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2012-08-03 10:40:37 AM
4 votes:

One killed as Megabus turned into Shortbus


It looks like this bus's progress was...

*sunglasses*

retarded.


YEEAAAAHHHHH!!
2012-08-03 10:45:37 AM
3 votes:
I drove for Megabus for a while. I quit after my second week. A ticket costs as little as one dollar. For your average middle class American, that's like moving your family into the projects for eight hours. The route I had, Atlanta-to-DC, was a nightmare. The bus was filled with the loudest, most obnoxious, argumentative people I've ever met in my life. To try to quiet them down, I put on a movie, Medea Goes To Jail, and it was like throwing a single banana into a cage of angry primates. One old woman yelled, "YOU fark HER ASS MEDEA! YOU fark HER GOOD!" Why does grandma need to talk that way?

Never again.
2012-08-03 11:20:49 AM
1 votes:

Electrify: spentmiles: I drove for Megabus for a while. I quit after my second week. A ticket costs as little as one dollar. For your average middle class American, that's like moving your family into the projects for eight hours. The route I had, Atlanta-to-DC, was a nightmare. The bus was filled with the loudest, most obnoxious, argumentative people I've ever met in my life. To try to quiet them down, I put on a movie, Medea Goes To Jail, and it was like throwing a single banana into a cage of angry primates. One old woman yelled, "YOU fark HER ASS MEDEA! YOU fark HER GOOD!" Why does grandma need to talk that way?

Never again.

So that is how the Farkers in the Politics tab get around...


I never imagined it only took 26 minutes to get from Atlanta to DC.
2012-08-03 11:00:55 AM
1 votes:

SmellsLikePoo: ElPresidente: here isn't a hope in Hell I would ever ride in a square metal box on wheels filled with screaming brats, sweaty hillbillies, and fast food farts, driven by someone whose career has peaked at that level and who works for a company whose corporate logo includes a creepy-looking paedo driver with moobies and a subtle image of a cock wearing a luminescent condom on the bill of his cap.

Congrats on being a rich stuck-up douche.


And congrats to you on being a poor, sweaty, fast food farting hillbilly.
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-03 10:55:44 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: I drove for Megabus for a while. I quit after my second week. A ticket costs as little as one dollar. For your average middle class American, that's like moving your family into the projects for eight hours. The route I had, Atlanta-to-DC, was a nightmare. The bus was filled with the loudest, most obnoxious, argumentative people I've ever met in my life. To try to quiet them down, I put on a movie, Medea Goes To Jail, and it was like throwing a single banana into a cage of angry primates. One old woman yelled, "YOU fark HER ASS MEDEA! YOU fark HER GOOD!" Why does grandma need to talk that way?

Never again.


You should have put "Speed" on.



/"YOU fark HIS ASS SANDRA BULLOCK! YOU fark HIM GOOD!"
2012-08-03 10:39:47 AM
1 votes:

Supes: Horrifying, but thank god it doesn't look as bad as the Megabus crash in New York last year.

/there's a lesson to be learned in this.... and I think it's sit in the lower level on double-decker buses.


I think the upper deck is half off. After hitting the underpass.
2012-08-03 10:37:44 AM
1 votes:
There isn't a hope in Hell I would ever ride in a square metal box on wheels filled with screaming brats, sweaty hillbillies, and fast food farts, driven by someone whose career has peaked at that level and who works for a company whose corporate logo includes a creepy-looking paedo driver with moobies and a subtle image of a cock wearing a luminescent condom on the bill of his cap.

www.dublinbusstuff.com
2012-08-03 10:36:12 AM
1 votes:
Mega Rules...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-08-03 10:33:18 AM
1 votes:
My money is that the wreck was caused by a falling orange ford pinto wagon
 
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