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(SFGate)   "Prison nurse who had sex with inmate loses appeal." Yeah, I could totally see that   ( divider line
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2012-08-03 09:27:21 AM  
You know who else had sex with an inmate?

Lt. Ellen Ripley, that's who.
2012-08-03 09:49:01 AM  

dittybopper: You know who else had sex with an inmate?
2012-08-03 01:13:54 PM  
Headline comment: OUCH
2012-08-03 01:16:28 PM  
To make matters worserer, she's lost her appeal and the prisoners are revolting.
2012-08-03 01:17:54 PM  
Article is useless without pics.

Son of a hundred maniacs!
2012-08-03 01:20:25 PM  
Fast-forward 4 years...

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got in the drawer."
2012-08-03 01:23:53 PM  
This is prolly one time when the inmate didn't mind spending a little time in the hole.

2012-08-03 01:49:24 PM  
Having worked correctional medicine I can tell you that the numbers of dysfunctionali nurses sleeping with inmates would shock you. It's not like it's a surprise that you're going to be arrested and charged with sexual assault either. During orientation, they had an entire wall of pictures of workers being taken out in orange jump suits and shackles for having sex with inmates. We had 9 nurses arrested in 1 year. Prison nurses be some crazy biatches.
2012-08-03 02:32:29 PM
2012-08-03 02:50:48 PM  
In an unrelated comment, I remember some guy saying, "I couldn't laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons."

Carry on.
2012-08-03 03:27:59 PM  
One of my friends is a post-op M2F Prison nurse. She looks like Divine but bigger. Says she gets hit on all the time. I guess it really does get lonely in there.

/que do not want picture...
//She's a very nice person
2012-08-03 03:30:13 PM  
2012-08-03 03:42:03 PM  
I found her on a GIS and isn't too bad for a prison biatch.
2012-08-03 04:58:08 PM  
try finding your soul mate
maybe she's different? and not the prison nurse?


$1000 FOR U

2012-08-03 05:11:30 PM  
If she were allowed to belong to a union, this would have never happened.
2012-08-03 06:31:39 PM  
Now wait a minute. According to my extensive cinematic research, it's supposed to be sex between the kind and sympathetic, yet powerless male prison doctor and the wrongly convicted female inmate after she has already been brutalised by the sadistic lesbian warden and the tough, cruel inmate gang leader.

And has had several showers. One thing movies have taught me is that hygiene is very very important. Almost as important as never ever wearing a bra, no matter what.
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