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(NBC Connecticut)   Employee at Whole Foods arrested for trying to get a better look at the organic clams   (m.nbcconnecticut.com) divider line 55
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2012-08-03 09:23:32 AM  
In two instances, the victims had a child with them.

Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.
 
2012-08-03 09:32:58 AM  
clams. heh.
 
2012-08-03 09:55:05 AM  
Whole Foods uses fairly large shopping carts...how did he manage to put his phone in the cart and slide it underneath people's skirts?
 
2012-08-03 09:58:03 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Whole Foods uses fairly large shopping carts...how did he manage to put his phone in the cart and slide it underneath people's skirts?


TFA I just read says basket, not cart.
 
2012-08-03 09:59:11 AM  
Everyone knows you put the camera on your shoe.
 
2012-08-03 10:00:53 AM  
I've seen a lot of fuzzy chayotes at Whole Foods
 
2012-08-03 10:01:57 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In two instances, the victims had a child with them.

Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.


It matters if you want more people to read your article. Outrage tends to get "Liked" on Facebook.
 
2012-08-03 10:02:27 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In two instances, the victims had a child with them.

Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.


Probably because they always try to pin additional child abuse charges to anything nowadays if there's a kid within 100 yards of the incident.
 
2012-08-03 10:03:02 AM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-08-03 10:04:14 AM  
img.photobucket.com
Sees what you did there.
 
2012-08-03 10:06:10 AM  
Are there inorganic clams?
 
2012-08-03 10:06:38 AM  
Someone started a "Bearded Clam Club" back in high school.
Had t-shirts made and everything.
I have no idea why.
Wish I still had the shirt though.
 
2012-08-03 10:06:50 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In two instances, the victims had a child with them.

Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.


100% irrelevant
 
2012-08-03 10:08:04 AM  
What kind of slut wears a skirt to the grocery store? If women are going to wear clothing that exposes their genitals from some angle, I don't see the crime. I also don't see the supposed "victims" taking any responsibility for their role in the situtation. Typical Whole Foods shoppers...
 
2012-08-03 10:09:43 AM  

spentmiles: What kind of slut wears a skirt to the grocery store? If women are going to wear clothing that exposes their genitals from some angle, I don't see the crime. I also don't see the supposed "victims" taking any responsibility for their role in the situtation. Typical Whole Foods shoppers...



1/10
The first line was a bit over the top.
 
2012-08-03 10:10:04 AM  
Upskirt pics have always struck me as the most juvenile of fetishes. It's something middle-schoolers would do.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:02 AM  
It's sure to be thrown out of court, the photographic evidence is most likely tainted.
 
2012-08-03 10:11:55 AM  
img.vrvm.com

Look at this douchebag. See, people like this don't need to go to jail. What they need is to have both of their arms broken and his cell phone shoved up his ass.
 
2012-08-03 10:12:17 AM  
This kid has no class. Everyone knows the best place for taking upskirts is Wal-Mart.
 
2012-08-03 10:13:46 AM  
DOING IT WRONG! The best way to take upskirt videos is to superglue a fifty cent piece to the floor...or so I've heard.
 
2012-08-03 10:14:32 AM  

cig-mkr: This kid has no class. Everyone knows the best place for taking upskirts is Wal-Mart.


Women get dressed up to go to Wal Mart.
 
2012-08-03 10:15:11 AM  
He has good taste. As a whole, (teehee) America may be old and fat, but the people working and shopping there tend to be healthy and young.
Here in Oklahoma, it's also an oasis in a desert of derp.
 
2012-08-03 10:17:04 AM  
Clams have feelings too!

/actually, they don't
 
2012-08-03 10:18:02 AM  

URAPNIS: cig-mkr: This kid has no class. Everyone knows the best place for taking upskirts is Wal-Mart.

Women get dressed up to go to Wal Mart.


But it so much easier to do.
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2012-08-03 10:20:16 AM  
Clams? I thought they were organic, hormone-free, grass fed, free-range roast beef sammiches
 
2012-08-03 10:21:56 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: I've seen a lot of fuzzy chayotes at Whole Foods


This...I think Whole Foods is a great company, but their female clientele is rather......what Boudica said.
 
2012-08-03 10:24:08 AM  
No chowder for you. Clams have feelings, too.
 
2012-08-03 10:24:47 AM  
So, a punk from one of Hartford's dumpier neighbourhoods got himself in dutch with the cops whose salaries are paid by the kind of people who shop at WholePaycheck in West Hartford? Yeah, he's going all the way. WH cops are pussies, but they don't cotton to anything that upsets or offends their core constituency. And when budget time comes around, WH taxpayers will reward them for slam-dunking some useless piece of shiat from Haffud.
 
2012-08-03 10:25:25 AM  

JinxofSpades: spentmiles: What kind of slut wears a skirt to the grocery store? If women are going to wear clothing that exposes their genitals from some angle, I don't see the crime. I also don't see the supposed "victims" taking any responsibility for their role in the situtation. Typical Whole Foods shoppers...


1/10
The first line was a bit over the top.


I gotta give him a mulligan on this one...I'm still giggling from his anecdote regarding the grammar checking interview from earlier in the week. I nearly pissed myself after reading that one - nice job spent.
 
2012-08-03 10:25:55 AM  
With all the porn available on the interwebs, it really takes a retard to resort to upskirt photography.
 
2012-08-03 10:28:10 AM  

sandbar67: I thought they were organic, hormone-free, grass fed, free-range roast beef sammiches


No, they're mainly reubens.
 
