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(Huffington Post)   In the political system, there are two kinds of tweets from Fred Johnson: the sexist ones that mock women like Pelosi for their appearance, and the sexist ones that make light of domestic abuse. These are their stories   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 56
    More: Asinine, human beings, Pelosi, Lee Atwater, John Murtha, Georgia GOP, Jean Schmidt, Harold Ford, Saxby Chambliss  
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2012-08-03 10:01:14 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com


/in case of obscure, check filename
 
2012-08-03 10:05:21 AM  
www.fredjohnsonministries.org
 
2012-08-03 10:11:14 AM  
Johnson?
 
2012-08-03 10:23:15 AM  
Man, this headline would have been great....if you had juuuuuuust stuck the landing.
 
2012-08-03 10:34:48 AM  
i2.photobucket.com

Next time, submitter, ve cut off you Johnson.
 
2012-08-03 10:40:42 AM  
i.ytimg.com
"Fred Johnson is right!"
 
2012-08-03 11:21:18 AM  
Remember that Farker in 2008 who would talk sh*t about Obama and people would be like "So what, you're voting for McCain?" and he'd say "I don't have a horse in this race. My candidate is Fred Thompson" and they'd be like "Dude, he dropped out 8 months ago. Get over it"?

Me neither.
 
2012-08-03 01:24:53 PM  
Subby:

Good job, good effort
 
2012-08-03 01:25:34 PM  
To be fair, looks are one of the things that it's fair to mock Pelosi for.

/Very sharp mind, but equally sharp knees
 
2012-08-03 01:27:59 PM  
Yeah, how come we can't get any sexy septugenarians in the House? America wants to the sexy ladies on social security strutting their stuff on the Hill!
 
2012-08-03 01:28:01 PM  
Some get submitter a participant medal.
 
2012-08-03 01:29:54 PM  
I have it on good authority that insulting the appearance of female politicos is not sexist.
 
2012-08-03 01:30:18 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: To be fair, looks are one of the things that it's fair to mock Pelosi for.

/Very sharp mind, but equally sharp knees


She is, you know, old.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 01:30:41 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Johnson?


Vagina.
 
2012-08-03 01:31:22 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: "I don't have a horse in this race.


My independent bona fides are unassailable, I once left church early.
 
2012-08-03 01:32:11 PM  
You mean Fred Thompson, subby?

Have the names been changed to protect the innocent?
 
2012-08-03 01:33:07 PM  

Mrbogey: I have it on good authority that insulting the appearance of female politicos is not sexist.


images.huffingtonpost.com

Imagine the passion awaiting you behind those nipple zippers.

Her hands do look a bit... tired.
 
2012-08-03 01:34:34 PM  
It's not Thompson's first questionable tweet, either. He had this to say in February 2010: "Reid: Jobless men = domestic abuse. Is he saying we should be worried about Mrs. Reid after the November elections?"

Of course not.

www.cnn.com
 
2012-08-03 01:36:15 PM  
img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-03 01:36:56 PM  

Epoch_Zero: You mean Fred Thompson, subby?

Have the names been changed to protect the innocent?


Good morning class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake let's call him...Fred T. No, that's too obvious...uuuh, let's say F. Thompson.
 
2012-08-03 01:39:35 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Imagine the passion awaiting you behind those nipple zippers.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Trigg is all over that action
 
2012-08-03 01:39:49 PM  
"Good day, Mr. Johnson!"

download.lardlad.com
 
2012-08-03 01:42:35 PM  
Has Fred Thompson passed by a mirror recently?

I mean, I'm sure among the denizens of Pigdick Holler, he's quite the catch. But he could walk straight on to the set of Deliverance with nothing but a change of clothes.
 
2012-08-03 01:45:47 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Remember that Farker in 2008 who would talk sh*t about Obama and people would be like "So what, you're voting for McCain?" and he'd say "I don't have a horse in this race. My candidate is Fred Thompson" and they'd be like "Dude, he dropped out 8 months ago. Get over it"?

Me neither.


He's the white Hermann Cain.

Also, he looks like a fart with skin.
 
