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(Forbes)   Getting to compete in the Olympics requires natural ability, good coaching, tireless training, and occasionally a gaggle of hookers   (forbes.com) divider line 30
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2012-08-03 10:50:24 AM
Is a group of hookers a gaggle? I thought it would be a pounding of hookers
 
2012-08-03 12:01:37 PM

Langston: Is a group of hookers a gaggle?


From my experience the best hookers don't gag.
 
2012-08-03 12:01:40 PM
Those olympic village condoms aren't going to use themselves... line up Ladies (of the evening)!
 
2012-08-03 12:02:59 PM
I thought it was a murder of hookers
 
2012-08-03 12:04:13 PM
I'm ok with this.
 
2012-08-03 12:04:43 PM

Langston: Is a group of hookers a gaggle? I thought it would be a pounding of hookers


heh - I'm surprised 'harem' wasn't used.
 
2012-08-03 12:05:50 PM
It seems a bit unfair that his employees were the ones to take it like a champ, but he's the one that would have ended up with the medal.
 
2012-08-03 12:06:32 PM
Good on NZ for having a credible social-safety net. What a wonderful benefit that it guarantees that the Kiwi meretrices are all-volunteers!
 
2012-08-03 12:07:08 PM
Kind of appropriate that they offered Greek, eh?
 
2012-08-03 12:07:16 PM
Moussambani gained entry to the Olympics without meeting the minimum qualification requirements via a wildcard draw designed to encourage developing countries without expensive training facilities to participate. While Pieter van den Hoogenband set a world record of 47.84 seconds to win the gold medal, Moussambani splashed his way to the finish to the cheers of the crowd in slightly more than twice that time (1:52.72). "The last 15 metres were very difficult," Moussambani said. However, because the other two swimmers in his heat false-started, and were thus disqualified, he won the heat. Before coming to the Olympics, Moussambani had never seen a 50 m (160 ft) long Olympic-size swimming pool. He took up swimming only eight months before the Olympics and had practiced in a 20 m (66 ft) pool at a hotel in Malabo.
 
2012-08-03 12:12:41 PM

RageWars: I thought it was a murder of hookers


... or an 'exaltation', but only if they're really good.
 
2012-08-03 12:15:25 PM
No, no. It's:

A pride of prostitutes.
A gaggle of garglers.
A harem of hookers.
A swarm of seducers.
A flock of floozies.
A herd of whores.
A brood of broads.
A mob of molls.
A tribe of tramps.
A nest of nymphos.
A tittering of tits.
A bevy of babes.
A load of ladies of the night.
A murder of madams
A consortium of cocksuckers.
A cluster of coonts.
A vat of vaginas.
A skein of skin.
A band of boobs.
A bunch of blowjobs.
 
2012-08-03 12:18:34 PM
So, an Olypmpic Judo champ opens a brothel....doesn't that make him a Ninja Pimp?
 
2012-08-03 12:18:45 PM

Langston: Is a group of hookers a gaggle? I thought it would be a pounding of hookers


metric fark-ton?
assload?
 
2012-08-03 12:21:50 PM

Langdon Alger: Moussambani gained entry to the Olympics without meeting the minimum qualification requirements via a wildcard draw designed to encourage developing countries without expensive training facilities to participate. While Pieter van den Hoogenband set a world record of 47.84 seconds to win the gold medal, Moussambani splashed his way to the finish to the cheers of the crowd in slightly more than twice that time (1:52.72). "The last 15 metres were very difficult," Moussambani said. However, because the other two swimmers in his heat false-started, and were thus disqualified, he won the heat. Before coming to the Olympics, Moussambani had never seen a 50 m (160 ft) long Olympic-size swimming pool. He took up swimming only eight months before the Olympics and had practiced in a 20 m (66 ft) pool at a hotel in Malabo.


What does Eric the Eel have to do with New Zealand prostitutes?
 
