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2012-08-03 07:12:26 AM
I was hoping it was Joel Osteen
 
2012-08-03 07:24:00 AM
What, no white-knights coming out in droves to defend his actions? No arguments that it's only wrong because "man's law" says it's wrong but in Jesus's time it was common place for a man to have relations with a teen girl? OR how this is certainly better than being a *gasp* homosexual?

Fark, I am disappoint... you are slipping...

Anyway, I bet it's her fault, she probably read 50 Shades of Gray and decided to act it out on that poor unsuspecting pastor...
 
2012-08-03 07:26:04 AM

EvilEgg: There is nothing inherently wrong with being gay. I suppose you could argue it's slightly less hypocritical for him to be farking girls.


Pedophiles aren't gay, but I agree with the rest of your post.
 
2012-08-03 07:27:28 AM

CeroX: What, no white-knights coming out in droves to defend his actions? No arguments that it's only wrong because "man's law" says it's wrong but in Jesus's time it was common place for a man to have relations with a teen girl? OR how this is certainly better than being a *gasp* homosexual?

Fark, I am disappoint... you are slipping...

Anyway, I bet it's her fault, she probably read 50 Shades of Gray and decided to act it out on that poor unsuspecting pastor...


What Fark have you been visiting? I don't think there are more than two evangelicals on this site and they're both alts. If you want to see white knighting you should probably visit a website that caters to religious people.
 
2012-08-03 07:28:53 AM
obligatory
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2012-08-03 07:36:34 AM

Tat'dGreaser: CeroX: What, no white-knights coming out in droves to defend his actions? No arguments that it's only wrong because "man's law" says it's wrong but in Jesus's time it was common place for a man to have relations with a teen girl? OR how this is certainly better than being a *gasp* homosexual?

Fark, I am disappoint... you are slipping...

Anyway, I bet it's her fault, she probably read 50 Shades of Gray and decided to act it out on that poor unsuspecting pastor...

What Fark have you been visiting? I don't think there are more than two evangelicals on this site and they're both alts. If you want to see white knighting you should probably visit a website that caters to religious people.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 07:36:55 AM
A note to the submitter on the headline... lambasting the pedophile is yeah! Describing the sex act is yuck!
 
2012-08-03 07:42:32 AM

CeroX: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x224]


What part of my post did you not understand? Let's start there.
 
2012-08-03 07:43:54 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.


he was probably just trying to find a Chick-fi-A.
 
2012-08-03 07:49:50 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.


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hows that for hijinks!
 
2012-08-03 07:50:01 AM

Tat'dGreaser: CeroX: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x224]

What part of my post did you not understand? Let's start there.


Me? i was making a mockery of most of the people that post on this site... You seem to be a bit more serious... sooooooo... i'll just end this conversation now and let you cool your head a minute...
 
2012-08-03 07:53:20 AM

Verzio: dickfreckle: But, what about the sanctity of marriage?

What about it? One man, as many wives and concubines as he can gather. Perfectly traditional marriage. Abraham had a wife and a concubine. Job had wives, plural. David and Solomon had both wives and concubines.

The one flesh bit? Well:

Man = 1.
Man + Woman = 1.

By simple induction, then:

Man + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman . . . + Woman = 1.

See?

There's only a problem if you get some other number, like:

Woman + Woman = 0
Woman + Woman + Woman = 0
Man + Man = 2
Man + Man + Man = 3
Man + Man + Woman = 2
Man + Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 2

Now, some checks on our math:

Mary having a husband on one hand and the Holy Spirit as a lover was okay, so:

Man + Woman + Holy Spirit = 1

This works, because we know

Father + Son + Holy Spirit = 1

And only the son became man. So, incorporeal beings, like women, count for nothing.


Is it bad that kind of makes sense?
 
2012-08-03 07:54:59 AM

Verzio: dickfreckle: But, what about the sanctity of marriage?

What about it? One man, as many wives and concubines as he can gather. Perfectly traditional marriage. Abraham had a wife and a concubine. Job had wives, plural. David and Solomon had both wives and concubines.

The one flesh bit? Well:

Man = 1.
Man + Woman = 1.

By simple induction, then:

Man + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman . . . + Woman = 1.

See?

There's only a problem if you get some other number, like:

Woman + Woman = 0
Woman + Woman + Woman = 0
Man + Man = 2
Man + Man + Man = 3
Man + Man + Woman = 2
Man + Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 2

Now, some checks on our math:

Mary having a husband on one hand and the Holy Spirit as a lover was okay, so:

Man + Woman + Holy Spirit = 1

This works, because we know

Father + Son + Holy Spirit = 1

And only the son became man. So, incorporeal beings, like women, count for nothing.


I prefer to look at it as bianary.
Man = 1
Woman = 0.
Now we have the scale of wrongness. With 0 being the least wrong and 3 being the most wrong.

Woman + man = 0 + 1 = 01 = 1
Man + man = 1 + 1 = 11 = 3
Woman + woman = 0 + 0 = 0
 
2012-08-03 07:57:34 AM

CeroX: Me? i was making a mockery of most of the people that post on this site... You seem to be a bit more serious... sooooooo... i'll just end this conversation now and let you cool your head a minute...


