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(Daily Mail)   Butter knife...$1. Showing off your deep throat skills to friends...$0. Getting an x-ray of the butter knife lodged in your esophagus...priceless   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-08-03 11:20:30 AM
The woman, who doctors said had swallowed a knife before, was not left injured

You'd figure that the first time this happened she would've learned...
 
2012-08-03 01:06:56 PM
I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Do with that what you will.
 
2012-08-03 02:24:29 PM
There are far better, and dare I say, more enjoyable ways to demonstrate the fact that you have no gag reflex.
 
2012-08-03 02:33:54 PM
Sword swallowing really is a trick anyone can learn.

But right at the top of the list of steps is "Don't lose control of the sword."
 
2012-08-03 02:34:27 PM

hammettman: There are far better, and dare I say, more enjoyable ways to demonstrate the fact that you have no gag reflex.


Should've used a penis for the demonstration...like subby's mom.
 
2012-08-03 02:34:41 PM
Why would you stick an x-ray of a butter knife down your throat?
 
2012-08-03 02:34:55 PM
You shouldn't eat X-rays.
 
2012-08-03 02:37:19 PM
It looks like there's a skull shape on the right side of the X-ray. Creepy!
 
2012-08-03 02:41:00 PM
Is she single?
 
2012-08-03 02:41:01 PM
I want to know what was in the little packet in her pocket? Mayo? Mustard?
 
2012-08-03 02:41:18 PM
I could gag her.
 
2012-08-03 02:41:48 PM
filmfanatic.org
 
2012-08-03 02:41:56 PM
I thought only the men in Atlanta were without gag reflexes...
 
2012-08-03 02:42:50 PM
She looks like she needs to poop
 
2012-08-03 02:43:01 PM
'A rigid esophagogastroduodenoscopy was performed to remove the knife. The esophagus and stomach otherwise appeared grossly normal.


She should be used to that procedure. Giggity.
 
2012-08-03 02:43:58 PM

Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.


Not that I know this, cause I don't, but her name isn't actually Heather Brooke. It's Harmon.
The way I don't hear it, cause I don't know this perv info, is that she had a video starring her and a girl named Brooke so it was titled "Heather Brooke" and it just sort of stuck.

But only weirdos would know something like this, whoever THEY are!
 
2012-08-03 02:44:37 PM

suthrnrunt: I thought only the men in Atlanta were without gag reflexes...


ooooooh snap!
 
2012-08-03 02:44:39 PM

Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.


Not that I know this, cause I don't, but her name isn't actually Heather Brooke. It's Harmon.
The way I don't hear it, cause I don't know this perv info, is that she had a video starring her and a girl named Brooke so it was titled "Heather Brooke" and it just sort of stuck.

But only weirdos would know something like this, whoever THEY are!
 
2012-08-03 02:44:51 PM
Ah, that makes me fondly remember a slightly crazy redhead I dated in my youth, that would randomly grab my hand and shove a few of my fingers to the back of her throat
 
2012-08-03 02:44:52 PM
First thought: bulemic woman? She's probably got that x-ray all over Tumblr now.

/going to hell
 
2012-08-03 02:44:53 PM

The Loaf: The woman, who doctors said had swallowed a knife before, was not left injured

You'd figure that the first time this happened she would've learned...


Maybe she was right injured this time.
 
2012-08-03 02:45:20 PM

MyNameIsMofuga: Is she single?


Yeah but she's a butterface.
 
2012-08-03 02:45:40 PM
That's a dinner knife, not a butter knife.

/seen a few x-rays
 
2012-08-03 02:46:10 PM
Ned Stark
You shouldn't eat X-rays.


Why not? Don't they just go right through you?
 
2012-08-03 02:46:34 PM

buntz: Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Not that I know this, cause I don't, but her name isn't actually Heather Brooke. It's Harmon.
The way I don't hear it, cause I don't know this perv info, is that she had a video starring her and a girl named Brooke so it was titled "Heather Brooke" and it just sort of stuck.

But only weirdos would know something like this, whoever THEY are!


I heard from a friend that Brooke was a common recurring "guest" in many of those videos.
 
2012-08-03 02:47:02 PM
Think what would have happened if it had been an actual cock!
 
2012-08-03 02:48:19 PM

buntz: Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Not that I know this, cause I don't, but her name isn't actually Heather Brooke. It's Harmon.
The way I don't hear it, cause I don't know this perv info, is that she had a video starring her and a girl named Brooke so it was titled "Heather Brooke" and it just sort of stuck.

But only weirdos would know something like this, whoever THEY are!


Um...I... well... hm.

www.mugshotsonline.com
 
2012-08-03 02:50:17 PM
Xray pr0n
 
2012-08-03 02:51:41 PM
Well, when she gets it removed, she can brag that she just lost 10% of her weight
 
2012-08-03 02:52:39 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 02:52:57 PM

angry_scientist: Ah, that makes me fondly remember a slightly crazy redhead I dated in my youth, that would randomly grab my hand and shove a few of my fingers to the back of her throat


Bulimic, but just had her nails done?
 
2012-08-03 02:53:24 PM
Esophagogastroduodenoscopy.
 
2012-08-03 02:54:06 PM

Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Do with that what you will.


+1
 
2012-08-03 02:55:49 PM
eroticadsnews.com
 
2012-08-03 02:55:52 PM

Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Do with that what you will.


Done in 2.
 
2012-08-03 02:56:24 PM
eroticadsnews.com
 
2012-08-03 02:57:51 PM
cliiff.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-03 02:57:52 PM

Grapple: She looks like she needs to poop


I'm no expert on bulimia, but it looks like she might be doing it wrong.
 
2012-08-03 02:58:32 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 02:58:34 PM

RandomAxe: That's a dinner knife, not a butter knife.

/seen a few x-rays


img.photobucket.com

That's not a knife!
 
2012-08-03 02:59:15 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 03:00:04 PM
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2012-08-03 03:00:42 PM
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2012-08-03 03:01:51 PM
www.oneangryman.com
 
2012-08-03 03:02:26 PM
www.oneangryman.com
 
2012-08-03 03:03:10 PM

Beerguy: I am at work, so I don't dare look for a pic to link, but the name Heather Brooke comes to mind.

Do with that what you will.



I have been
 
2012-08-03 03:04:11 PM
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2012-08-03 03:04:57 PM
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2012-08-03 03:05:09 PM
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2012-08-03 03:08:08 PM

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Damn it. That guy cracks me up *every* time I see that.
 
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