2012-08-03 12:23:09 PM

Grapple: Those olympic village condoms aren't going to use themselves... line up Ladies (of the evening)!


Of course the medalists don't have to utilize the services of professionals...
 
2012-08-03 12:24:32 PM

demonbug: Langdon Alger: Moussambani gained entry to the Olympics without meeting the minimum qualification requirements via a wildcard draw designed to encourage developing countries without expensive training facilities to participate. While Pieter van den Hoogenband set a world record of 47.84 seconds to win the gold medal, Moussambani splashed his way to the finish to the cheers of the crowd in slightly more than twice that time (1:52.72). "The last 15 metres were very difficult," Moussambani said. However, because the other two swimmers in his heat false-started, and were thus disqualified, he won the heat. Before coming to the Olympics, Moussambani had never seen a 50 m (160 ft) long Olympic-size swimming pool. He took up swimming only eight months before the Olympics and had practiced in a 20 m (66 ft) pool at a hotel in Malabo.

What does Eric the Eel have to do with New Zealand prostitutes?


Proof that you don't need skill or hookers to make it to the olympics
 
2012-08-03 12:28:24 PM

Sofa King Smart: assload?


That's a gender-specific term for a grouping of prostitutes.
 
2012-08-03 12:28:56 PM
I'm going with "pounding" or "murder"... If more people knew about murder as a quantity it would be a done deal.
 
2012-08-03 12:30:51 PM
He says "Bam" a lot. Is that a colloquialism used New Zealand?
 
2012-08-03 12:33:05 PM
I can imagine the response when the announcer calls Huggy Roo to the mat for his next bout. "I'm sorry sir but you cannot wear platform shoes in the ring".
 
2012-08-03 12:36:08 PM
Sorry, we were looking for "what is a stable?" A stable of hookers. You lose control of the board.
 
2012-08-03 12:40:25 PM
I use the term "a ditch of hookers" myself. Also, why does it cost so much to go to the Olympics? I thought the athlete's country picked up the tab.
 
2012-08-03 12:46:01 PM
a trunkload of hookers or a basement of hookers
both work in my case becau...
BRB - there's a knock at the door
 
2012-08-03 01:08:42 PM

FarkingReading: No, no. It's:

A pride of prostitutes.
A gaggle of garglers.
A harem of hookers.
A swarm of seducers.
A flock of floozies.
A herd of whores.
A brood of broads.
A mob of molls.
A tribe of tramps.
A nest of nymphos.
A tittering of tits.
A bevy of babes.
A load of ladies of the night.
A murder of madams
A consortium of cocksuckers.
A cluster of coonts.
A vat of vaginas.
A skein of skin.
A band of boobs.
A bunch of blowjobs.


A laughable list.

Well done.
 
2012-08-03 01:31:59 PM
Would have been nice if they showed a picture of Logan Campbell the guy they were talking about somewhere.
 
2012-08-03 01:42:28 PM
No a group of hookers is known as a "trunkload" and it ranges from 2-6, depending on the size of your vehicle
 
2012-08-03 02:00:04 PM
I like how the headline writer just grabbed the first sentence and stopped there. Hey folks, in case you were wondering, Michael Phelps didn't sell weed (as far as we know)!
 
2012-08-03 06:19:12 PM

FarkingReading: No, no. It's:

A pride of prostitutes.
A gaggle of garglers.
A harem of hookers.
A swarm of seducers.
A flock of floozies.
A herd of whores.
A brood of broads.
A mob of molls.
A tribe of tramps.
A nest of nymphos.
A tittering of tits.
A bevy of babes.
A load of ladies of the night.
A murder of madams
A consortium of cocksuckers.
A cluster of coonts.
A vat of vaginas.
A skein of skin.
A band of boobs.
A bunch of blowjobs.


wouldnt it be a Harem of Harlots?
 
2012-08-04 03:14:13 AM
The only difference here being that Michael Phelps doesn't share his harem with the public.
 
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