Ugh, I apologize. I just see it a lot on here, someone asking a bold question to people who don't even come here. Like if they wanted an answer they could go ask those people. Just seems chicken to me. Obviously I didn't realize you were kidding........I need more coffee. Sorry
 
2012-08-03 08:01:11 AM
The girl is to blame. Now let's all have some Chick-fil-A to celebrate that it wasn't a young boy this time.
 
2012-08-03 08:05:21 AM
jojostan
BarkingUnicorn:
"sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.


Why? Was he taking her to see immoral porpoises?
 
2012-08-03 08:11:02 AM

Tat'dGreaser: CeroX: Me? i was making a mockery of most of the people that post on this site... You seem to be a bit more serious... sooooooo... i'll just end this conversation now and let you cool your head a minute...

Ugh, I apologize. I just see it a lot on here, someone asking a bold question to people who don't even come here. Like if they wanted an answer they could go ask those people. Just seems chicken to me. Obviously I didn't realize you were kidding........I need more coffee. Sorry


i've been up since 4:45... so i'm not exactly still in the morning haze, in fact, it's almost lunch time and it's 8am...
 
2012-08-03 08:13:15 AM

Harry Freakstorm: jojostan
BarkingUnicorn: "sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.

Why? Was he taking her to see immoral porpoises?


I'll bet she was stringing him on, y'know, when they get there she's all "I got a haddock." But after he slipped her a fin, she figured it would only take a few minnows.

And afterward he discovered she'd given him the crabs.
 
2012-08-03 08:16:45 AM
i1247.photobucket.com


Approves.....
 
2012-08-03 08:27:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's be serious now. If a teenage girl was sucking on your dick, you wouldn't be too freaked out if she took off her panties and asked you to cum inside her.


I'd stick true to my Biblical principles and go Onan on her, enjoining her in sexual congress, but withdrawing to spill my seed upon the ground.
 
2012-08-03 08:29:28 AM
I hate when they say "underage" 16 is legal here in mich, but media would say "underage" Of course for going across state lines.... yeah... hes fooked:)
 
2012-08-03 08:35:50 AM

Dahnkster: This next one's gonna be a couple's skate.


I am to laugh. I have a bunch of Booker T and Jimmy Smith on the iPod. Mrs. JailhouseFistfark teases me, calling it roller-rink music.


But seriously, this story is nothing more than Satan using some lusty girl, telling her she should "Sext" and Go Wild and what not, and the Lord refines with fire, leaving His children for a season to be winnowed like the harvest, placed in the crucible and purified. I think He has great plans for Pastor Hammond, preparing him like this. And before you point your finger at him, take some time to review the book of Job. His friends said he'd done something wrong to bring on the Lord's anger, but did he? No, and he remained resolute in his faith.
 
2012-08-03 08:39:40 AM
well?

Have you SEEN teenage girls thee days!?

/hangs head
 
2012-08-03 08:39:47 AM
tommybagodonuts: I work in Hammond and a lot co-workers go to that church so I'm getting a kick...

*of co-workers. I suck at grammar.

You actually suck at mechanics.
 
2012-08-03 08:45:35 AM
No Troy McClure yet?

Troy McClure was seen with a woman.....a woman? Really? Huh.
 
2012-08-03 08:48:15 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: No Troy McClure yet?

Troy McClure was seen with a woman.....a woman? Really? Huh.fish

 
2012-08-03 08:50:28 AM
If there's one thing less spiritual than a church, it's a mega-church. If this is what it takes to have people wake up and re-examine why they congregate, so be it. Mega-churches are all about the social gathering and separating from others not exactly like the 'faithful.' Gather for cookies and gossip all you want, have a zillion activities for kids so moms can relax, give as much money as you want to build auditoriums with great seating, but stop calling it 'church,' claiming a tax exemption, and annoying others with your self-righteous smugness.



sorry, too little caffeine. brb
 
2012-08-03 08:56:01 AM

dickfreckle: Since adultery is not a crime in Indiana, observers believe there's more to the story than an affair.

But, what about the sanctity of marriage? If it's legal to cheat, what's stopping him from farking a horse?

Slippery slope, people.


But crossing state lines to have sex with a minor sure is a Federal crime. That and being in a position of power and trust with a child under 18 still gets you in deep trouble, even in Indiana.
 
2012-08-03 08:59:37 AM
Damn. I hoped it was Rod Parsley.
 
2012-08-03 08:59:38 AM
I live a few miles away from a mega-church that used to have a giant foam statue of jesus sinking in the mud... a stand up comic wrote a song about it called "big butter jesus" because the foam is yellow. That thing got struck by lightning a couple of years ago and burned like a great polluting pyre of justice.... And while this "church" does some community charitable things... the smugness and hubris that pulsates from that building is gut turning... and the mansion that dude lives in is ridiculous...
 
2012-08-03 09:00:38 AM

limeyfellow: dickfreckle: Since adultery is not a crime in Indiana, observers believe there's more to the story than an affair.

But, what about the sanctity of marriage? If it's legal to cheat, what's stopping him from farking a horse?

