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(610 WIOD)   Carjacker demands occupants open door; 3 police officers inside comply   (610wiod.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-03 11:09:08 AM
This is one time when Bwa-hahahaha is appropriate

/only time, never again
 
2012-08-03 11:09:14 AM
Great headline subby. Hilarious article
 
2012-08-03 11:10:44 AM
Oops.
 
2012-08-03 11:11:14 AM

Clemkadidlefark: This is one time when Bwa-hahahaha is appropriate

/only time, never again


Great minds think alike
 
2012-08-03 11:11:49 AM
I'm going out on a limb here, but there's a pretty good chance we're never going to see this guy's face on a poster for "criminal masterminds".
 
2012-08-03 11:12:52 AM
img824.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 11:14:09 AM
lasnark.com

/too obscure???
 
2012-08-03 11:18:05 AM
25-year-old Adam Carter of Princeton allegedly walked up to the car as it was stopped at a traffic light on Spring Street and started pulling on a door handle, demanding that the door be opened.

Carter noticed that the doors were locked and then noticed something else; the car was occupied by three police officers.


Way to go, dipshiat.
 
2012-08-03 11:18:23 AM
Smooth move exlax, epic fail and all that.
 
2012-08-03 11:21:45 AM
Mugshot of said genius.

wvue.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-08-03 11:21:50 AM
You have to love idiots; if I remember correctly, last Olympics some dude stole something, he had inadvertently done whatever he did infront of two of the fastest runners on earth. Does anyone remember more; or am I imagining things?
 
2012-08-03 11:22:16 AM
durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2012-08-03 11:25:51 AM

Rufus Lee King: So the damned fool isn't dead? Things must have changed in Louisiana since I lived there.


He was white.

I've never seen an unmarked I couldn't tell, this guy must have been retarded or high on the bath salts. Now undercover is another story. I saw two cops jump out of a beat up Toyota and tackle a guy on the street one time.

/csb
 
2012-08-03 11:29:16 AM
Also highly appropriate: Sad Trombone
 
2012-08-03 11:31:10 AM
Article and comments section deliver
 
2012-08-03 12:09:54 PM
too bad its not true, The guy was only looking for handouts and the stinking cops over reacted
 
2012-08-03 12:17:15 PM
As people who work in corrections are fond of saying, no one goes to prison on scholarship.
 
2012-08-03 12:20:19 PM
Looks like he saw Bad Boys and couldn't tell a joke.
 
2012-08-03 12:22:44 PM
It would have been just awful if he had tried to carjack them brandishing a gun and got himself killed. That would have been terrible.
 
2012-08-03 12:29:48 PM

iheartscotch: You have to love idiots; if I remember correctly, last Olympics some dude stole something, he had inadvertently done whatever he did infront of two of the fastest runners on earth. Does anyone remember more; or am I imagining things?


When I was in high school, someone tried to grab the cash tray out of the register at the gaming store I was playing at. In the store were two uniformed city cops who were playing microarmor and four Marines playing 40k. All six of them took off after the guy. He didn't get that far down the block.
 
2012-08-03 12:36:00 PM
+1 headline subby

The thing in the article that made me lol was that 2 US Marshalls were in the car.

The thing that shocked me is that this didn't happen in Florida...
 
2012-08-03 12:52:14 PM
Even disregarding the locked doors and the cops... how dumb are you to carjack a vehicle with 3 people inside it? Three adult men?
 
2012-08-03 12:53:17 PM
Maybe the rear windows were deeply tinted, as they usually are on unmarked units.
 
2012-08-03 12:53:54 PM

Brick-House: [lasnark.com image 725x365]

/too obscure???


The picture isn't obscure, but I'm missing what it has to do with the story.
 
2012-08-03 01:01:40 PM
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"Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops."

/Why do I always get the big ones?
 
2012-08-03 01:03:56 PM

VoraciousApathy: Looks like he saw Bad Boys and couldn't tell a joke.


Dammit.
 
2012-08-03 01:40:48 PM
The stupid is strong with this one.
 
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