Rabbit season! Shuttle season!

But fuselage is good eatin. Dang guvmint.

But it was coming right at me!!

....../snore

Quickly, let's thin out their numbers!

Just say no to re-entry.

You can hunt Texans now? Goody! Let's kill them all!

Let's all engage in some socially acceptable bigotry against Southerners!

Will it be wearing a large orange vest?

I've always been confused as to why people in the South go deer hunting. Where is the joy in shooting a thirty pound buck? Why don't they put their .22s away and come on up here to Wisconsin. That way the Illinois shooters will have someone else to target for once.

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting shuttles!

I think instead of re-enacting the hunting flamewar we should all read gromky's link and vote on whether "Suzi" was a stupid anal-retentive b*tch.

Mine's a "yes" vote.

Suzi was a liberal AND a bigot....doesn't get much worse than that.

We have deer but we don't hunt them. They are cool to see out there.. I will go on out to the back 40 and look see around a bit this weekend.
And that Suzi..what a biyatch. I would never take her for sushi again. Though I would have still jumped on her before she left. heh

The only form of deer-killing I engage in is assisted suicide, when the crazy bahstads jump out in front of my truck.

/yes I'm a Southerner, yes I drive a truck, no it doesn't have a confederate flag on it

On a further note - Wow, that Suzi chick sounds psychotic. I'm registered as "unaffiliated". I'd laugh my way to the loony bin if Kucinich got the democratic nomination, I'd choke laughing if he won the whole shebang, but neither are going to happen.

/Nader in 2004?

I've always been confused...

That's not suprising, NathanAllen. You're from Wisconson.

NathanAllen Illinois shooters? You mean the Latin Kings and Two Six and all the various other Chicago gangs with remarkably unimaginative names?

Why are they trying to shoot Baba Booey's teeth?



/janks

PC Load Letter - A flame war could easily ensue based on your comments, if lesser people get wind of it. The deer population, at least locally, *does* need to be thinned out, but that's largely because their natural habitat has been reduced to nothing. Pretty much the only place they can flourish around here is FDR State Park, and with everyone going there essentially every weekend for beer and rapetastic camping fun (as Adam Corolla once point it, they should just rename camping grounds raping grounds), they don't have much refuge there, either.

But I digress...

I'd love is some y'all Texans come up to NJ to kill some deer.

You want deer overpopulation? Take an overcrowded state with rich shiats with their huge vehicles and throw in way too many deer... mass carnage ensues

I'm not a hunter myself, and don't get excited over killing things. But there's definitely an overpopulation issue and no natural preditors other than SUVs where I'm from.

And PC LOADLETTER, I'd suggest you hide in a hole until spring after a comment like that. It will certainly piss off some hunters.

That would be a biatch if a hunter out there accidently fired into a pressurized tank of something. Yeeikes. Article says that 60% of the spacecraft is still unaccounted for. Most pieces are probably no bigger than a postage stamp.

PC LOAD LETTER: Pull your head out of your ass and do some research before you go making generalizations about hunters on a public forum. You have absolutely no evidence to support your comment. Even if you simply look at statistics about hunting and the required 'Hunter's Education' programs set up across the country you'd be a lot less ignorant.

(To be read aloud with a southern accent) What we have here is a failure to disintegrate.

And that Suzi..what a biyatch. I would never take her for sushi again. Though I would have still jumped on her before she left. heh

Two equally delicious possibilities emerge from my tangled neural network:

Sex her up until fireworks are going off in her brain, then watch the horror fill her eyes when you whisper "By the way, I'm a Republican."

Sex her up until fireworks are going off in her brain, stay and cuddle until she falls asleep, then go for the "urban legend" angle. Write "You just had sex with a Republican" on the mirror in lipstick, and sneak out. For extra fun, wait around outside her room until she wakes up, and listen for the screaming.

Evil is fun.

"Evil is fun."


-Hey, you ARE a Republican!

FINALLY! My hometown finally makes it to Fark.com!!!! Woo-hoo, i'm so proud.

I'm over it.

Another

Quotes are for repeating another's words. If you're going to use them, at least make sure the asshat bigoted remarks are in the article.

Son of Thunder, congratulations. I gave myself a four day weekend to do some hunting. I didn't see a damn thing.