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(BBC)   What do Australian Olympic rowers do to celebrate? Get hammered, trash stores and pass out in police stations   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-08-02 11:24:46 PM  
What do Australians Olympic rowers do to celebrate? Get hammered, trash stores and pass out in police stations
 
2012-08-02 11:36:24 PM  
OI! OI! OI!
 
2012-08-02 11:43:26 PM  
Don't forget knifey/spooney.
 
2012-08-03 12:12:47 AM  
I wanna party with them, they sound like fun
 
2012-08-03 01:02:53 AM  
(Cues flute solo)...I come from the land down under!
 
2012-08-03 01:42:08 AM  
If only the British had some sort of Penal colony they could send prisoners to. Maybe on a big island that was far, far away - where they'd never find their way back home again.
 
2012-08-03 02:00:31 AM  
taken to a police station. He fainted while he was there and hit his head

At least they kept him from walking into a door and falling down the stairs.
 
2012-08-03 02:13:59 AM  

The Voice of Doom: taken to a police station. He fainted while he was there and hit his head

At least they kept him from walking into a door and falling down the stairs.


They were also able to keep him from sodomizing himself with a nightstick, as is the fashion among prisoners.
 
2012-08-03 02:17:01 AM  
No amount of strudel will cure that hangover
 
2012-08-03 02:27:42 AM  
That's what I call 'Tuesday.'

/avoid hangovers; stay drunk all the time
 
2012-08-03 02:31:25 AM  
"The Australian men's eight finished sixth in Wednesday's final, which was won by Germany"

I can only imagine what type of binge a medal would have resulted in. Between some of the partying I've done with Aussies and Canadians in the past, it's a wonder my liver still functions.
 
2012-08-03 03:46:48 AM  

urban.derelict: That's what I call 'Tuesday.'

/avoid hangovers; stay drunk all the time


That's what vodak and redbull was invented for. Before redbull, there was accursed coffee, there was. Horrible times.
 
2012-08-03 07:32:47 AM  
the 3rd from the front rower guy looked kinda QUEER. what do you all think.
 
2012-08-03 07:51:17 AM  
This is why Austrailians are considered the worst tourists all-around. (Even though people in this US like to think it's us; but that's also because we are ethno(and ego)centric.)
 
2012-08-03 08:02:37 AM  
That behavior used to get you a free boat ride to Australia.
 
2012-08-03 08:09:57 AM  
And?
 
2012-08-03 08:25:53 AM  
The rower caused a row.
 
2012-08-03 08:47:43 AM  
So, the same thing all other Australians do for every other damned reason

/i keed
//my dad is so australian, he's in prison
 
2012-08-03 09:31:00 AM  

The1andonlyZack: This is why Australians are considered the worst tourists all-around.


I grew up in Florida and live in Maine, I've seen a lot of tourists, and they are quite bad. When I was a kid we saw some at a water park in Orlando. It was amazing, big burly adult men shoving little kids out of their way to get to the front of everything. I'm not sure alcohol was even involved. Probably.

American tourists are obnoxious, but it's mostly verbal. Physically we're cowards.

And never get between a German tourist and his food.
 
2012-08-03 10:08:24 AM  
Anyone watching the Olympics now? US women's soccer is playing and the trampoline is pretty crazy.

/thread jack
 
2012-08-03 10:29:07 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Anyone watching the Olympics now? US women's soccer is playing and the trampoline is pretty crazy.

/thread jack


Fark that, there's cricket on.
 
2012-08-03 10:36:33 AM  
I have a csb, but it didn't happen to me, it was my brother.

Not long after our mother passed away, he was walking down a street in London, wearing his Ireland rugby shirt. He passed a group who started goading him and when he finally spoke up and they heard his Irish accent they began to chase him. He ran around a corner and knocked over a big aussie standing outside a pub. He explained the situation to the guy, and he said 'Right, yer with us.' and called the rest of his aussie rugby club ou of the pub. When the group came round the corner and saw the situation, they decided not to test them. So aussies aint all bad.

end csmb
 
2012-08-03 02:31:44 PM  
How many of them were named Bruce?
 
2012-08-03 09:46:20 PM  
I would have thought Fark would label this guy a hero.
 
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