2012-08-03 01:51:09 PM  

BSABSVR: Some get submitter a participant medal.


Quality goes to shiat here on Fridays.
 
2012-08-03 01:55:32 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Also, he looks like a fart with skin.


Thank you. Now could you please pass me a paper towel so I may wipe the Pepsi off my monitor?
 
2012-08-03 01:55:32 PM  
It looks like a giant... Johnson, get on the horn with British intelligence!
 
2012-08-03 01:58:35 PM  
www.coldsplinters.com

Who?

 
2012-08-03 02:06:29 PM  
Fred Thompson is a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot. Wouldn't it be more newsworthy if he tweeted something non-offensive? Or was abducted by Amazons and never seen again?
 
2012-08-03 02:08:41 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: To be fair, looks are one of the things that it's fair to mock Pelosi for.

/Very sharp mind, but equally sharp knees


Really? I was always of the opinion that she looks pretty healthy for a woman her age.

I don't find her attractive because she's old (72 now, iirc), not because she's particularly ugly.
 
2012-08-03 02:08:58 PM  
Well, I'm definitely not voting for him now.
 
2012-08-03 02:17:26 PM  
MITCHELL!
 
2012-08-03 02:30:40 PM  
DUMB DUMB!

/You know, kind of like the Law & Order gavel sound.
 
2012-08-03 02:39:46 PM  
Sorry, but when it comes to L&O endorsements, there's only one I'll trust:

www.eggshell-robotics.com
 
2012-08-03 02:42:51 PM  
Up next: Chris Christie tweets that Michelle Obama is a fat pig.
 
2012-08-03 02:44:07 PM  
"But I was in 'Die Hard.'"
"Die Hard 2!!"
 
2012-08-03 02:45:57 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

It's hard for women to get ahead because of all the blood loss. Less oxygen to the brain, you see.
 
2012-08-03 02:47:43 PM  

PanicMan: BSABSVR: Some get submitter a participant medal.

Quality goes to shiat here on Fridays.


Isn't that Ford's new motto?
 
2012-08-03 02:48:22 PM  
Could we get a collection of all the things republicans stand for? Similar to the list of things that are conspiring against them? I mean, it wouldn't be quite as long, but the substance is there. Domestic abuse, rape, animal torture, workhouses, company scrip, Jim Crow, poll taxes....

/ vote republican
// for a better 1879
 
2012-08-03 02:48:23 PM  
So he's a douchebag in real life as well. Nice to know.
 
2012-08-03 03:07:02 PM  

BSABSVR: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: To be fair, looks are one of the things that it's fair to mock Pelosi for.

/Very sharp mind, but equally sharp knees

She is, you know, old.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 298x400]


Yeah, time is a biatch.
 
2012-08-03 03:26:23 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Could we get a collection of all the things republicans stand for?


www.overthinkingit.com

I don't know about a list, but I think this might offer as good a summary as anything.
 
2012-08-03 03:29:41 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: he looks like a fart with skin.


This is going on my permanent list. Right after "her own brand of retard sauce" and just before "you smell like a gorilla's dick"
 
2012-08-03 03:29:51 PM  
The President is near?
 
2012-08-03 03:47:53 PM  

EyeballKid: Sorry, but when it comes to L&O endorsements, there's only one I'll trust:

[www.eggshell-robotics.com image 415x317]


Really? Can you afford robot insurance at your age?
 
2012-08-03 04:00:57 PM  
Thompson makes me think of that dumbass kid you always had in middle school...the one who would make a dumb joke, and then not only laugh for fifteen minutes at his own "humor" but then repeat it in every class so you had to hear it, and his stupid laugh, again and again and again...
 
2012-08-03 04:17:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy:

Also, he looks like a fart with skin.


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 04:32:50 PM  
I guess he didn't learn his lesson when he was forced to resign from the District Attorney's Office.
 
2012-08-03 04:44:43 PM  
those are actually mildly entertaining jokes - not that offensive
 
2012-08-03 04:50:02 PM  

jsteiner78: those are actually mildly entertaining jokes - not that offensive


It's almost like what's acceptable in one context may not be acceptable in another....
 
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