Slippery slope, people.

But crossing state lines to have sex with a minor sure is a Federal crime. That and being in a position of power and trust with a child under 18 still gets you in deep trouble, even in Indiana.


fark those stupid kids
 
2012-08-03 09:06:30 AM
I blame gay demons for his action.
 
2012-08-03 09:08:26 AM

sweetmanbrosia: I blame gay demons for his action.


i don't care what his actions are, as long as Chic Fil A didn't get all uppity with him. like say "yeah well i like taking it up the ass too, but a deals a deal"

www.godandscience.org
 
2012-08-03 09:10:43 AM
"At this time, we deeply regret the need to announce that First Baptist Church has dismissed our pastor, Dr. Jack Schaap, due to a sin that has caused him to forfeit his right to be our pastor," the statement read.

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Oh, Schapp!
 
2012-08-03 09:21:29 AM
Why I don't go to church reason #213

/weddings and funerals excepted
 
2012-08-03 09:23:37 AM
It sounds, at least from this article, like the church is actually doing the right thing - a real rarity. Usually in cases like this, the entire church rallies behind the (statutory) rapist and trashes the victim(s), doing whatever they can to protect the reputation, job, and freedom of the scumbag no matter how bad the crime nor how damning the evidence.
 
2012-08-03 09:26:14 AM
I found a picture of pastor Jack Schaap visiting with his harem:

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2012-08-03 09:37:07 AM
What I want to know is how a state that is so conservative can possibly have lifted the 'crime' designation from adultery (I assume at some point it was a crime there, anyway). In NY it's a class B Misdemeanor which I think can carry a couple of weeks of prison time iirc. I'm sure it hardly ever DOES, but it could.

Indiana, how'd you get more progressive than NY on this??
 
2012-08-03 09:37:08 AM

Leeds: I found a picture of pastor Jack Schaap visiting with his harem:

[img88.imageshack.us image 768x512]


At least a couple of those look like they're old enough.

/girls cute too
 
2012-08-03 09:40:29 AM

MythDragon: I prefer to look at it as bianary.


What the fark is this 'bianary' that you speak of?
 
2012-08-03 09:41:37 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.


But was a nude violation of the Mann Act on a motorcycle?

If not, he's a twink.
 
2012-08-03 09:41:41 AM
Megachurch attendence has been known to have a negative effect on Hee Haw's Sunday ratings.
 
2012-08-03 09:42:47 AM
As a former member of an IFB church, I have a long-standing loathing of Jack Hyles and all that his unbiblical, cultic, man-centered brand of Christianity stands for. I'm not surprised that this has happened at FBC but I am surprised that it's being dealt with at least semi-openly by the church leadership.
/although if past cases of this kind are any indication there will be a fair amount of blame heaped on the girl for being a "manipulative shameless hussy" or some such nonsense
 
2012-08-03 09:49:08 AM

Dahnkster: Here's a listy of some of the great Hammond B artists.


Gregg Allman


Joey DeFrancesco


Jimmy Smith


Booker T. Jones


Art 'Poppa Funk' Neville


Joe Krown

This next one's gonna be a couple's skate.


Good threadjacking!
Hammond B ftw. Nothing else sounds quite as good...

Ok, now- reverse all-skate!
 
2012-08-03 09:55:46 AM
I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
 
2012-08-03 10:01:58 AM

dickfreckle: Since adultery is not a crime in Indiana, observers believe there's more to the story than an affair.

But, what about the sanctity of marriage? If it's legal to cheat, what's stopping him from farking a horse?

Slippery slope, people.


What keeps him from farking a horse? If you have to ask that question... the fact you can't tell the difference between some beautiful pink human pussy and a horse speaks volumes about you....
 
2012-08-03 10:02:58 AM
The lead pastor, Dino Rizzo, at one of the biggest (if not the biggest) mega-churches in Baton Rouge, Healing Place Church, took an unexpected "sabbatical" to "restore his faith". This immediately started tongues a-wagging at the REAL reason for his leave of absence.
 
2012-08-03 10:04:45 AM

squealie: As a former member of an IFB church, I have a long-standing loathing of Jack Hyles and all that his unbiblical, cultic, man-centered brand of Christianity stands for. I'm not surprised that this has happened at FBC but I am surprised that it's being dealt with at least semi-openly by the church leadership.
/although if past cases of this kind are any indication there will be a fair amount of blame heaped on the girl for being a "manipulative shameless hussy" or some such nonsense



His cultic brand of Christianity? Christianity itself is a cult... jesus freaks believe in a invisible friend that guides their lives... that is just as ridiculous as Scientology and any other "cultic" type institutions....

P.S. i don't think cultic is a word... jesus should have told you this..
 
2012-08-03 10:18:49 AM
Catholics molest their congregation like this.

Evangelicals molest their congregation like this.

How can you tell which religion a man of faith belongs to? Look at the gender of the youth he's molesting.

/I know, very weak
//hung-over, too early, not enough coffee
///I'm sorry :(
 
2012-08-03 10:21:36 AM
Wait...so being promiscuous has nothing to do with trying to force celibacy for Jesus? Who knew.
 
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