Lots of guns, highly religious, a segment of the population is extremely wealthy, monocultural...

It sounds like a lot of other third world countries.

I wasn't going to click on a Townhall link, but I thought "Okay, that headline has to be an exaggeration, what does it really say?"

"25 Examples of What America Would Be Like if We Were All Christian Conservative Tea Partiers"

GOD DAMMIT.

Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Nah, they'd just find someone else to oppose. You can't have a Tea Party without an "other" to fear.

If everyone in USA was a Christian Tea Partier,

.... we'd still find reasons to hate, exclude and kill one another. It's human nature.

This is what they actually believe. They're sitting in a garbage filled trailer nodding their heads at this sage wisdom.

Until there are no black people, there will always be racism....

26. All Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and atheists would be buried in shallow graves next to the new Ten Commandments monument.

better have an alarm system if you have a bunch of guns and an unlocked door because someone sneaks in while you're snoozing or the tv/music is loud and you're farked.

Hmm. Can anyone think of any other nations that are dominated by a religious extremists? How did their society turn out?

17) ...All people would be welcome to practice their religious faith with no official state-run religion, just as the Founding Fathers intended. So, yes, you could have a manger in front of the town hall at Christmas and the Ten Commandments on a court house wall, and teachers in public school could teach from the Bible in class when it was appropriate.

20) ...Kids would start out school with the Pledge of Allegiance and a daily prayer.

Yes, the list IS as stupid and contradictory as you imagine.

Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a radical authoritarian nationalist political ideology. Fascists seek elevation of their nation based on commitment to an organic national community where its individuals are united together as one people in national identity by suprapersonal connections of ancestry and culture through a totalitarian state that seeks the mass mobilization of a nation through discipline, indoctrination, physical training, and eugenics. Fascism seeks to eradicate perceived foreign influences that are deemed to be causing degeneration of the nation or of not fitting into the national culture.

gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

Not just a solution; the last solution they'll ever need. You could even say it was final.

gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

lulz

+1

gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

Yes, but that solution would be segregation or worse.

Sounds like they're ready to implement their Final Solution to the problem of diversity.

Wow. That guy's a true believer... and really dumb to boot.

Icetech3: Until there are no black people, there will always be racism....

Well, if everyone in the US was a Christian Tea Partier, there probably wouldn't be very many black people left.

12349876: better have an alarm system if you have a bunch of guns and an unlocked door because someone sneaks in while you're snoozing or the tv/music is loud and you're farked.

No silly, the economy will be so good, and jobs so plentiful, and everybody so Christiany, that people will no longer want to steal your guns.

gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

Goddamn you, fine sir.

Lionel Mandrake: If we were all Christian Tea Partiers, it wouldn't be America.

Thread over.

monoski: gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

Yes, but that solution would be segregation or worse.

Don't explain the joke.

1) They'd all be rich because the richest would horde all the money, then enslave the poor and remove their citizenship to avoid adverse effects on the statistics.
2) Racism would go away because they would have shot all the minorities.
3) Divorce would go away because they'd beat the wives into submission and outlaw divorce.
4) You'd own all the guns to enforce items 1-3.
5) Everyone would have the 10 commandments on their lawn out of fear.

that is the derpiest derp that ever derped derp.

Who greenlit this shiat?

I'd rather die first than be one of those poor racists.

sirrerun: 12349876: better have an alarm system if you have a bunch of guns and an unlocked door because someone sneaks in while you're snoozing or the tv/music is loud and you're farked.

No silly, the economy will be so good, and jobs so plentiful, and everybody so Christiany, that people will no longer want to steal your guns.

If everything is so utopian as this guy claims, guns would be obsolete. It's not like you'd need them to defend yourself against your fellow Christian Teabaggers, right?

Serious Black: gilgigamesh: Mugato: I think if the tea party had their way racism would disappear, if you take my meaning.

Are you saying the Tea Party would finally find a solution to racism?

Goddamn you, fine sir.

Seconded.

If everyone were Christian you could practice any religion you want...

Ha!

Jackson Herring: 27. I'd finally find a woman immune to my literal constant flatulence, ending my 32 consecutive years of celibacy.

I read this as "liberal constant flatulence".

meat0918: I'd rather die first than be one of those poor racists.

They'd probably agree.