2012-08-03 10:29:02 AM  

URAPNIS: Someone started a "Bearded Clam Club" back in high school.
Had t-shirts made and everything.
I have no idea why.
Wish I still had the shirt though.


You can get a custom made t-shirt if that concept really strikes you as entertaining. Who knows, it might double your action.
 
2012-08-03 10:29:25 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: He has good taste. As a whole, (teehee) America may be old and fat, but the people working and shopping there tend to be healthy and young. Here in Oklahoma, it's also an oasis in a desert of derp.


Indeed. I make the hourlong trek to my nearest Whole Paycheck once a month or so to stock up on certain items, and I always take my time since it's inevitably full of gloriously beautiful people.
 
2012-08-03 10:34:00 AM  
I was going to rip on subby for the mobile link, but then I started thinking about it... Maybe Fark should just go full-on with mobile links. Less ads and popups! Wait, that won't work...
 
2012-08-03 10:34:23 AM  

trappedspirit: URAPNIS: Someone started a "Bearded Clam Club" back in high school.
Had t-shirts made and everything.
I have no idea why.
Wish I still had the shirt though.

You can get a custom made t-shirt if that concept really strikes you as entertaining. Who knows, it might double your action.


Don't you believe it. I know from personal experience that 2 times 0 is still 0.
 
2012-08-03 10:39:14 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.


I think stalking a mother who is with her child to take upskirt shots is creepier. Imagine if he got caught. The woman has to confront him in front of her child. Her child is exposed to the situation of a perv stalking his/her mother. That can't be a good thing to expose a kid to.
 
2012-08-03 10:46:45 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In two instances, the victims had a child with them.

Unless he was also trying to videotape under the child's skirt, I'm not sure I understand why this matters.


It's just the reporter's way of saying they were hittable. Obviously if they had kids someone was willing to bang them.
 
2012-08-03 10:48:00 AM  

Matthew Keene: With all the porn available on the interwebs, it really takes a retard to resort to upskirt photography.


The thrill of getting away with it may be the biggest turn on.
 
2012-08-03 10:52:51 AM  
FTFA: "Note; We mistakenly reported in an earlier version of the story that Giovanni Geronilla was an employee of Whole Foods. He is not."
 
2012-08-03 10:54:14 AM  

trappedspirit: URAPNIS: Someone started a "Bearded Clam Club" back in high school.
Had t-shirts made and everything.
I have no idea why.
Wish I still had the shirt though.

You can get a custom made t-shirt if that concept really strikes you as entertaining. Who knows, it might double your action.


In other words, you still won't get laid but you'll have a novelty t-shirt.
 
2012-08-03 11:03:01 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Matthew Keene: With all the porn available on the interwebs, it really takes a retard to resort to upskirt photography.

The thrill of getting away with it may be the biggest turn on.


For his sake, I hope so. Otherwise this has got to be the most pathetic thing ever. I can't even think of anything that could be lower on the "people who can't get laid, so they resort to x" hierarchy.
 
2012-08-03 11:07:26 AM  
Now I know what I'm doing after work today
 
2012-08-03 11:08:35 AM  

Cormee: Now I know what I'm doing after work today


Wonder Whole Foods in a skirt?
 
2012-08-03 11:17:56 AM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: So, a punk from one of Hartford's dumpier neighbourhoods got himself in dutch with the cops whose salaries are paid by the kind of people who shop at WholePaycheck in West Hartford? Yeah, he's going all the way. WH cops are pussies, but they don't cotton to anything that upsets or offends their core constituency. And when budget time comes around, WH taxpayers will reward them for slam-dunking some useless piece of shiat from Haffud.


Jesus wept. Really? Wholepaycheck?

Are you farking 12? Do you spell Microsoft with $ too? If you don't like it, don't farking shop there.

I haven't been in one for years, but they had some really cool food and interesting selections.

/shops at a Sunflower farmers market
//was a no bullshiat no card no false discounts store with great produce selection
///is now a sprouts and hawking cards and magazines and other shiat and I expect selection to eat shiat and die for cheaper more processed more trendy and more expensive
////i haz a sad
 
2012-08-03 11:19:53 AM  
"Geronilla was charged with six counts of second-degree breach of peace."
You folks never want to see a third-degree breach of peace. I don't think one has been done since the 30's.

There are some hot girls at whole foods.
 
2012-08-03 11:22:02 AM  
The are certainly the "bearded clam" type at my local Whole Foods, but there are lots more of the "hot yoga mom" and "workout chick" types. Which is a shame, because the latter two groups tend to be biatchy.
 
2012-08-03 11:24:52 AM  

MoronLessOff: No chowder for you. Clams have feelings, too.


Beat u to it by 7 minutes. ;)
 
2012-08-03 11:26:21 AM  
"I went to Whole Foods and all I got was this lousy t-shirt with an upskirt picture on it".
 
2012-08-03 11:27:53 AM  

danielscissorhands: MoronLessOff: No chowder for you. Clams have feelings, too.

Beat u to it by 7 minutes. ;)


D'oh. I stopped checking because I've never seen anyone else make that comment.

/actually, they don't have central nervousness.
 
2012-08-03 11:34:17 AM  
Why doesn't this guy just go to the local beach or public pool to view the "magic triangle"?

No fuss, no muss, no skirts to look up, just pure triangle right there, in front of you. Might even be able to spot a few pokies and cameltoes too.

Amateur.
 
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