM
holy jeepers criminy!!

wars, death, starvation, pestilence, man's inhumanity to man, taxes, the election this year, the olympics, all these things and this is the news story that will not go away?

Who the fark cares???!! Grow up and Get a Life!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

*pop* brain explodes.
(drooooool) it's blisssss.
 
2012-08-03 04:37:37 PM
Rose McGowan Loveslave

snipped rage

I've said this about 8 times, but

yeah, because the internet is only one page and all news outlets only have one journalist that can only cover one news story a day and this is the one that made the cut. All of those other issues are in a hat written on crumpled pieces of paper. Maybe tomorrow.
 
2012-08-03 04:39:37 PM
Rose McGowan Loveslave


my bad...but you know.

Just don't click the links.
 
2012-08-03 05:01:26 PM

Tat'dGreaser: She's still hot


Sharp Knees Strong Jaw

Something about her mouth and jaw disturbs me. Her, Jena Malone, and Rumer (sp?) Willis.

At least Malone can act.
 
2012-08-03 05:05:40 PM
busy chillin'

you're awesome. boss.

no snark, no sarcasm, totally sincere.
 
2012-08-03 05:08:08 PM
Rose McGowan Loveslave

Cheers!
 
2012-08-03 05:49:22 PM
Trampire!
 
2012-08-03 05:54:23 PM

mantabulous: as it is all but guaranteed to be a huge hit.


I had a huge hit this morning after my second cup of coffee
 
2012-08-03 05:54:48 PM

drsmith: madcan34: K-Stew and R-Patzz?

Seriously!?

Just fark off already!! Jesus I hate people!

Stopped reading that stupid article and came in here to see if anyone else thought the same thing.


Those and the "ROBSTEN UNBROKEN!" shiat gave me the same reaction in that I wanted to nuke the world and start over, hoping whoever is left to rebuild NEVER utters anything like this stupid crap again.
 
2012-08-03 06:10:10 PM
People going to Cosmopolis for Edward Cullen are getting David Cronenberg.
 
2012-08-03 06:24:23 PM
Not to act all cool and whatnot, but i didn't even know they were an actual real-life couple until i heard that she cheated on him.
 
2012-08-03 06:33:22 PM

borg: [img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x609]

It's Okay Robert, you don't have to pretend anymore nobody cares and those who may care aren't likely to go to your films anyway. The 50's are over.


Not cool. Rock Hudson could actually act.
 
2012-08-03 07:01:56 PM
I'm sure she cares...She'll be busy taking the cock from that other guy to really give a fark.
 
2012-08-03 07:03:14 PM
Goddamn it, I liked that book. I am not 100 percent in love with the casting choices.
 
2012-08-03 07:32:27 PM
It's all such a big steaming pile of bullshiat. Hollywood couples are doomed to failure from the start. Either their respective emotional issues end up tearing the pairing apart, or the press hounds them so much they're better off just breaking up anyway.

And as far as this being some sort of publicity stunt, I'd be willing to believe that if the two of them weren't already getting too much press coverage. I think it all just boils down to the fact that Kristen has issues with commitment and fidelity (she cheated on her previous boyfriend with Robert Pattinson while she was filming Twilight) and that the director she was cheating with is just a scumbag.
 
2012-08-03 07:53:48 PM

Fano: [carpetbaggery.files.wordpress.com image 448x627]

Stewart shown here, devastated.


Serious question, can anyone find a picture of Stewart where she DOESN'T look like she's been locked with Snoop Dog and the Ghost of Bob Marley in a car with all the windows rolled up for the last 12 hours?
 
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